You have five minutes before you are killed by lethal injection.

[EcoLibertarian]

You can say anything you'd like, in 5 minutes. what do you say? your speech will be televised worldwide on all news channels.

 

[SweetDee]

Hm... what was my crime?

 

[JoyQ]

I would calmly recite the eternal lyrics of "cotton eye joe" as the masses nodded along in agreement, tears streaming down their faces

 

[Blackhole]

*TING TING TING*
I have an annoucement to make.
Ahem...

The USS Liberty incident was an attack on a United States Navy technical research ship, USS Liberty, by Israeli Air Force jet fighter aircraft and Israeli Navy motor torpedo boats, on 8 June 1967, during the Six-Day War.[2] The combined air and sea attack killed 34 crew members (naval officers, seamen, two marines, and one civilian), wounded 171 crew members, and severely damaged the ship.[3] At the time, the ship was in international waters north of the Sinai Peninsula, about 25.5 nmi (29.3 mi; 47.2 km) northwest from the Egyptian city of Arish.[1][4]

Israel apologized for the attack, saying that the USS Liberty had been attacked in error after being mistaken for an Egyptian ship.[5] Both the Israeli and U.S. governments conducted inquiries and issued reports that concluded the attack was a mistake due to Israeli confusion about the ship's identity.[6] Others, including survivors of the attack, have rejected these conclusions and maintain that the attack was deliberate.[7]

In May 1968, the Israeli government paid US$3.32 million (equivalent to US$24.4 million in 2019) to the U.S. government in compensation for the families of the 34 men killed in the attack. In March 1969, Israel paid a further $3.57 million ($24.9 million in 2019) to the men who had been wounded. In December 1980, it agreed to pay $6 million ($18.6 million in 2019) as the final settlement for material damage to Liberty itself plus 13 years of interest.[8]

P.S: trudeau tongues my anus

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big ooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~

 

[EcoLibertarian]

Hm... what was my crime?

being a nigger-faggot who asks too many questions

 

[SweetDee]

being a nigger-faggot who asks too many questions

Then you should be executed too.

 

[EcoLibertarian]

Then you should be executed too.

dodging the question nigga

 

[The Real SVP]

Say? I'd be too busy fighting.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

I'd have saught a list of all unsolved murders and terror incidents within the past few decades and I'd confess to having been behind them all.

I'd hope to be remembered as truly being "Literally worse than Hitler".

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

"Beepers"

[Operator's voice:]
(Welcome to Sky Pager)

[sound of beeper going off, appears throughout song]

[Sir Mix A-Lot (Operator's voice)]
Beepers ...
Beepers ...
Beepers ...
Beepers ...
(Welcome to Sky Pager)
Beepers
(Press the pound key after each entry)

[Sir Mix-A-Lot]
I'm rollin like a Playboy beep, beep, beep
Just another page, just another freak
Cops say I'm bangin, girls say I'm slangin
Just cause my black Cross Courts be hangin
Ah huh, that's it baby
Beep diddy beep, will I call you maybe
Sky Pager looks like a Phaser
That's the attire of a Northwest player
San Jose, I got a show
Chillin like a champ with a girl in a limo
There we go again, I got a beep
The girl got nosy beggin for a peep
Get off me girl, this is business
I'm workin it and you can't witness
A Oakland skeeso, how do I know
Cause 415 was the area code
Turn it off, turn it on, so I won't get busted
You know rap stars never get trusted
Baby wanna get so I put it on vibrate
How does Mix-A-Lot communicate

[Break: Sir Mix-A-Lot (Operator's voice)]
With beepers, baby, haha
Beepers
(Welcome to Sky Pager)
Beepers
(To use Sky Pager)
Beepers
(Press the pound key after each entry)
Beepers
(Please enter the pin number you wish)
(Sky Pager) [x3]
Beepers
(Sky, Sky, Sky Pager)

