You know you spend too much time on the Farms when..

[soy_king]

... I feel a strange urge to suck Metokur's dick.

 

[VoreDoggy]

... I feel a strange urge to suck Metokur's dick.

That means you haven't been here long enough.

 

[whatever I feel like]

"Sperg," "troon," and "autist" are now a part of my offline vocabulary. Can't say that's a terrible thing though.

Yeah, and no one knows what sperg and autist mean either. I use "power level" too, which some people do get but stuff like A loging just leaves them scratching their heads.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Yeah, and no one knows what sperg and autist mean either. I use "power level" too, which some people do get but stuff like A loging just leaves them scratching their heads.

Power Level is a pretty old school term in internet vocabulary. If you use it IRL around anyone who's been lurking communities since the late 2000s they'll probably know what you mean.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

You start seeing and/or thinking about ratings anywhere else either online or in person.

(They are like crack)

 

[Forever Train Engineer]

"A-log" and "sperg" are my vocab words

 

[Heckler1]

I go to Articles and Happenings for my news now. @CatParty delivers better news stories than the MSM.

 

[MajorBlasski454]

Sorry for necroing but...
when you can't help but chuckle at this article's title.

What makes you an exceptional Individual?

What separates you from the rest of the world? What makes you different from others? What makes you fit in a certain community? What makes you extraordinary? What makes you well worth knowing? These and others are the types of questions we need to continuously ask ourselves in order to discover our

www.linkedin.com

 

[DoodleBerry]

I came home yesterday and complained to my roommate that a "large Troon with tits and a mustache" checked me out at Safeway. I was also wishing I could have taken a Pic for one of the threads here.

 

[Psyduck]

I told my dog he was a faggot

 

[Pina Colada]

You mentally call certain people you know "Julay", or compare them with known lolcows.

 

[Zodiax]

I had a dream a few nights ago that @DykesDykesChina started posting again.

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

I went to a party last night not because I enjoy hanging out with the people there, but because they do some real exceptional shit and it makes for a good laugh.

 

[Recoil]

Your IRL vocabulary is all fucked up because you do a good amount of your human communication on an autistic shitposting forum.
You start noticing exceptional behavior across all walks of life that you never did before.
And then there's the cynicism.

On the bright side, you're likely not as prone to believing lies and propaganda anymore.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

... you start using 'exceptional' within a KF context unironically in your personal and professional life.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

I told my dog he was a faggot

My cats are consistently called "exceptional individuals" when they act up.

"Exceptional" as a substitute actually works for me, especially in the workplace, because you can call someone a tard to their face, and they think you're complimenting them.

 

[No Exit]

Someone at work asks for your help and you call them optimistic.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

... People say exceptional stuff outside the 'Farms and you wish you could rate them dumb, autistic, or mad at the internet.

 

[Pina Colada]

You have over a hundred messages and think you've been Halal'd, but really have a new follower who likes your posts.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

When you check all the threads you are interested in and there are no new posts, not even in random pics & gifs. That's a "I should go and mop the floor..." moment.