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This reminds me of how I became my own grandfather. I ended up getting hyper drunk in Vegas, woke up next to this 35 year old showgirl, we had apparently gotten married. Turns out we actually liked each other so we stuck it out. Problem is she had an 18 year old daughter, who hit it off with my dad, and they ended up getting married, so legally I was my father's father and thus, my own grandpa.

aaaaaaaand while you have been wasting your time reading that story, Nigerianprince.exe has been running in a pop-under window and I have stripped your bank accounts down to $3.50
 
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One time I fell off my chair and made a non-sequitur about crackers.
 
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Damocles_Sword said:
This reminds me of how I became my own grandfather. I ended up getting hyper drunk in Vegas, woke up next to this 35 year old showgirl, we had apparently gotten married. Turns out we actually liked each other so we stuck it out. Problem is she had an 18 year old daughter, who hit it off with my dad, and they ended up getting married, so legally I was my father's father and thus, my own grandpa.

aaaaaaaand while you have been wasting your time reading that story, Nigerianprince.exe has been running in a pop-under window and I have stripped your bank accounts down to $3.50
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Jokes on you, sucker. That means you just gave me $3.50. I'm off to buy me some listerine! Party time!!
 
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