You own Kiwi Farms.

[Doji]

What's the first thing you do?

 

[JamusActimus]

Give a Broom to @theralph

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Stalk Chantel

 

[King Fructose]

Burn it down and collect the insurance money

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Halal every single user.

 

[Wintersun]

Commit neckrope in Minecraft.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Rename it the CWCki Forums.

 

[Retink]

This is now an anime site.

 

[Moths]

move thunderdome to the top of the site page so hopefully most of the newfags get lost there

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Remove all stickers.

This forces more communication with one another, like what a forum is SUPPOSED to do, so if you disagree with someone, it'd give you more incentive to quote them and then call them a faggot and explain why they are wrong/dumb

 

[Doji]

Remove all stickers.

This forces more communication with one another, like what a forum is SUPPOSED to do, so if you disagree with someone, it'd give you more incentive to quote them and then call them a faggot and explain why they are wrong/dumb

"Containment threads, containment threads everywhere."

 

[Table Country]

No I don't, I own 9gag.


Does 9gag even exist anymore?

 

[The Magnificence]

Sell all y'all's info to the highest bidder instantly.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Ban all animeavatars
Ban all furrys
Figure out some sort of test or something for new users

 

[Amaranth]

Sell it to Keffals

 

[Feline Supremacist]

10 bux

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Ban users for non-transphobic posts.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Finally add that nigger sticker I've always wanted, along with a couple of others, mostly to annoy the people who hate stickers.

 

[DumbDude42]

take money from lolcows to delete things from the site in order to get rich

 

[awoo]

take money from lolcows to delete things from the site in order to get rich

nah I would pretend to delete stuff, then undelete it later like a Jew and blame my mods muah haha