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Logan Paul turning full-blown gay, more pedophile rings coming out of the wood work, mass shootings, and more Gay Ops operated by the Chinese Government.
Your 2020+ predictions - Your chance to be Nostra-fuckin-damus
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ALR fucking dies and explodes like a beached whale with gases built up inside it, much to the awe and disgust of the morticians tasked with handling her corpse.
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i'm gonna have sex and KF will slowly erode into mean reddit
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Something tells me that 2024 is when we'll hit peak degeneracy in California. Quickly followed by some crazy fundies proclaiming that America is the modern day Soddam and Gomorrah; which leads to either another Flavor-Aid binge, or someone going postal while running around naked screaming Deus Vult while balls deep in a rotisserie chicken.
Either way, expect privacy to quickly become a faded memory and some Orweilian style tyrannical bullshit to become the norm come 2028.
2030 is probably gonna be cool, though.
Either way, expect privacy to quickly become a faded memory and some Orweilian style tyrannical bullshit to become the norm come 2028.
2030 is probably gonna be cool, though.
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New superbug or horrific illness spreading, feels like we're overdue for one of those. But because of increased global connectivity and Anti-Vaxxers/Alternative Medicine movements (and generally stupidly when it comes to this sort of thing) its going to be a lot worse to fight.
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Why in the world is it called Memphis Meats if they're located in California? I don't see any barbeque, the picture at the top is a lame (fake) meatball on some pasta.Come on my man:
Memphis Meats
www.memphismeats.com
The expense is what is keeping it from being a true consumer good. That and the meat industry pushing back against it.
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My personal guesses?
The impeachment proceedings will reach the Senate in January or maybe early February at the latest and the Senate will then quietly dismiss it.
Biden will probably get the nomination for the Democrats in 2020, although I still won't count out Warren just yet. Bernie and Bloomberg aren't getting the nomination, but they could play a role in whether or not the nomination goes to Biden or Warren depending on how the primaries turn out.
Trump will probably win 2020 barring some freak surprise like a massive recession or another war
China will be as despicable as ever and the Hong Kong protests will get more intense
Virginia will be a key battleground for the Second Amendment, either as the site of some Ruby Ridge-esque boogaloo or the federal government will intervene to preemptively prevent said boogaloo from happening, either through Trump federalizing the Virginia National Guard and telling Northam to fuck off or one of the Trump appointees in the federal district courts telling Northam to stand down and fuck off. The DNC in Virginia will then go above and beyond to find yet another way to subvert the Second Amendment.
Ruth Bader-Ginsburg will die of natural causes in 2020 or maybe early 2021 if she's extremely lucky. The struggle over her replacement will be rife with insanity, especially if Trump is reelected in 2020.
The Squad will continue to have more scandals and may ultimately self-destruct. If Trump wins in 2020 and the Dems lose seats in the House, they will definitely throw The Squad under the bus, with AOC, Omar, and Tlaib getting the worst of it and Ayanna forced to either back down from her more extreme leftist positions or be thrown out alongside the rest of her comrades.
Barb will probably die in 2020 or 2021. What happens to Chris afterwards is anyone's guess at this point.
The outcome of Vic Mignonga's appeals will generate a lot of salt and online outrage regardless of what the outcome of it actually is.
Star Wars Episode IX will under-perform at the box office now that the initial opening weekend is over. Expect a really huge drop-off after Christmas is over.
The MCU will finally start to underperform at the box office and may even suffer an actual box office bomb, and it would likely hurt the wider phenomenon woke culture as a result. My guess is that the Black Widow prequel will do very well and the movie with the female Thor is the one most likely to underperform or even outright flop.
More woke takes on pop culture will continue to lose money. If you combine this with Trump winning in 2020, it could start a slow and gradual shift away from outwardly woke media. SJW culture will start dying in the mainstream but it will be a slow and subtle death.
Bloodlines 2 will likely be a massive flop
Antifa will likely kill someone in the chaos of the 2020 Election Cycle and do so in a way that can't easily be deflected and it will likely go down in Portland. If Rose City Antifa murders Andy Ngo, then he will likely become a Heather Heyer-esque martyr figure for conservatives and centrists. The MSM will likely catch flak if they defend Antifa after something like that, although the clickbait mills such as Vox and Vice will continue to defend Antifa anyway.
One of the major lefty clickbait mills will go completely bankrupt and shut down entirely in 2020, and the rest will likely fall in 2021-2024.
A major lolcow will go to prison or at least be facing serious felony charges in 2020, my money is on Onision.
The impeachment proceedings will reach the Senate in January or maybe early February at the latest and the Senate will then quietly dismiss it.
Biden will probably get the nomination for the Democrats in 2020, although I still won't count out Warren just yet. Bernie and Bloomberg aren't getting the nomination, but they could play a role in whether or not the nomination goes to Biden or Warren depending on how the primaries turn out.
