You Know You've Hit Rock Bottom When...

[TiggerNits]

I have no idea because my life has always been great

Yeah, but have you ever had shitty employees? Because thats where Im getting mine from

Also

When you have to refer to your boyfriend by which child of yours they sired

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

You are the only original resident in a gentrified neighborhood full of rich kids.

Your first work in an office full of 30 somethings and nobody invites you to get drunk.

You are commissioned to dance for a brand you despise in a hot summer afternoon.

Your only source of happiness in the online persona you put up out of desperation to apply your bachelors degree.

You don't have enough money to take the bus, so you walk everywhere.

Your girlfriend cheats on you, gets pregnant, convinces you to take care of the baby and leaves him/her with you.

You work for a local shared car agency where not even the clients respect you enough to choose which music plays on Spotify.

You need to take the Offer Weekend at Walmart to make your summer outfits because you are not allowed to return to Goodwill.

You are in college and your only source of income is selling cookies which earns you the nickname of "Scout Girl".

 

[Preferred Penne]

Your opponent is lying on the mat and you ask the audience if they smell what you're cookin'.

 

[RG 448]

Yeah, but have you ever had shitty employees? Because thats where Im getting mine from

I got rid of my employees. Got tired of all the sexual harrassment accusations that were being directed at me, so I decided to just remove the temptation.

 

[SpergPatrol]

Andrew Dobsen is more of a decent human being than you

 

[Big Nasty]

You think that Burger King serves more high-quality meals than McDonalds, but you still only want ketchup on yours.

You've complimented your niece on her latest camming session.

You'll eat any sort of rancid and greasy mess with delight if it is labeled as "Thai food".

You've thrown your dead dog in a trash compactor.

You're desperately trying to score with mother + daughter at the same time.

Your only outdoor furniture is a broken BBQ that you use as an ashtray.

You take sexy selfies at funerals or in the maternity ward.

You marry your parole officer.

You've taken a shit in a cemetery.

 

[ZeCommissar]

When you can't remember the name of the last person to suck your dick.

You flip your car within the first month of getting it

Your fiance dies and you get with, and have a kid with another person 1 month after that happens

When your kids can read better than you can.

 

[Penultimo]

You are still F2P on Team Fortress 2.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

When you need a minute or two to remember what day of the week it is.
Hard Mode is when the same happens to you with months.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

When you start defending lolicon while claiming that removing that garbage from your site to avoid legal trouble is "a violation of free speech"

 

[Ravelord]

Monster Energy is the only non-alcoholic beverage you consume.

Does that count if you are an IT student? Coffee is nice, but not in summer (I refuse to drink Iced coffee).

 

[MemeGray]

You watch DarksydePhil gameplay as a walkthrough.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

A man asks you if you’d like to have sex with Scarlett Johansson, then he takes you into his basement and reveals that Scarlett Johansson is the name of his Doberman. As he ties you up, you think, “At least I’m getting laid.”