You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Whistling. I fucking hate whistlers. STOP THAT SHIT. You aren't making music! You are making highly pitched noises, often based on your own, irregular patterns to annoy people around you. Also who the fuck is this happy to whistle anyway?

Fucking hate it.
Me

Fight me!
 
More litter in the parking lot.

Assorted food and drink containers, another Swisher Sweets package, a receipt from a local convenience store showing that most of the garbage was from stuff purchased from a convenience store in the darker side of town, partially paid with an EBT card. The food purchased was stuff like cheap convenience store fried chicken tenders and grape soda pop.

Are you people trying to make me more racist?
 
More litter in the parking lot.

Assorted food and drink containers, another Swisher Sweets package, a receipt from a local convenience store showing that most of the garbage was from stuff purchased from a convenience store in the darker side of town, partially paid with an EBT card. The food purchased was stuff like cheap convenience store fried chicken tenders and grape soda pop.

Are you people trying to make me more racist?
Is it your job to clean a parking lot?
 
Somebody playing music over their comms. Mute your mic when you're not talking.
You know how I fix that? I turn off my walkie talkie and then when then they come to me and complain about why communications are down I tell them if they don’t want communications to be down then they should stop playing shitty rap music over the mic.
 
Something recently snapped in my brain. I've realized just how hard it is to get away from human-generated noises. The whole concept of apartment blocks now seems so bizarre to me. Wherever I see a place that is being lived in, all I can think of is how much noise they must be exposed to, whether it's really close neighbours, roads, train tracks. It gives me mild anxiety attacks. At the same time, being so limited in what you do in your own home is equally as absurd. How can you feel fully free and at home in a place where you can't even jump around just for the shit of it, blast abrasive music, just being your noisy self, without having to worry about bothering others?
I hope I'm just going through a phase and not going full schizo. Also I hope one day I can afford my little house in the prairie. Noise pollution is an under-appreciated ill of modern civilization.
I've gotten accustomed to most of it in one way or another, though there are times I miss the hell out of not being anywhere near other people. I usually just use headphones for my music and aside from the occasional neighborhood asshole things manage to not get too damn noisy these days.
 
The whole concept of apartment blocks now seems so bizarre to me.

It sucks ass how in the current economy, a detached house that isn't a "tiny home" is outrageously overpriced. What used to get one a detached house can now only buy a "tiny home" or an apartment or condo. Just as food is in bullshit portions at bullshit prices, the same applies to housing.

I don't think the 2008 recession ever really ended.
 
It sucks ass how in the current economy, a detached house that isn't a "tiny home" is outrageously overpriced. What used to get one a detached house can now only buy a "tiny home" or an apartment or condo. Just as food is in bullshit portions at bullshit prices, the same applies to housing.

I don't think the 2008 recession ever really ended.
It ended for some people, who decided everyone else was sufficiently accustomed to the feeling of a dick in their arse to continue fucking them.
 
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I've gotten accustomed to most of it in one way or another, though there are times I miss the hell out of not being anywhere near other people. I usually just use headphones for my music and aside from the occasional neighborhood asshole things manage to not get too damn noisy these days.
I will never take peace and quiet for granted again. Sometimes, it's nice to relax and unwind with your thoughts.
 
It seems that almost every time I'm in the gym, there's always a couple of niggers or sandniggers being generally annoying, discourteous, distracting motherfuckers.

Leering at girls, getting in everyone's space in a weird attempt to mog them, screaming and shouting, grunting unnecessarily loud, talking on their phones on loudspeaker, or simply doing some dumb shit in the gym for whatever reason. It's always niggers of some variety, always.

As that guy in Sopranos said who got his Mercedes jacked: 'well who else, huh? Who else?'

Fucking n i g g e r s
 
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