You haven't done WHAT in life???

[MovieBob's Psychiatrist]

This thread is as simple as it is deliberately silly: we all admit things in life almost ALL people have done at some point or another, but we haven't. I'm almost 51 and I'll start with a few examples:

-I've never had a bee sting.
-I've never worn a proper suit & tie, and I have no idea how to tie a proper tie (as clumsy as that whole sentence/idea sounds).
-In my many commercial flights, I've never once been on a French-engineered Scarebus (I book flights with the policy: if it ain't Boeing I ain't Going).
-I've never actually driven a motorcycle, although I've ridden on the backs of a few and I don't like it; clearly, it's the most dangerous vehicle of all time.
-I've never had a phone # that had the number 7 in it - conspiracy theorists are free to make what they want of that fact, MWAHAHAH!
-I'm sure I'll think of more anti-milestones later.

LOL, carry on with your weird confessions, ladies and gents.....

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

nice try glowie.

 

[Spud]

I have never ever sprayed graffiti over the Sneed's Seed and Feed sign what it would have meant when Chuck still owned it.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I've never not banged your mom

heh

 

[0 0]

I still don't own a Sega CD.

 

[MovieBob's Psychiatrist]

nice try glowie.

Dare I even ask what a "glowie" is? I know this sounds naive but I've never even heard the term "glowie" before.

I have never ever sprayed graffiti over the Sneed's Seed and Feed sign what it would have meant when Chuck still owned it.

I remember that Simpson's joke! Chuck's Suck and Fuck, mwahaha!

I still don't own a Sega CD.

Neither have I. So I guess you're not completely alone.

 

[0 0]

Neither have I. So I guess you're not completely alone.

Well, I'm mostly waiting for Nintendo to make one.

 

[Google.com]

I've never been wrong and anyone who says otherwise is a lying faggot piece of shit

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I have never had a pet bear. I have to wait for Russia to stop being gay so i can do it there

 

[MovieBob's Psychiatrist]

I have never had a pet bear. I have to wait for Russia to stop being gay so i can do it there

I certainly wish you the best in that ambitious endevour.

 

[MovieBob's Psychiatrist]

-I've never owned a car with an automatic tranny; I'm so old-school-macho I NEED a stick shift. My current 2016 Nissan Sentra has one of those rare 6-speeds...sorry but my left foot just needs a clutch to play with.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I've never broken a bone, and I don't know how to swim despite living in a island.

 

[soft breathing]

I've never heard my parents tell me that they love me.

 

[Shart Attack]

Well, I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

 

[User names must be unique]

everyone looks at me like I have 2 heads when I say I've never seen any of the old animated Disney movies never seen Lion king, Aladdin, Dumbo, Pinocchio etc etc

 

[Unsane]

I've never broken a bone, and I don't know how to swim despite living in a island.

I've never broken a bone either, but you should learn to swim. I don't need to tell you that if you end up in water and out of your depth then you will drown.

Take swimming lessons and you'll never forget how to swim. It's never too late.

 

[SNU]

-I've never owned a car with an automatic tranny; I'm so old-school-macho I NEED a stick shift. My current 2016 Nissan Sentra has one of those rare 6-speeds...sorry but my left foot just needs a clutch to play with.

Years ago I had to regularly drive an ambulance. It was an automatic but in the place where the clutch would be in a manual was a pedal for the loud as fuck horn. It took me a while to stop accidentally blasting the horn all the time.

 

[MovieBob's Psychiatrist]

Well, I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

It's good you've never been to Boston because you might have met Moviebob, the most LOATHSOME, nightcrawling testament to EVERYTHING mankind has ever done wrong. As everyone knows, Boston's MovieBlob has a can of worms where its brain should be, it's a creature who lives underneath rocks with the worms and that's an insult to worms.

 

[MovieBob's Psychiatrist]

I've never heard my parents tell me that they love me.

That's just terrible, I'm sorry to hear it. My parents weren't saints but there were turbulent times in my life they always promised that they loved me.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've never broken a bone.