You own a circus.

[Doji]

What's your main attraction?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Clowns all day

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Your Mom.

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

A comically large mirror

 

[The Magnificence]

Sir, this is The Museum of Idiots, and I am the curator. The Circus is down the road a piece.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Fantastic, this thread for some reason made me remember this show that I forgot existed for decades now.

 

[Retink]

Step right up, step right up, and witness the Gunted rage pig! Is he man or is he pig? The world may never know.

 

[Sundae]

Trained tigers. They can do all sorts of tricks.

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

The fat girl strapped to the walking machine.

 

[King Fructose]

Dog with the worlds longest snout

 

[Str8Bustah]

A&N

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Nick Rekieta in a cage.

"Come on down one and all, boys and girls, he him or they! Come witness the amazing GRIFTING LAWYER! For a mere $50 (US only please) he will come up with a heartfelt toast to honor you, your loved ones, your pets, your deceased pets, your deceased loved ones, your loved one's deceased pets, or your weight loss journey! Witness the (((nose))) that can't be beat! He grifts with lightning speed! Just don't ask him about his wife in the bedroom. No, seriously, we had to leave the last county because of this.

For a mere $5 (US only please) make him take a shot of cheap whiskey! Ask him questions about anime or Warhammer! Solicit life advice! Need legal council? Submit a donation of $25 for a recommendation to ask someone else! Come on down people and bring the kids!"

 

[PolPot]

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

A bearded lady. That's pretty rare, right?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Trained dogs who do cool tricks and get good treats. Petting zoo for retired or on vacation doggies you can go into after the show.

 

[Soycast Guy]

The average A&H/A&N user as the clown.