You can make one game of execptional quality magic into existince - What game do you pick?

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actual answer: a sandbox racing sim
 
Walt Disney, Nickelodeon, the combined efforts of Japan, Larry Flynt - all failures, but I will live where everyone else have died and create the GTA of porn games.
 
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That dream elder scrolls game I wanted with ridiculous amounts of detail, where every playstyle is fun, every skill has something game-changing, player choice is encouraged, followers are actually characters, and the lore isn't shat upon.
Aside from the followers, that's Daggerfall, my dude. Check out Daggerfall Unity.
 
River City Ransom except every single enemy in the game is super obese and you kick the shit out of them. Every time you hit them they lose 10lbs and eventually they get in great shape and thank you and jog off. At the end of the game all the people you kicked into shape come and thank you and help you defeat the final boss, Tess Holiday, who is fatter than ever
 
A Fire Emblem style tactical RPG, but where you run a company of condottieri in late medieval Italy and run into historical characters like Catherine of Siena and John Hawkwood, a major inspiration for Berserk's Griffith
 
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XCOM 2 versions of Warhammer 40k, Starship Troopers, Star Trek, Star Wars, etc.
 
A fire emblem dynasty warriors game that doesn’t fucking wank off the 3ds characters, throws in a couple of Marth’s game on the side, quickly added 2 more waifus and then the dlc is more shit of the same thing all while forgetting the most popular character of the franchise. (CYL determined it was Ike. And Roy got second.) and don’t even get me started on how bad they shit on Judgral
 
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A System Shock survival horror/Left 4 Dead zombie apocalypse crossover. You play as a normie from 80s or such, yeeted into 2020s Portland by a time travel experiment gone wrong.

Tay AI as Shodan, some qanon sped as Atlas, hobo shit as landmiles etc. You need to figure out where the fuck you are, research the weird humanoid creatures inhabiting this strange world to fight them better (stuff like sjw fish mouth syndrome) etc.

Jogger hordes and IRL based troon/SJW/fattie bosses.

Call it Clown World: The Chimpening or some shit.
 
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A Starship Troopers FPS that really puts you boots on the ground with all the other grunts; none of this power armor shit, we got kevlar and .308 to save your ass. Lots of bug types from across the franchise, buckets of gore and bug bits, 100 player PVE like Planetside but the enemies are giant fuckin' bugs...

Oh, and a bitchin' soundtrack.
 
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