Trump will probably win 2020 barring some freak surprise like a massive recession or another war
China will be as despicable as ever and the Hong Kong protests will get more intense
Virginia will be a key battleground for the Second Amendment, either as the site of some Ruby Ridge-esque boogaloo or the federal government will intervene to preemptively prevent said boogaloo from happening, either through Trump federalizing the Virginia National Guard and telling Northam to fuck off or one of the Trump appointees in the federal district courts telling Northam to stand down and fuck off. The DNC in Virginia will then go above and beyond to find yet another way to subvert the Second Amendment.
Ruth Bader-Ginsburg will die of natural causes in 2020 or maybe early 2021 if she's extremely lucky. The struggle over her replacement will be rife with insanity, especially if Trump is reelected in 2020.
The Squad will continue to have more scandals and may ultimately self-destruct. If Trump wins in 2020 and the Dems lose seats in the House, they will definitely throw The Squad under the bus, with AOC, Omar, and Tlaib getting the worst of it and Ayanna forced to either back down from her more extreme leftist positions or be thrown out alongside the rest of her comrades.
Barb will probably die in 2020 or 2021. What happens to Chris afterwards is anyone's guess at this point.
The outcome of Vic Mignonga's appeals will generate a lot of salt and online outrage regardless of what the outcome of it actually is.
Star Wars Episode IX will under-perform at the box office now that the initial opening weekend is over. Expect a really huge drop-off after Christmas is over.
The MCU will finally start to underperform at the box office and may even suffer an actual box office bomb, and it would likely hurt the wider phenomenon woke culture as a result. My guess is that the Black Widow prequel will do very well and the movie with the female Thor is the one most likely to underperform or even outright flop.
More woke takes on pop culture will continue to lose money. If you combine this with Trump winning in 2020, it could start a slow and gradual shift away from outwardly woke media. SJW culture will start dying in the mainstream but it will be a slow and subtle death.
Bloodlines 2 will likely be a massive flop
Antifa will likely kill someone in the chaos of the 2020 Election Cycle and do so in a way that can't easily be deflected and it will likely go down in Portland. If Rose City Antifa murders Andy Ngo, then he will likely become a Heather Heyer-esque martyr figure for conservatives and centrists. The MSM will likely catch flak if they defend Antifa after something like that, although the clickbait mills such as Vox and Vice will continue to defend Antifa anyway.
One of the major lefty clickbait mills will go completely bankrupt and shut down entirely in 2020, and the rest will likely fall in 2021-2024.
A major lolcow will go to prison or at least be facing serious felony charges in 2020, my money is on Onision.
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Arin Hanson files for divorce and troons out in 2022, possibly sooner.
Bees become extinct in the wild by 2028, chaos ensues by rebelling masses over privately owned farms, laying groundwork for the "bee wars" in 2030.
Transgenderism falls completely out of style after Ted Turner pulls the plug on Cartoon Network.
Barb will still be alive throughout the decade by pure resolve.
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Bees become extinct in the wild by 2028, chaos ensues by rebelling masses over privately owned farms, laying groundwork for the "bee wars" in 2030.
Transgenderism falls completely out of style after Ted Turner pulls the plug on Cartoon Network.
Barb will still be alive throughout the decade by pure resolve.
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President Yeezy mother fuckers
Seriouspost: Kanye West will at least run in either '24 or '28, and has a decently solid chance of winning.
The taboo around accusing posers of being transtrenders will erode, as McCarthyism strikes and fractures the tranny community, with many grifters with six-figure Patreons getting their heads put on spikes and having their careers ruined, and it'll be called the transpocalypse or something
The first KiwiFarms baby will be born (by two Kiwis that met here and got married) and xer's first word will be "nigger"
LGR will turn out to have some kind of silly fetish, like he really gets turned on by feet or lemons or something like that
Meme nostalgia's gonna go heavily mainstream, we're gonna see shit like Dancing Baby and All Your Base references again and you'll be able to buy a weathered retro-style All Your Base shirt at Hot Topic in between retro-styled Limp Bizkit and Blink-182 shirts
It's also going to be the last decade where valuable Beatles memorabilia is still gonna fetch top dollar. Stuff like Yesterday & Today's bucher cover (one of the most sought-after pieces of Beatles merchandise, worth well into 5 figures) is gonna be worth a pretty penny well into 2100, but as the boomers start to decline, so will Beatles merch prices into the 2020s and 2030s.
Seriouspost: Kanye West will at least run in either '24 or '28, and has a decently solid chance of winning.
