You wake up one day just to find out you are spooning in bed with a naked Vaush. What would you do?

[Rome's rightful successor]

You wake up one day just to find a big fat hairy stinky naked leftist that is Vaush was spooning with you. What would you do next?

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

I would breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that as an adult I would not be in any danger of molestation.