You got visited by a cute cat! What would you do?

[ToroidalBoat]

Once when I was outside at night for some reason, I felt a brush at my feet. Startled, I exclaimed "what the hell?!", thinking it was a human. I look down to see that a friendly black kitten had greeted me! For the next few minutes, cat was purring and doing that rubbing thing. The kitten later wandered off and I had to get going anyway.

(cat seemed well-fed and was clean so likely was being taken care of by someone nearby)

 

[Goodbye Horses]

Sack. Brick. River.

 

[HX-2]

give it to DSP to take care of

 

[Pissmaster]

Woke up this morning to a big pile of cat shit next to a clean litterbox I prepared before bed. @NekoRightsActivist why

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

YIFF IN HELL FURFAG.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

Nothing

 

[MalWart]

I'd have you put to sleep, and this is coming from a cat lover.

 

[Trombonista]

Drop it off at the nearest animal shelter. Sorry, but I'm allergic.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Shit in it's fucking face

 

[Buff Wellington]

Whatcha doing step cat?

 

[SCSI]

Throw a jingly ball for you to play with, safely away from my birds.