You must spend a full minute riding in an elevator with either a radicalized BLM hood nigger or wild alpha chimp. Which One?

[Mr. Bung]

You are either White or Asian.

You can pick the racist and radicalized BLM ghetto nigger that's packing heat.

Or...

A male alpha chimp, 100% wild coming straight from The Congo. He's the leader of a large troop, and a ball of pure muscle and teeth at 154 pounds. Keep in mind the chimp is not racist as chimps likely see all humans as being the same.

Which do you pick?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I don't use elevators because you don't have this choice IRL. It's like a box of chocolates, you never know if it's a chimp or nigger or even worse, an Anglo.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

or even worse, an Anglo.

Yes, we understand the deep-seated feelings of inferiority we bring out in you people.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’ll just take the stairs, thanks....

 

[Some JERK]

Black dude. We'll just talk about our guns for a minute.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I’ve met black peoples before
I’ve never met a monkey. Give me the chimp, I wish to hear him make funni sounds

 

[polyester]

Chimp:
10% chance he stays peaceful
90% chance he turns hostile and I get mauled
0% chance he turns hostile and I successfully defend myself

BLM dude:
50% chance he stays peaceful
25% chance he turns hostile and kills me
25% chance he turns hostile and I successfully defend myself, but then CNN and NYT declare me a White Supremacist, I get charged with murder by a Democrat DA, denied bail, get shanked in jail, and my family is targeted with death threats and violence for years.

Best choice would probably be to take the BLM dude, but not use self-defense.

(Also, lol @ anyone who thinks carrying a gun would help them against a chimp in an enclosed space.)

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

The nigger, if the feral beast is victorious at least I can use my dying breath to remind him of the fact that he will never be white.

 

[stares at error messages]

The alpha chimp ever time. Niggers ain't hominoids.