You have 5 minutes with Hitler - WDYD?

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

rules & plot:
Its regular Hitler, its the 7th of November 1923 (Day before Beer Hall Putsch)
You cant kill him
You cant show him furry porn
You cant show him your funko pop collection

You have 5 minutes one-on-one time, WDYD? You can effectively change the course of history, i.e by showing him the gas bills piled up in the Führerbunker in 1945

 

[Retink]

This is your country now, you got conquered by the queers of the USA :

(this is a celebration in a garrison located in Germany)

These are your people and your people's descendants:

 

[SandyCat]

You cant show him furry porn

I feel personally attacked

Can I at least show him pictures of furry girls with sandwiches?

 

[Agarathium1066]

Try to convince him to wear mutton chops so they're forever damned instead of the toothbrush mustache.

 

[Idiotron]

I walk up to him, then kick him in the nuts and go:"MAMMA MIA! VAFANCULO! VIVA ITALIA!" and run away.
This will create a hatred of Italians within Hitler.
That means that he will never look up to Mussolini and he will never become a fascist.

 

[Wintersun]

Tell him to focus exclusively on Britain and nothing else, then leave.

 

[Skitarii]

Shoot him with a snubnose .38 revolver

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Just enough time to get impregnated and birth a disabled Hitler baby!

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Guys, I hate to break it to you but you probably wouldn't be able to tell Hitler anything because he doesn't speak English.

So probably grab two pieces of paper and have drawing time with him, that seems nice. If I could bring things back I'd consider snagging his picture so I could sell it in the current time, but that seems a little greedy so I might leave it there and simply cherish the memory.

Just enough time to get impregnated and birth a disabled Hitler baby!

You know women are a lot less forthcoming about their weird fetishes, which I think is good because every time they share one it haunts me for the rest of the day.

 

[ANF]

My German is extremely basic so I'll just recite some Rammstein lyrics to him

 

[Butterschmalz]

I m a native German speaker and I would try to get him to listen to German Gangsta Rap and call him my nigga...

 

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

I m a native German speaker and I would try to get him to listen to German Gangsta Rap and call him my nigga...

 

[Pimpleking55]

Show him what the USA will become after his death so instead of shooting himself he goes out from laughing himself to death.

 

[Lorgar]

sex

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Show him the gif of him dancing with glowsticks and then other funny Hitler memes.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Tell him he's going to lose the war he starts with Poland with no further elaboration

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tell him about this tranny I met named Eva Braun.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

cut he's tongue out

 

[Caesare]

Get an autograph and compliment his mustache.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

I'd give him a hitlist filled with ancestors of rich assholes, then convince him to kill them off by telling him Jews will take over if he doesn't. Klaus Schwab no longer exists, he will be happy, all is well with the world.