Your current and next phone. - Smartphone general

Bought a refurbished iPhone SE like a year ago that I got for about $100 cheaper than most retailers sell it from Back Market. It's a neat phone and I don't plan to upgrade until the thing's battery craps out on me. Looks like new, works like new.

If anybody is looking to upgrade, I can't recommend Back Market enough. Don't waste your money on new when you can get something barely used for much cheaper.
 
Samsung Galaxy Note 8. I like that it still has a headphone jack, it's just the right size for my hands, and it comes with a stylus. Battery still lasts for more than a day after a couple years of use. My only gripe is that the screen has a slight amount of burn in now. I downloaded a dark theme and can't even notice it anymore. One "Upgrade" I've stuck with for a couple phones now is a keyboard like this:
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I'd say it's an essential quality-of-life thing for the shitposter on the go. Edit:
My next phone is going to be a flip phone. Smartphones and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
I've got a pristine Motorola RAZR (gen2) in black. Gay networks around me no longer support it so I don't mind shipping it somewhere. HMU
 
LG later fixed the bootloop issue for free. I used a post-bootloop 5X for nearly three years. The 5X also has a headphone jack unlike your current phone.
I'm a leaf and LG was in the habit of just... not even bothering with bootloop devices that came from Leafland, so I said 'fuck it.' Especially because my idiot cat had cracked the screen in one corner, and I guess screen damage was enough for LG to refuse to fix it.
 
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Still got an almost 5 year old samsung note. It has aged a lot better than the previous Note 4 did, which is saying something, as it also had replaceable batteries. Still want the option though and will make sure my next phone has that unless I am purely going the mid-tier or used phone route from now on. Not going to put down for a payment plan on a 1k+ phone ever again. Has anyone here actually tried the fairphone or any of it's competition?
 
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Galaxy Note 20 Ultra. I have tiny manlet hands so it's a bit unweildly but its a neat phone with a neat camera and a bunch of other shit i never plan on using. Best thing I used it for was as a tablet to draw my kiwi secret santa gift.

Old phone was a Xiaomi MiMix 2S, which I'm trying to think of a good use for. Maybe dash cam?
 
Is there some way to get into your phone once the screen is completely fucked? Plugging it into my computer just results in the charging option happening, and since the screen is dunzo I can't set it as a storage device.....
 
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Is there some way to get into your phone once the screen is completely fucked? Plugging it into my computer just results in the charging option happening, and since the screen is dunzo I can't set it as a storage device.....
you could try directly plugging it into a monitor with a dongle. never tried it but apparently android does support this as a feature on some phones
 
I need a smartphone for livescreaming IRL, hiking, humping, hurling. Also that has really good hotspot, Highpower and a lot of hoverage. I'm used to using cheapo depot phones like simple thimble or boost booble but they went out of business? Can anyone here give a bi-curious man some beccamendations?
 
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my ZMax 2 finally stopped working after ATT dropped even that other 3g that they weren't mentioning they hadn't dropped, so now I've got an even cheaper spudphone, the Alcatel Volta
it's really cheap, like literally forty bucks
seems okay but the screen is a bit too small to use normal game boy proportions and a lot of other little odds and ends, but at forty bucks it'll work good enough for a while
 
OnePlus 7t Pro at the moment, not gonna buy another OnePlus after this one dies though. I really like this phone but I think OnePlus really fell off the last few years. Hope the Flip Phone renaissance will still be around when this one dies, really want one of those
 
I had a Samsung Galaxy S Relay for a few years, until the connection to the sliding screen broke and the Chinese didn't find the parts to fix it. I now use Sony Xperia XZ1 Compact with LineageOS, but I want to go back to full QWERTY for my shitposting needs. F(x)tec looks interesting, but 700€ is a lot to drop on a pre-ordered smartphone.
 
Ive had my Galaxy A80 for over 2 years now. Gets the job done just fine, works just as well as the day I bought it and even runs Genshin Impact on steady 30fps with low settings, allowing me to enjoy this faggy game on the go. Will use it until the battery completely rots away so have no idea about a future phone, but probably another Samsung, I like 'em
 
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Problem with a lot of this phone shit is, I can't believe, at times, how easily some people around the world willingly tag theirselves like polar bears.

It also brings me back, to when people had palm pilots, and people shit on them. "Such a nerd, can't leave that computer at home...."

