You have one and only Kiwi Farms™ invite to give to anybody. Who would you give it to? - Pick you Kiwifriend carefully.

[Glad I couldn't help]

I'll pick Donald J. Trump, just because:

1. He be hilarious.
2. Stop people spamming this choice.

 

[SevenEightNine]

A minivan mom who is beginning to think that the mainstream media is not entirely reliable, and those social justice leftists are a bit hypocritical.

One who has started to use curse words behind closed doors.

Viva la révolution, that's why.

 

[Chris Chad]

I'd go into the city center and find the nearest babbling schizophrenia junkie and give it to him, we can always use more undecipherable schizo posts around here.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

My worst enemy.

 

[NewRetroVagina23]

Larry Nassar.

 

[Neil]

no one


fuck off newfags

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Id print it out (if its a link), put it in a bottle, seal it and throw it into the next larger river nearby, letting "fate" decide which unfortunate soul will be "blessed" with this "gift".
Edit: another idea would be to set up a huge lottery kind of thing with a super secret special prize that will change ones life forever. Ofc that prize will be that invitation to hell. Getting money and seing huge dissapointment in one go.

 

[Pee Cola]

Vladimir Putin. Maybe he'd chillax a bit if he discovered the simple joy of laughing at retards on the internet.

 

[Game master arino]

no one


fuck off newfags

 

[Uncle Sid]

Holy shit I've wasted 30 years of my life on the internet.

 

[Isaac]

A Turkish grandfather fluent in English

 

[KittyGremlin]

I will donate it to Ukraine to help the war effort.

 

[Neil]

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tl;dr pls

 

[MadStan]

Richard Simmons.

 

[Game master arino]

>TLDR ple-ACK!

 

[Minecraft Axolotl]

I gave it to my BF and I already regret inviting the tard

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I'd give it to OP's mom

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Joe Rogan but I think he’s already here

 

[Cup Noodle]

That's too valuable to give away. I'd sell it to the highest bidder.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Tariq Nasheed, but he has to at least read the entirety of the Buck Breaking thread.