You have to kill yourself ASAP in 10 steps or less - and I mean literal footsteps

[卐卐卐]

You can grasp items for usage within 10 steps of you but can only make 10 steps total. Stride can be as great or as little as you like. If you're 10 steps from a bridge you're lucky. 10 steps from the toilet --- less lucky.

Well, it's like that adult swim flash game , how are you killing yourself today?


Personally I have some rope nearby, maybe I can make it the kitchen knives if I stride far enough. Maybe the medicine cabinet? Repeatedly crack head into wall? Try and spectacularly flip onto my own head, killing me? Twisting my own head off?

May I reiterate this is a thinking exercise and not a real request... unless you really wanna ACK ACK ACK

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Eh, I'll just break my neck attempting backflips.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I use my Nintendo Switch because the prices for its games are murder on my wallet.

 

[Lonkster]

I have razor blades and glass bottles in my desk so I could try slicing arteries, or I could use an airsoft gun and my phone to call the police and make a mock threat to do death by cop.

 

[Kokenami]

In zero steps I don't move an inch from my bed, and in fact, don't move a single muscle. This will eventually lead to me dying of dehydration if something else doesn't get me first.

 

[卐卐卐]

In zero steps I don't move an inch from my bed, and in fact, don't move a single muscle. This will eventually lead to me dying of dehydration if something else doesn't get me first.

"ASAP" btw

 

[DankSmoker]

With long strides I can reach the cutlery block, but I'm sure the blade I would be looking for isnt there so I'd have to use a serrated bread knife.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

Im always within 9 leaping steps of a car. Then its just one more step on the gas pedal.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

IM GONNA, THROW MYSELF TO DEATH FROM BASEMENT WINDOW!

 

[Staticness]

Is this a solo thing or can I walk the five steps to insult my wife’s cooking?

 

[isalaide]

I will read the USPG2 thread until my brain haemorrhages from trying to parse the retardation

 

[Internet-Based Lobotomy]

American gun owners have it too easy. The diabetic has the true creative method contained within their insulin syringe.

 

[A-Stump]

Easy. I get that old nigga off of Kill Bill to explode my heart

 

[Amin Yasister]

Currently in a laundry. I could climb in to a washer, but couldn't switch it on.

Have to throwmyself through one of the plate glass windows then.

 

[Second Alter Ego]

Currently sitting in the amberlamps and management being negligent kikes the o2 tanks constantly leak. I pull out my lighterino