You have one and only Kiwi Farms™ invite to give to anybody. Who would you give it to? - Pick you Kiwifriend carefully.

[Glad I couldn't help]

I'll pick Donald J. Trump, just because:

1. He be hilarious.
2. Stop people spamming this choice.

 

[Jason Wynn]

James Woods

 

[Character from a movie]

Kim Jong-un

 

[Retink]

I'd bring on the Putin posting.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I wish I found more fellow shitposters in the wild to get in.

Barring that, probably someone who'd alog like a mothefucker. It's always funny seeing spergatory threads.