You have 5 minutes with Hitler - WDYD?

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

rules & plot:
Its regular Hitler, its the 7th of November 1923 (Day before Beer Hall Putsch)
You cant kill him
You cant show him furry porn
You cant show him your funko pop collection

You have 5 minutes one-on-one time, WDYD? You can effectively change the course of history, i.e by showing him the gas bills piled up in the Führerbunker in 1945

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd convince him to make prophecies based on my knowledge (9/11, etc) so he could justify his actions retroactively, warning of future antiwhiteism. Not because I agree with what he did, but because he could be useful in killing off Wokeism.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Tell him to work harder.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Give him and his high command a large supply of heroine and tell him it is medicine from the future.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Ask him if the earth is flat.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Guys, I hate to break it to you but you probably wouldn't be able to tell Hitler anything because he doesn't speak English.

Not true, he could speak some English although I am not sure how proficient he was.

I speak German, although it is rusty. I would tell him his immorality and megalomania led to Germany's absolute defeat, which has created a war guilt conscience that I do not think Germany will recover from.

I wish I ahd more time so I could disabuse him of his hatred for gentile European slacs--big reason why he lost WW2 (by not cominf as a liberator of white Russians and instead coming to brutalize them.