You wake up and you're Xenarthran. How do you improve your living situation?

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All you faggots. There's only one escape if I was @Xenarthran I'd wake up, full of that special brand of autistic confidence and self-assuredness displayed on kiwi farms by @Xenarthran . I'd swiftly find the biggest toughest looking group of wild niggers I could find and promptly challenge all of them to a fight which being the immense pathetic faggot I am, would promptly be left as a bloody corpse on the street.
 
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All you faggots. There's only one escape if I was @Xenarthran I'd wake up, full of that special brand of autistic confidence and self-assuredness displayed on kiwi farms by @Xenarthran . I'd swiftly find the biggest toughest looking group of wild niggers I could find and promptly challenge all of them to a fight which being the immense pathetic faggot I am, would promptly be left as a bloody corpse on the street.
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Which is why I carry weapons and stay far away from any dark skinned individual. They're almost all invariably sociopathic animals.
 
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I assume in this hypothetical situation I am stuck as xen forever, so I would try to make the best out of my life. What I'd do is start by making my homelife clean. Ignore what my senile mother has to say, try clean the place up as much as possible, and ensure that my bedroom, and other living quarters I need such as the kitchen and bathroom are clean. I would try give the carpet a good scrub and vacuum, leave my windows open for however long I need to air it out, and if required, budget a professional carpet cleaning from my neetbux.

Also during this period, I would be grooming myself more often and showering every morning, and also slowly making healthier eating choices, which is easier than going cold turkey onto a diet and then giving up. If this means I have to go food shopping for myself, my tard bucks may be able to support me buying a few good meals or ingredients at the groceries, even if they're just precooked meals, but since I'd have so much time on my hands I'd try cook for myself. You can always take shortcuts when cooking, not everything has to be from scratch. Gradually building up to very healthy eating instead of begrudgingly dieting is important because it gives you the perspective that eating healthy can be fun and make you happy, and you realise how great it makes you feel. I'd also give up wanking or at least limit my consumption by a lot so I don't become unable to perform with a real girl.

Next, I'd try get social in any way possible, which is a huge and crucial part of keeping mentally healthy. I'd talk to anyone who'd talk to me, try get in contact to anyone I knew remotely at any point, and put myself out there in any way possible. It'd be difficult, but I would do it because I cannot just sit by and feel sorry for myself. In the meantime, if I have absolutely no one else, I would have to share my progress with kind discord communities or even the farms, I'm sure some of the bleeding hearts on KF like mister meaner would be happy to see I'm making something of myself. Online socialisation cannot replace IRL socialisation, but I'll use it if its all I've got for now.

I would also consider exercise, work up the nerve for a gym license and work at a beginner routine, or find a routine that requires very little gear and can be easily done at home. If that's too difficult, I could just try running and work on cardio instead, although lifting would be more ideal. http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html The 4chan /fit/ guide would give me all the info I need to start.

Doing all of the above would improve my mental health and life in general, and then I can work from there. When I feel happy, healthy, and at ease, I can easily focus on further improvement such as seeking employment or healthcare and so forth. It'd be too long of an answer to discuss all of that right now, but I believe the following would give me the fundamentals to have a good crack at life. If i can get past my spergy mindset and accomplish these things which are realistically not that far out of reach, then I'd be well off.

Or I could just become a woman and sell my nudes on twitter and live in the carpet
 
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Just A Butt said:
did you get therapy set up yet? you should probably fast track that
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Respectfully :disagree: but I still :heart-full: you

He might be cooked in the head ATM, but he should at least attempt to make something of himself before therapy, especially considering how expensive that shit is. What's the point of paying heaps of money when a therapist is just likely going to tell him what he's already been told a million times; "You should clean your room", "you should be more social", etc.

IMO he needs to try work on the basics, being social, clean, productive, etc. He should exhaust his options before throwing money at therapy.
 
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mister meaner said:
Respectfully :disagree: but I still :heart-full: you

He might be cooked in the head ATM, but he should at least attempt to make something of himself before therapy, especially considering how expensive that shit is. What's the point of paying heaps of money when a therapist is just likely going to tell him what he's already been told a million times; "You should clean your room", "you should be more social", etc.

IMO he needs to try work on the basics, being social, clean, productive, etc. He should exhaust his options before throwing money at therapy.
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"What do YOU think you need to work on...?"

"How does being called a faggot make you feel?"

He could always try inpatient therapy, as they would at least keep him away from dildo-ass porn for several weeks, but you're probably right. Normal outpatient therapy is unlikely to be productive.

Honestly, though, I wouldn't be too worried about it. I believe @Xenarthran is a teenager; acting out could just be a phase he's going through. So long as he doesn't shoot up his 9th grade history class or rape some classmates in a porn-induced rage, then I think the wisest solution is to just stay the course and hope for the best.

And if worse comes to worst, and Xenarthran grows up to be some angry communist tranny, then at least we can get a Halal thread going.
 
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Honestly, though, I wouldn't be too worried about it. I believe @Xenarthran is a teenager; acting out could just be a phase he's going through. So long as he doesn't shoot up his 9th grade history class or rape some classmates in a porn-induced rage, then I think the wisest solution is to just stay the course and hope for the best.

And if worse comes to worst, and Xenarthran grows up to be some angry communist tranny, then at least we can get a Halal thread going.
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i think he said he was 19
 
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Easy, I would just clean the dog bowl @Xenarthran has been eating out of for the last 20 YEARS!!!! I would also make it a habit to stop eating out of my dish on the floor and then I would proceed to go touch the grass.
 
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I’d love to answer this but i think a few things need to be addressed in order to give my synopsis on whats the best way for xen to turn things around…

1. What country and province/state does he live in? This is mostly for healthcare reasons. Also, if he lives in the US (which its my unconfirmed impression he does) do is parents have insurance?)


Edit: ALSO, the US is struggling with an issue where many companies are struggling to find employees. so, if xen does live in the US this should help him find work.

2. Is xen a confirmed neet who gets disability money? If he does, i would think it would be a cakewalk to get insurance

3. What work and education experience does he have?

4. Does he drive? or have a drivers license?


Then we should address what he does have going for him which is his relatively young age…

These questions should be answered by xen in a way that is TRUE AND HONEST without self doxing and then maybe i could help him (that is if he really wants help)
 
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Mary Lee Walsh said:
I’d love to answer this but i think a few things need to be addressed in order to give my synopsis on whats the best way for xen to turn things around…

1. What country and province/state does he live in? This is mostly for healthcare reasons. Also, if he lives in the US (which its my unconfirmed impression he does) do is parents have insurance?)


Edit: ALSO, the US is struggling with an issue where many companies are struggling to find employees. so, if xen does live in the US this should help him find work.

2. Is xen a confirmed neet who gets disability money? If he does, i would think it would be a cakewalk to get insurance

3. What work and education experience does he have?

4. Does he drive? or have a drivers license?


Then we should address what he does have going for him which is his relatively young age…

These questions should be answered by xen in a way that is TRUE AND HONEST without self doxing and then maybe i could help him (that is if he really wants help)
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dont waste ur time, hes not interested in doing anything constructive with his life, he just spergs on the forums with his sock accounts
 
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