you have an trained army of killer chimps. where do you Unleash them?

[Cats]

where do you send forth your chimps

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why must the chimps kill stuff??

I would make them do cooler things.

Yeah, I assume "trained" includes toilet trained, so we could just hang out around the house, kick back, be primate bros together.

I'll take as many as fit in my car to work with me (they can take turns or have a merit-based system). Anyone complains about it, it's chimp time.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Probably a george floyd protest.

 

[Moths]

Send them to africa to clean out the inferior monkies

 

[JethroTullamore]

Anthrocon.

I’d also make sure the doors were locked.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Government buildings

 

[The Empire Never Ended]

The households of politicians, oligarchs, and mass media owners.