You just got something from McDonald's, and there's a pair of figures by the door; who are they, and what do they want?

[Gorgar]

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[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

to spit roast you .... sexually

 

[Vingle]

Men in black.

 

[NigKid]

They're gonna drag you into the back and put you in the meat grinder cause they ran out of nuggets

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

One's a Russian Mobster, the other's Chinese Triad. They're both there waiting for me to be done eating so they could pay me back what they owe me.

 

[WULULULULU]

Call them niggers and throw the food at them to make a run for it.

 

[Just A Butt]

were they wearing clown makeup?

 

[Shig O'nella]

Vegans.

They want a good kicking.

 

[Grub]

It's the hamburglar and his henchman. They're after your burgers. Better get the fuck out quick.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

2 of the 10 members of the “Gang Bang Boys”.
They seek out people who eat at McDonald’s to gang bang.

 

[Secret Messages]

they’re just standing there... menacingly...

 

[MrTroll]

FBI agents who have been tracking me as I've gone from McDonalds to McDonalds, breaking all the ice cream machines I come across.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

why would I go to mcdonalds

 

[Resident Evil]

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they’re just standing there... menacingly...

“Wut eez a king to a peeyair of gods?”

”Что такое бог для неверующего?”

 

[NaggotFigger]

Niggers by the door, and they want absolutely nothing but my McDonald's, watermelon, fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

 

[zero-who]

They're lumpy looking fat Hispanic chicks, probably in their mid-30s (could be far less, they age like milk). They're wearing stained clothes and yoga pants from Goodwill, and one of them has a little snot-nosed toddler trotting behind them. Are the two grown women related? Is the kid half-black? Who knows. It's one of life's many mysteries.

All you know for sure is that you've seen them before. Not them specifically, but this sort of "template" of customer. Everyone has.

They want an excessive amount of food, and a Happy Meal for their brat (which they'll mooch off of as well). Five minutes after they walk in, they'll both start yelling over each other at the pimple-faced cashier about not getting enough fries, but I'll have walked out the door and promptly forgotten about them by then.

 

[Red Hood]

The brothers Chipman, there for a small party starter of 400 McNuggets.

I hastily remove the wet floor sign as I exit.

 

[Leaf-eon]

They just want the happy meal toy.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Cigarettes and your lighter probably, going by experience

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Federal agents, they want my laptop and phone.