You Reign in Hell - So let's play a game...

[A Useless Fish]

My fellow Kiwis,

I have often pondered the idea of cruelty, and punishment. The idea of Hell fascinates me, and I know I am not alone. It's been a source of inspiration, one way or another, since its inception.

So, let's see how we can be inspired. Let's play a game.

Imagine you are good ole' Scratch, Himself. You hold eternity in your hand, and the only limits to your power in your realm of suffering is your own imagination.

Who would be worthy of your special attention and ire? How would you torment them for all eternity?

I'll start, just to give you an idea of how to play.

Hillary Clinton

I would make her live through the last days of her 2016 Presidential campaign. She would know how it all ends, but be utterly unable to influence or alter her actions in anyway that might change the result. It would be be Nietzche's idea of Eternal Return, but only forcing her to live through those several days, and the 24 hours after, knowing that once that is all done, she will wake up the week before and endure it all over again.

Forever.

Your turn...

 

[ES 148]

I would destroy Hell and release everyone into oblivion.

 

[JB 236]

I would legit do a Prometheus on Laurelai or some other Tranny that does my fucking head in. However mixed in with the Brazen Bull, Instead of the bird taking out its liver, it is just placed into the bull every day and has to relive getting slowly heated alive, and when it gets close to dying, the punishment resets and its forced to live through the pain once again.

 

[Judge Holden]

fuck that shit, im grabbing some spess mehreen armour and a double shotgun and playing IRL doom for eternity

 

[Rand /pol/]

I've noticed the easiest way to torment normies is to completely isolate them in a room so I guess I'd force everyone to be trapped in a 7 foot by 3 coffin for eternity.

Edit:
Also punish Gems by making them watch money being burnt.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Target: All of the posters in this thread.

Punishment: None of the things they post in this thread come true.

 

[Hell0]

make it a good place where everyone eats spaghetti and ice cream forever.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

My ex. Make him live thru the wasting illness and eventual death of everyone he loves, over and over again, but where he can't remember that this is happening over and over again, so that each and every illness and death that happens feels like the first time it happened.

I am a blast at parties too.

 

[Nekromantik]

My Hell would be a wet floor covered in Legos and everyone would have to wear socks.

 

[HY 140]

Hell is full of screaming r.etards and people with annoying ass voices, the only music you hear is by beyonce and taylor swift, you will have to eat E.coli ridden lettuce and listen to spergs rant about cartoons

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I would make life as mundane as possible. Nothing tragic ever happens, but nothing fun or exciting will ever happen either.

 

[Hakurei Zero]

I would make spergs fight for higher positions in power and living, make people live in dick-shaped houses, and everyday would be chicken tendies night.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Who would be worthy of your special attention and ire? How would you torment them for all eternity?

Russell Greer, he deserved to have pieces of his lawsuit be shoved up his ass while he hears voices that shouts, "TAYTAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY"

 

[Piss Clam]

I would make them read Divine Comedy over and over again.

 

[Red Hood]

My hell would be reading MovieBob tweets for eternity.

 

[Audit]

I would condemn all actors to an eternity of productions directed by Doug Walker. He would have no budget constraints and no amount of clever acting would ever make the resulting films sufferable.

Also, I would condemn all of kiwifarms to an eternity in a field without the internet and the only source of entertainment would be interacting face-to-face with other people. I'm not sure how it would turn out, but the results should be entertaining. Also, as the users become more social adept, they would come to adopt the mannerisms and behaviors of the cows which they tormented in life. Once in a blue moon, I would permit them to enter the land of the living for a day and laugh as they perform all of the same deeds they once mocked.

 

[Pablo Birmingham]

Subject: Tony Danza.

Torment: Fire and brimstone.

Reason: That motherfucker knows what he did.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Subject: Tony Danza.

Torment: Fire and brimstone.

Reason: That motherfucker knows what he did.

@Batman VS Tony Danza

 

[Lez]

My ex. Make him live thru the wasting illness and eventual death of everyone he loves, over and over again, but where he can't remember that this is happening over and over again, so that each and every illness and death that happens feels like the first time it happened.

I am a blast at parties too.

Alternatively, he does remember after each cycle and eventually becomes numb to their deaths. This however makes everyone think he's an unfeeling ass so they all begin to hate him over and over again. He can try to pull himself together, but inevitably he falls apart forevermore. He also doesn't know if this cycle will be the last.

 

[Antipathy]

My Hell? It starts out with nothing. All my Hell would be would involve an empty grey box. Just the person there, alone. Their only way to see out is a periscope to Heaven.


Once every so often, I toss a friend of theirs into the box and cover the periscope until one kills the other.