You have the power to make one fictional book/movie/album/whatever mandatory viewing in school. What is it?

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It must be explictly fictional, so no religious literature or Greek philosophy or something like that.

Until recently, I would've probably said something like Lord of the Flies, a book that contains pretty much everything you need to know about human nature. But the further we get into Current Year, the more I think that every high schooler should have their eyes pried open Ludovico style and be force fed Demolition Man.

Yes, Demolition Man, the 1993 action movie starring Sly Stallone and Wesley Snipes. The second half of the movie is pretty typical 90s action fare, albeit with a particularly fun villain, but the first half? Orwell, Huxley, Bradbury, hell, even Mike Judge had their visions of dystopia. I don't think any of them did as good of a job at predicting the essence of Clown World as Demolition Man does.

The plot is mostly forgettable, but the setting is fascinating. After a massive earthquake, LA gets rebuilt from the ground up as a centrally planned society under the control of a single man. Everyone has an embedded tracking chip that also functions as a bank account. Serious crime has fallen to almost nothing, because anybody who tries to break the rules is automatically cut off from society. There are computer kiosks everywhere, and they're constantly listening. If you swear, they'll automatically issue you a ticket and fine your account directly. Continue, and the computer will call the police.

Salt and meat have been banned as unhealthy. All music is now old advertising jingles, like Oscar Meyer Weiner. Sex takes place entirely through VR headsets. Even kissing is viewed as disgusting and unclean. All babies are born through test tubes.

There's a group of literally underground rebels who have decided to leave the comfort of society in favor of freedom. Since they have no chip implants, they have no money, and have to either steal or eat rats to survive.

Even the way language is used is... uncanny. It reminds me, at least a little, of all the forced friendliness on social media. Of course, the idea of political correctness existed even back then, and that's what they were satirizing. But still. I don't really know how to explain this one, you just sort of have to hear it.

So when a career criminal from the 90s escapes his cryogenic containment, the police have no idea how to deal with him. Everything has been so completely sanitized, bubble wrapped, and retard proofed that there's nobody left who actually knows how to deal with the unexpected. Turns out, the guy who set up this whole system in the first place brought this criminal back to kill the rebel leader who was disrupting his centrally planned utopia. In the end he decides to let the criminals run riot for a while so that he can save the day and exert even MORE control over the populace.

All this is portrayed as sort of a dark comedy, but 32 years later it is ALARMINGLY prescient, and needs to be shoved directly into the brain of every last person in the west.
 
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Mandatory viewing is already the premise of government schools, so the question ironically assumes the thing it should be condemning
Regardless, I've watched Demolition Man as well fairly recently for the first time (late, I know) and it's a good instinct, because it reveals what happens when conflict is outlawed by engineering, not by justice

The way I see it, it's not a satire of "safety-ism" or "PC culture", but rather a soft totalitarian order where all resources are centrally owned, access is regulated through permission, and dissent isn't punished violently, but by being sterilized and having been made metabolically impossible. Like, when you can cut off someone's bank account for swearing, do you still need jackboots?
To me it's clear that the horror isn't that people got too nice, it's that no one owns anything, so nothing is up to them
And the underground rebels aren't just messy and interesting characters, these people are the only ones who live under property norms
Everyone else is inside a centrally administered rental cage where you can be "free" as long as you're predictable, apologetic, and plugged in

If I had to force one fictional work into a teenager's brain, I'd go with The Moon is a Harsh Mistress (Heinlein novel from 1966)
As far as I know, it's the only popular novel that treats anarchism not as a vibe or wrongly pretends that it means "collapse", but it treats anarchism as a practical operating system for real humans
In the setting of the story, there are no overlords, no subsidies, and no so-called "rights" but those that one can actually defend. Like, that's a setting in which freedom isn't something that needs to be restored, it's a setting in which freedom has never been given up in the first place
 
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Entertainment that teaches a good lesson about freedom vs. safety: beating a dead horse since its been said already, but Demolition man. Great for all ages.

Learning about the ineffectiveness and harrowing banal evil of bureaucracy (while still being an amazing comedy no less): Yes, minister (and Prime minister). Definitely for an older high school audience though.
 
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Either this or 1984 or something idk.
 
Berserk... only in High School because that shit showcases a brutal and harsh world where one guy struggles against fate and manages to get shit done despite all odds. Of course, there will be a form parents have to sign because Berserk isn't shy from showing nudity and other shit that would make Tumblrites shriek in fear. Only reason I'm a bit iffy on this is because Berserk remains incomplete to this day unless you cut the story off at the tail end of Witch Island.

Which brings me to another one. Battle Angel Alita. Since that book seems to get ripped off by our elites alot involving dystopias, brain chips and government overreach. But the fun in this one involves guns, martial arts, and crazy sci-fi shit. As an added bonus, the protag of this one explores many different types of dystopias to boot. However, just like Berserk, will need parental consent first before reading.
 
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This only becomes more urgent as “AI” tools proliferate.
 
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Sigh. Instead of the Jetsons and restoration 2.0 we are getting the fourth reich and demolition man. This future sucks.
I can only agree. It’s a very good and relevant dystopian setting.
I’ll have a think about any more
 
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