You have five minutes before you are killed by lethal injection.

[Spooky Bones]

"FUCK JANNIES"

 

[Robert James]

I'd start spilling government secrets so I can tragically commit suicide before I am executed.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

6 minutes? What am I going to spend the 10 minutes on? I wouldn't even know what to do with the 15 minutes left in my life.

 

[Y2K Baby]

No, I don't.

 

[Shitpiss Babylord]

That’s 5 minutes too many. Stick me now and let me die

 

[Angeru]

I would just shout nigger whilst spreading my anus, thus forcing people to witness a new goatse

 

[{o}P II]

“Sneedposter doing a speech tonight”

 

[Harvey Danger]

"World, if you're out there, listen! I want to live, and I have something to trade! I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton, I am willing to testify in court of law, and in exchange for letting me go I will publish the documents and all the videos!"

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

It is true everyone... I die today because i am gay

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I would glare at the camera in complete silence and jerk off two times.

 

[Mr. ShadowCreek]

 

[Tim Buckley]

I would glare at the camera in complete silence and jerk off two times.

I would also unironically start masturbating furiously but I'll be lucky to COOM because I don't have premature ejaculation issues like you.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I would also unironically start masturbating furiously but I'll be lucky to COOM because I don't have premature ejaculation issues like you.

That's not what an achiever would say. You have five minutes to live, it's your last game and you're the star player in the finals of life, you can absolutely dig deep and put in the extra effort. Do or die.

 

[EcoLibertarian]

That's not what an achiever would say. You have five minutes to live, it's your last game and you're the star player in the finals of life, you can absolutely dig deep and put in the extra effort. Do or die.

it's easier to coom standing up anyways.

 

[Tim Buckley]

it's easier to coom standing up anyways.

But how you finger the anus standing up?

 

[EcoLibertarian]

But how you finger the anus standing up?

deviant and autistic. that's extremely homosexual and i hope your mom sees this post

 

[Mr. Hedgehog]

All those who hear me must find out what Rokko's Basilisk is and proceed to bring it into existence. I will see you all in the next iteration of this simulation. Also, fuck jannies, Jim Profit was right about the moderators and nothing else. Ron Paul for POTUS. Lastly, I'll ask for the maximum non-lethal (lol) dose of DMT.

 

[Tim Buckley]

deviant and autistic. that's extremely homosexual and i hope your mom sees this post

I think she already did, why you always have to ruin everything ma?

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

 

[FuckedUp]

Recite @The Pink Panther's "did hitler have the right idea but the wrong means" post.