You have to fight the avatar of the person above you, how does it go?

[Absolute-Despair]

I could probably beat em normally, but since he is wearing a santa hat I'd feel bad about it so I'd lose

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

it'd be like those illegal safari hunts SOCOM teams go on in foreign countries, assuming the powerscaling is normalized
if its one of those creatures that soak up bullets im probably fucked

 

[John.Doe]

Step one, inject the barracks bunny with HIV. Step two, wait.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Skip step one - it’s already complete
Step two - wait

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

Could be a decent fight; he's got a gun, and we all know how great of a force multiplier those can be. The smaller stature could also work in his favor. I mean, Audie Murphy was a fucking terror, though he was a human, admittedly.

That said, I'm taller and have a bigger gun; longer range capabilities and all that. That's also not getting into the varieties of weaponry available, even during WW1. So, I think I've got the overall advantage. Still, could go either way; carelessness and improper tactics play a role, too.

 

[glass_houses]

We can fight... or I can give you as much fresh food as you can possibly eat, clean water to bathe in, clean clothes to wear, anti fungal treatments for your feet, vitamin supplements, and a soft, safe, warm bed for you to sleep in for as long as you'd like without being shot at or screamed at by your CO.

Your call.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I don't wish to fight you. Instead let us declare a Christmas truce.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

I can't shoot you during a Christmas truce, especially since you're just a defenseless building.

 

[John.Doe]

Christmas is a time of peace and true for everyone, even Asians. No struggle, only hot chocolate and carols.

 

[glass_houses]

The truce is off, you northern hemisphere feliform ape. It's 35C outside, with humidity so high it's like a fucking sauna, and you want to assault me with hot chocolate?

Fuck.
You.

You're getting your piping hot chocolate back, right in your face.

 

[John.Doe]

Its cold as heck here, my dude, but if you want to be so belligerent I guess you'll experience it for yourself when I drop you, bleeding, broken, but still alive into a frigid open grave. You'll feel your blood freeze on your skin as I bury you in icy dirt and stones, suffocating you in subzero substrate.

Don't disrespect my hospitality.

 

[glass_houses]

I bury you in icy dirt and stones

Do you promise?

 

[John.Doe]

I'm very good at burying, I get a lot of practice with my knot.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

He's finished.

Easy, I simply tweak a few hyena huntings laws, ban tobacco. Easier than my taiwanese trip.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Replace her vodka with tap water, wait for her to go into withdrawal, wait.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

>overcooked bacon
>pighead
You'll be eaten, simple as.

 

[Jesus Swept]

Bacon? Enjoy your slow death from bowel cancer in 26 years!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I'd lose. That much lard is impenetrable

 

[John.Doe]

Death by pelvis shattering.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

dude looks jacked but you underestimate retard strength at your own peril. I rip that furfag in half and raid his fridge for the choccy milk