You own Kiwi Farms.

[Doji]

What's the first thing you do?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Immediately hand it back to Josh.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Figure out some sort of test or something for new users

"DANCE FOR ME, NEWFAG"

 

[Doji]

"DANCE FOR ME, NEWFAG"

 

[Stan]

Find someone else to carry the mark of the curse tbh

 

[cuddle striker]

restrict posting in A&H to true and honest. make people pay to shitpost. then give it right back because running this looks like a nightmare

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Assuming I became king retard by kidnapping Null and putting him in a gimp cage because I know fuck all about running a website, I’d have him ban all users born after 1997 & delete the DSP forums cause he’s a normie Lolcow and all the threads are boring

 

[stupid orc]

establish a fitness requirement.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

 

[Amphotericin B]

I’d add an incel sticker.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

Delete the vtuber thread and ban/halal all users.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Make a containment thread for Tommy Tooter to mod and watch the madness ensue.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

I'll build a hotel on it, which will work well with my 3 railways stations and utility companies.