You board your flight and this is your pilot, what do you do?

[Catler]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on board E621.

 

[Fag Albert]

oh im letting him know how i feel about the flight
im already mad because i had to pay for a whole row. then the flight attendant is a german shepherd and shes been fucking shedding everywhere i have dog hair in my orange juice. we were already fucking delayed by an hour because some dude in a burger king crown was getting into an argument with a pitbull and calling her 'shitbull' over and over so he had to get pulled off the flight

Bro why is a fucking lynx even flying the plane

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Oh he is not the real pilot, stalker child. Enjoy prison.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Immediately drop to my knees and thank him with my mouth.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

I hope this is one of those Boeing planes with the faulty door bolts and hop out at my earliest convenience.

 

[TroonsDid911]

Show him the KiwiFarms and ask him if he would like to mod Animal Control.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

die
cats can't fly planes

 

[Rozzy]

Throw some catnip into the cockpit.

 

[SentinentCloud]

Throw some catnip into the cockpit.

strange analogy to imply you gonna coooooom all over its face

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I'm assuming this I just died and this flight is going straight to Hell.

Turbulence is a myth. What you're experiencing is the pilots yiffing each other and constantly knocking into the yokes

Now I am going to think of this every time I fly from now on and be horrified.