You have to kill yourself ASAP in 10 steps or less - and I mean literal footsteps

[卐卐卐]

You can grasp items for usage within 10 steps of you but can only make 10 steps total. Stride can be as great or as little as you like. If you're 10 steps from a bridge you're lucky. 10 steps from the toilet --- less lucky.

Well, it's like that adult swim flash game , how are you killing yourself today?


Personally I have some rope nearby, maybe I can make it the kitchen knives if I stride far enough. Maybe the medicine cabinet? Repeatedly crack head into wall? Try and spectacularly flip onto my own head, killing me? Twisting my own head off?

May I reiterate this is a thinking exercise and not a real request... unless you really wanna ACK ACK ACK

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

within less than 10 steps I have so many knives, power tools, axes, gas bottles, torches, welders, pitbulls, chemicals and this seat is a little sketchy that it's impossible to decide.

stick my dick in my dogs mouth then rip duct tape off he's balls?
stick my mouth over an oxygen torch and inhale?
slit vital arteries?
chop off limps and bleed out?
hang with the chain hoist?
Close the doors and start up all my cars?
About the only thing I couldn't do is drown

 

[Vernerus]

Walk over to the nearest window and use its broken shards to gut yourself.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

If i roll over my counter I can get to my kitchen knives. My bathroom is like 5 steps away so I could drown my self or use my safety razor in an unsafe way. In 2 steps I could hang my self with a belt in my closet, break the glass on my shelf for stabbing or hell I could tip my shelf over and get crushed to death by transformers, gundams and kamen rider belts. In zero I could rip apart my lamp, put one wire on my heart and the other in my mouth.
If I has to choose either I'd go with razor for a relatively easy death or crushed by toys for the comedic effect.

 

[Pagan Min]

Without taking a step, I reach into my left-hand desk drawer, pull out a hunting knife (it's for home protection, I swear! Also, not one of those filthy bri*ish, so I don't need a loicense!), and slit my throat. Winner winner, chicken dinner.

 

[OrionBalls]

I'm currently in the kitchen. The chef's knife is literally within reach.

 

[卐卐卐]

Without taking a step, I reach into my left-hand desk drawer, pull out a hunting knife (it's for home protection, I swear! Also, not one of those filthy bri*ish, so I don't need a loicense!), and slit my throat. Winner winner, chicken dinner.

I imagine you're sitting at a lone desk in the middle of the woods. so it really is for home protection.

 

[dick brain]

Stay strapped or and get clapped.

 

[Le b0wski]

Power outlet, too easy.

 

[MAAAD]

The only plan I'd have enough balls to pull off: 3 steps to reach a bag of salt and a table spoon. I eat 2 spoons of salt just to make sure I die, then use 2 more steps to reach my two-story bed and in less than 5 steps I climb up the ladder to lie down on my bed and die shortly after.

 

[MrB]

All the people in this thread who aren't 10 steps away from a gun are NGMI

 

[clara red bottoms]

All yall niggas lacking. How you just gonna leave the house without a gun? What if the opps press you? Disgraceful

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

My carry gun is like four steps away as I type this.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Bleach

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I can only use things that are within ten steps? How am I going to kill myself with 68 bottles of baby oil, a Good Housekeeping magazine from 1994, and a box of Kleenex?

 

[Johnathan Readit]

within less than 10 steps I have so many knives, power tools, axes, gas bottles, torches, welders, pitbulls, chemicals and this seat is a little sketchy that it's impossible to decide.

stick my dick in my dogs mouth then rip duct tape off he's balls?
stick my mouth over an oxygen torch and inhale?
slit vital arteries?
chop off limps and bleed out?
hang with the chain hoist?
Close the doors and start up all my cars?
About the only thing I couldn't do is drown

Yeah, if you have nitrogen that'd be a quick way to do it. Argon and co2 would do the job but it might be more uncomfortable. But oxy-acetylene and recreating the final scene from Halloween 2 could be fun.

 

[NoBueno]

My theory of "kill youself" as a female centric phrase continues to build evidence

 

[Gay Joker]

I can literally kill myself right now without taking a single step by just staying still until I die from dehydration.

 

[Baseton Repillé]

I'm a Trve American PatriQt, so I really wouldn't be able to decide between my desk gun, my toilet gun etc. However, I think I could just barely make it to my car by taking < 10 giant leaps, and once I'm in there, the possibilities are endless. With a car, you can go anywhere you want, especially Valhalla.

 

[Steak Tartare]

I'm in for a bad time, I either need to unfortunately hang myself on my 3ft high doorknob using my shirt, or eat a bunch of AA batteries and wait a few days to see what happens