You ever stop and wonder what you would do if you found your name on the farms?

[Random Internet Person]

Or if you found out you had your own KF thread?

 

[lurk_moar]

Sudoku. If I fail, then I will move to Ghana.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I would shit myself and do nothing.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

i would be fine and move on

 

[Yamamura]

Let's be real, when people look at this site and say our user base is made up of lolcows, are they really that far from the truth? Everyone is a little bit essentric or weird. We all do foolish things. The question, what is the difference between us and a cow is simple, we just don't publish it like the people who have threads here. I don't hate most of the people featured on this site. I just find them interesting and I want an environment where we can talk about people freely without the discussion only being limited to asspating them.

Out of principle my answer is: it would be hypocritical if I wasn't ok with finding myself here and continuing to use this site.

 

[stares at error messages]

Do it and see what happens. I triple dog dare you.

 

[ClownBrew]

I would absolutely own it. Be the biggest cow I could. We're talking full Florida Man. After all...might as well.

 

[Vingle]

It's not like I don't know I'm a tard. I would argue on the point of the posting, because it will not be insulting.

 

[TerrorSperg99]

Kill null

 

[Bionicle of War]

I'm not worried because I'm smart enough not to put my real name on the internet.

 

[DumbDude42]

first i would annoy null to give me VERIFIED LOLCOW status on my forum account
then i would post sneed and bane memes in my lolcow thread until i get banned
finally i would go full DFE and kill my entire public internet presence forever and disappear from the web entirely, which would cause my lolcow thread to die due to lack of content

 

[Dysnomia]

I'm too boring to be a cow. My thread would get laughed off of Prospering Grounds.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Double agent that shit like Peter Parker gets pictures of Spiderman.

I'd become my own Langley Resident provided some of our darling autists haven't figured out I was a farmer before a cow.

 

[jimsterlingspronoun]

nothing, who cares

 

[DoNotReadTheFinePrint]

I don't think this will every happen to me (famous last words maybe?) but, if my account on here wouldn't be compromised, I would join in on roasting myself. This would also be a good opportunity to do some self-introspection and change my behavior.
I guess lot of people (if not all) who end up with thread on here lack this ability.

 

[Zebedee]

Get a blue check Mark, introduce myself to the thread then ghost them all. Mostly just to give them the vain, short term hope that I’d provide content and start sperging out on a thread.

With any luck I can watch a logs pour out the woodworks, if not the thread would die anyways since I’m boring as shit.

 

[dirt lamb]

i would be like @DocHoliday1977 or our sweetest sweetie jennfer a jay and enjoy the fuck out of it

 

[MrJokerRager]

Delete everything, change my face, change my name, change my social security number and enter witness protection.

 

[Estate]

I would get an anime avatar, just to emphasize that i'm really THAT retarded.

 

[Hot Daddy Hard Nipples]

Shit myself and do nothing.

 

[Sperghetti]

I'd just loosely follow the thread and see what I could do in whatever format you found me on to subtly hint that I knew you guys were watching. Eat kiwi fruit on camera, purchase a plush of a kiwi bird or retarded-looking slobbering dog and put it in the background and never draw attention to it or acknowledge it, find ways to work people's usernames into conversation, etc.

And if you guys didn't make the connection that this was my account, I'd post in said thread and see how many "Winner" and "Agree" stickers I could rack up.