The taboo around accusing posers of being transtrenders will erode, as McCarthyism strikes and fractures the tranny community, with many grifters with six-figure Patreons getting their heads put on spikes and having their careers ruined, and it'll be called the transpocalypse or something
The first KiwiFarms baby will be born (by two Kiwis that met here and got married) and xer's first word will be "nigger"
LGR will turn out to have some kind of silly fetish, like he really gets turned on by feet or lemons or something like that
Meme nostalgia's gonna go heavily mainstream, we're gonna see shit like Dancing Baby and All Your Base references again and you'll be able to buy a weathered retro-style All Your Base shirt at Hot Topic in between retro-styled Limp Bizkit and Blink-182 shirts
It's also going to be the last decade where valuable Beatles memorabilia is still gonna fetch top dollar. Stuff like Yesterday & Today's bucher cover (one of the most sought-after pieces of Beatles merchandise, worth well into 5 figures) is gonna be worth a pretty penny well into 2100, but as the boomers start to decline, so will Beatles merch prices into the 2020s and 2030s.
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The dimensional merge will fianlly happen.
The internet will become more and more draconian.
Politics will contiune to become more and more polarised as things get worse driving people further to the extremes.
Marvel comics tanks as the movies and toys contiune to be only thing that keeps the dying man IP afloat.
Stadia contiunes to be irrelevent.
India will become a super power.
The internet will become more and more draconian.
Politics will contiune to become more and more polarised as things get worse driving people further to the extremes.
Marvel comics tanks as the movies and toys contiune to be only thing that keeps the dying man IP afloat.
Stadia contiunes to be irrelevent.
India will become a super power.
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- Coup in Chile, we get into another guy giving helicopter rides or a wannabe commie paradise while everyone pretends it's gonna finally fucking work this time for suuuuuure
- Civil war in the US starts in Virginia, it escalates worldwide as hillary assumes the presidency because "she's gonna give solutions to the people"
- Given that the US is into civil war, North Korea invades south korea and deploy their K-pop stars as commanders, now we have war macross style
- No deal for Brexit so everyone starts to panic socially, they try to fuck over Boris Johnson but at the end of the decade fuckers will call him the XXI Century version of Winston Churchill
- the french surrender, again.
- Somebody will push a tranny mayor or a tranny president. whoever gets more woke points. just pull the black fat muslim MtF tranny for once and for all.
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Trump reelected.
Weinstein thrown in jail.
Kiwi farms gets deserted. Becomes even more lame.
Stupid people get even more stupid.
Democrats start a downward spiral. 2021 will either spell out their doom or revivability.
No school shootings cause the people triggering will be found and eliminated with brutal force. (CAUSE WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND DESTROY YOU)
Weinstein thrown in jail.
Kiwi farms gets deserted. Becomes even more lame.
Stupid people get even more stupid.
Democrats start a downward spiral. 2021 will either spell out their doom or revivability.
No school shootings cause the people triggering will be found and eliminated with brutal force. (CAUSE WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND DESTROY YOU)
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Barb dies which leads to lovequest 2.0.
Chris will be arrested for something but won’t be in jail for long.
Chris will be arrested for something but won’t be in jail for long.
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We will likely see a major, drug-resistant strain of AIDS within two to five years.
Democrats will control the Senate and the House by 2026, and the executive branch, likely, due to demographic replacement. Texas will flip, held captive by the blue cities, just like Cali.
The social media bubble will burst but will be bailed out a la Too Big To Fail.
Democrats will control the Senate and the House by 2026, and the executive branch, likely, due to demographic replacement. Texas will flip, held captive by the blue cities, just like Cali.
The social media bubble will burst but will be bailed out a la Too Big To Fail.
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Trump will be reelected
Our senior American political leaders will begin dying of old age and will not have competent replacements
Civil war will break out just before new year's day 2029
Our senior American political leaders will begin dying of old age and will not have competent replacements
Civil war will break out just before new year's day 2029
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Faggots will be faggots. Tomorrow is just a continuation of today and today is just a continuation of yesterday. Same shit, different year.
I can't wait. Our brothers of the Warp shall finally be free to reign in the Materium as was always planned.
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I wish you the best of luck getting past the Van Allen radiation belt.
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1. Woke culture will face even harder backlash and maybe die around 2022-2025
2.New lolcows will burst on to the scene for us to laugh at
3. Media will go bonkers and tech companies will probably ease up on censorship if Trump gets re-elected
4. Expect lots of 1990s nostaligia vibes within music and entertainment
5. Creativity in movies will return. Blockbuster Marvel movies will probably do bad at the box office mostly due to the creeping of woke culture and bad writing.
6. If y'all are nice to each other and don't slice each other throats, the world will still keep spinning and all stays good in the hood.
2.New lolcows will burst on to the scene for us to laugh at
3. Media will go bonkers and tech companies will probably ease up on censorship if Trump gets re-elected
4. Expect lots of 1990s nostaligia vibes within music and entertainment
5. Creativity in movies will return. Blockbuster Marvel movies will probably do bad at the box office mostly due to the creeping of woke culture and bad writing.
6. If y'all are nice to each other and don't slice each other throats, the world will still keep spinning and all stays good in the hood.
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people will start killing each other on election night