You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Has anyone ever wondered if you'd been a better friend, maybe your crazy friend wouldn't have ended up a mass shooter? I still feel guilty about that. Maybe I could have calmed her down and got her to put down her gun. But I thought her insane jokes were just that, dark jokes.
 
AnOminous said:
Has anyone ever wondered if you'd been a better friend, maybe your crazy friend wouldn't have ended up a mass shooter? I still feel guilty about that. Maybe I could have calmed her down and got her to put down her gun. But I thought her insane jokes were just that, dark jokes.
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No. Your life would have been hell trying to support her and she still would not have been any better.
 
Stubbing my pinky toe. I banged it good this morning and unleashed a deafening string of such unholy profanity that I'm pretty sure the whole damn neighborhood heard me.
 
I keep getting texts about job opportunities in another state with another person's name in them.

And when I mark them as spam, another message pops up under a new number.

WTF, yo.
 
Check website to see if a thing is in stock at the local place, it's not in stock. Ordered it. Get tracking info and it's being mailed from the local place.
the fuck
 
General Patton said:
I keep getting texts about job opportunities in another state with another person's name in them.

And when I mark them as spam, another message pops up under a new number.

WTF, yo.
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How about when some websites redirect to a spam McAfee site out of nowhere?

Another thing that grinds me gears, why do hotels use white towels? What if I want to wipe my ass in the shower?
 
The Last Stand said:
Another thing that grinds me gears, why do hotels use white towels? What if I want to wipe my ass in the shower?
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It's expected by the bourgeoisie that one uses the water that comes from the showerhead along with some kind of soaplike product rather than flossing your anus with the hotel towels to clean your nether regions.
 
Retards that buy games that suck (esp remakes) and specially pre order them before even reading reviews because their braindead FOMO fixated niggers or at very least require something which is pandering to some bullshit they played back as a teenager which most certainly is woke now (not even considering waiting too pirate them)
 
Local Fed said:
It's expected by the bourgeoisie that one uses the water that comes from the showerhead along with some kind of soaplike product rather than flossing your anus with the hotel towels to clean your nether regions.
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Well ...I'm bringing my own towel from now on. I don't care how industrial the washing machine is.
 
Do people just up and throw their phone in the rubbish bin the second after I don't pick up? I missed your call 1 minute ago, how have you not answered my 5 attempts to call back?
 
AnOminous said:
Has anyone ever wondered if you'd been a better friend, maybe your crazy friend wouldn't have ended up a mass shooter? I still feel guilty about that. Maybe I could have calmed her down and got her to put down her gun. But I thought her insane jokes were just that, dark jokes.
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I wonder if any one of my friends, current and past, have thought that way of me. Of the many times I've told them "I'm fine" when I really wasn't. Of the times I've done things they'd never see me do, like marking Do Not Disturb on my statuses when I usually leave it open or when I start carelessly deactivating/deleting accounts.

I don't know if they're all waiting to see me crack by killing others or killing myself.
 
The company I work for decided to move our checks to the 1st and 15th no matter what. Previously everyone had been getting paid based on when they were hired, so that meant I was getting my check every other Monday, which was no big deal but all of my bills are pretty much due on the 28th and not the 1st.
It's not that big of an issue because all I had to do was call up everywhere and let them know what was happening and of course they moved the date for me, but it was just the inconvenience and annoyance of having to call literally every place and tell them that I needed my due date to be moved by 3 Days to the 1st.
On the bright side they did give a 60 day notice before they decided to change everybody's payday, and those extra 3 days will be reflected on my check this week.
 
Me: finally tells somebody off for being a dick rider and a drama starter in the politics section for weeks, if not months.
Fucking asshole: immediately responds not by insulting me back, but by going to my profile wall and making fun of my mother who died of cancer when I was 12 years old.
I don't care if somebody wants to dunk on my mom because I put that information out there, it's just a reactionary bitch move that somebody would pull because they don't have the wit or the ability to insult you like you did them.
"Yeah? Well your mom's dead!" No shit idiot, I have been aware of that for the past 24 years.
Imagine being a 50 year old man insulting someone because their mom died when they were a kid, all because you got called a fat hillbilly.
I'm glad I have thick skin because there are some pathetic sons of bitches on the internet.
 
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