You Reign in Hell - So let's play a game...

Damn it! Ninja'd by Rhys Ifans of all hellions...

Covered in bees.

On a slightly more serious note though, I'd form a special squadron of autistic demons and sinners and I'd force them to work for their eternal existence (A job? REEEEEE!) by messing with a few world leaders. Maybe if I were feeling generous, I'd unleash them upon North Korea so that they may feel that their hellish suffering is nothing compared to the native humans in their midst (it would be like a holiday for them).
Then it'd be straight back to work as a 72 man squad to deal with the allahu akbar inmates. They're almost all virgins, so they technically get their promise fulfilled...
 
I'd let all the autistic man-boys escape to their fantasy head worlds, but with a twist. Everyone else in the fantasy world would operate like a real world normal person, so they'd be mocked and ostracized as losers there, too. All their favorite cartoon characters don't want to hang out with them, and their "waifu" files a restraining order.

Also, they'd have to work at a mundane, low skill job at Fantasy Walmart.
 
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Personally Id run a froyo stand and give out speciality flavors every day. Unlimited toppings too.

In a boiler like hell, the upkeep for air conditioning will the astronomical, but god damn would it make a profit. Even serial killers need a treat
 
i'd punish myself

i would force myself to constantly relive the moments where i had opportunity, but failed to take it

there would be constant visions of "what could've been" and they would torment me 'til the end of time

worst of all, though, i'd have to play david cage games over and over again
 
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