[Sir Mix-A-Lot]
1-800-759-7243
But if you ain't got that pin number dummy, you can't call me
To hook up with Mix you gotta call that number
Then sit by the phone and wonder
Will he call? If you're fine I might
If you're a duck (*no dial tone sound*) good night
I got a cellular but you can't have my digits
Motorola beeps and the boy gets with it
Code one, two (Yo come on black
you gonna tell her about me, what's up with that?)
That's Attitude Adjuster, my homey
Huggin more girls than Bellica Rolee
Gettin 'em sprung, bustin 'em out
Rollin up dames, cause he's got that clout
Pullin young females, yank 'em on the stage
One fell prey when she called that page
(*numbers dialing sound*) called his beeper
Sweetie got sprung but he might not keep her
He never called back, so she called me
(Where's Attitude at? He was supposed to meet me)
I don't know but I'm wishin you luck
How does Attitude Adjuster hook up?

[Break: Sir Mix-A-Lot (Operator's voice)]
With beepers
(If you wish to send message 777-9311)
With beepers
(Enter telephone number or numeric message
Press the pound key now)

[Sir Mix-A-Lot]
Pagers, call 'em what you want
Some brothers some brothers wear fake ones, still tryin to flaunt
Walkin in a party, lookin like Joker
Big ole six inch garage door opener
Not me, cause my bank is set
Three dope Benzos, one Corvette
I'm not braggin or movin them thangs
Just clockin them dollars at the real estate game
(Sky Pager)
Telepage Northwest, satellite service pushed to test
Got a beep from a girl named Natalie
My memory slip, cause I need a new battery
Power on, display light's up
Incoming calls from the girls with butts
Girls call cause they might get lonely
Ha .. I run 'em like ponies
Pick 'em up, put 'em in the Benzo
I get a beep and I leave 'em in limbo
That's right I'm livin like that
What do I keep pinned to the strap

[Break: Sir Mix-A-Lot]
My beeper ...
Beepers ...
Beepers ...
Beepers ...

[Sir Mix-A-Lot]
Oh yeah, girls got 'em too
They keep 'em in their purse, plain and cool
Big players, rollin up fellas
They comin up but they never will tell us
Smooth, ha, I bet you didn't know
The girl you called dumb was clockin your dough
Jackin ball players and never gettin tossed
Done worked every brother on the Seahawks
Yeah, she looks good, but she thinks she's swift
Tryin to pull up on the Mix-A-Lot tip
Sittin in the movie, she stepped out smooth
Oh baby girl, I got one too

[Break: Sir Mix-A-Lot (Operator's voice)]
A beeper ...
(Sky Pager) [x2]
Beepers ...
(Sky Pager)
Beepers ...
(Sky Pager)
Beepers ...
(Sky Pager)
(Enter telephone number)
Beepers
(Or numeric message 777-9311)
Beepers ...
(If you wish to send message) ...
(Sky Pager) ...
(If you wish to send message) ...
(Sky Pager) ...

(Message sent)

 

[kūhaku]

being a nigger-faggot who asks too many questions

dodging the question nigga

I would proclaim to the world that summerfags do not belong

 

[Red Hood]

Just gonna sing this over and over.

 

[DumbDude42]

"you're a big guy, for you!"

repeat 150 times, then the time is up and i die

 

[Muttnik]

I sing "My Way" on loop while flipping everyone off.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

You know what they say?
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best

 

[Orion Balls]

Nope. Still not going to tell you where the bodies are buried. Will go to death in silence.
E-

I'd have saught a list of all unsolved murders and terror incidents within the past few decades and I'd confess to having been behind them all.

I'd hope to be remembered as truly being "Literally worse than Hitler".

That's a way to stay alive longer, while they press additional charges. Good on you!

 

[User names must be unique]

You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you'll just have to find it!

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

"Shoutout to Simpleflips!"

 

[Just A Butt]

Do I have to talk? Or can I just furiously masturbate for my 5 minutes and force the world to watch?