It is interesting, over time, what gets normalized. Not that, there is no place for a cellphone, nor a smartphone, but how it has become a necessity of modern life for most people, baffles me.

Why I cannot go to those dinners out with people who all put their phone in a pile, and whomever grabs it first, pays. I don't have a token to put in there for the game, so, I get outkast, or pay my way, since I am a retard, in their eyes.
 
Smartphone performance for end users has reached a plateau in the last four years in terms of actual usefulness for the end user considering what the UI's actually let you do efficiently. Mid range phones from Motorola, OnePlus and Nokia are the best buy for your money IMO
I ended up getting a 2nd gen razr though as they're starting to fire sale them for $500 and below. The form factor is pure kino and flicking out of my pocket tickles my tism for when celluar phones actually had interesting design. Shame I couldn't get it in gaudy 2000's silver plastic however. I am waiting for the screen to potentially delaminate. Which is more common on the z-flip with it's "flexible glass" than I've seen on Moto's plastic screen.
Is there some way to get into your phone once the screen is completely fucked? Plugging it into my computer just results in the charging option happening, and since the screen is dunzo I can't set it as a storage device.....
If there's data you need to get out send it to a data recovery center. They can pull the EMMC out, extract it and send it back either on Google drive or a USB. I've seen it cost around $200 which isn't bad considering how bitchy BGA's are.
 
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I'm an Apple tard. I like that they give you software and security updates for six to seven years before dropping support for your phone. The Pixel is the longest supported Android phone, but it's only three or four years I think. I hate spending money on phones, but hate security vulnerabilities more, so the longer I can go between updates the better the phone is. I'll pay more for incremental hardware updates if it means buying a new phone less often. Plus I like Apples privacy commitments and walled garden approach better than the more relaxed and more customizable and fragmented state of Android.

Mr Substitutes is the exact opposite, so he has a Pixel, which I admit has some cool features. If I went back to Android it would be to the Pixel.

I just upgraded my six (?) year old 7 Plus to a 13 Pro Max and plan on using it for the next five to six years, assuming it doesn't break.

The slow down people say is such a ~oooh big deal~ is just that your battery has fallen below a certain performance level due to wear and tear over its lifespan and should be replaced. They slow it down to encourage that, which is shitty especially since they didn't warn people, but it's whatever. A replacement battery is less than $100 at the Apple store. I kept my old phone on a charger most of the time because I was right next to my cable and by the time I gave it away my battery was still at 88% of performance rating and I didn't notice a slowdown. I didn't have to have it replaced.

I got the pro max because I use my camera a lot for taking pictures for my hobby side hustle. The camera on this phone is the best and most flexible that Apple has put out yet. Same megapixels as my 7, and not nearly as many as most of the other brands, but the focal length and light capturing ability is amazing. The macro lens is fantastic and the pictures are better than my 7 by quite a bit. It's not as flexible as my dSLR was, but it does everything I need.
 
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The slow down people say is such a ~oooh big deal~ is just that your battery has fallen below a certain performance level due to wear and tear over its lifespan and should be replaced. They slow it down to encourage that, which is shitty especially since they didn't warn people, but it's whatever. A replacement battery is less than $100 at the Apple store. I kept my old phone on a charger most of the time because I was right next to my cable and by the time I gave it away my battery was still at 88% of performance rating and I didn't notice a slowdown. I didn't have to have it replaced.
I haven't looked at Apple's training stuff in a while but I believe below 80% is when Apple's "performance management" kicks in. Either way you can disable it in Settings under the battery options.

By that point I'd probably be ready for a new phone though. My 3 year-old iPhone XR was still at about 91% when I traded it for a 13. I know how to take apart an iPhone but battery replacements are huge pain in the ass because they're held in with adhesive that snaps if you look at it funny, plus there's the issue of Apple's cloud-based calibration software.

Despite all of that, Apple phones are still child's play to fix compared to Samsung, although much of that is due to how Apple documents their repair process very well. Literally every repair type has a step-by-step guide from disassembly to post-repair testing. Granted, none of this is accessible unless you have access to their systems, but maybe they'll make it more publicly available when they roll out that self-repair stuff they've been teasing.
 
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I haven't looked at Apple's training stuff in a while but I believe below 80% is when Apple's "performance management" kicks in. Either way you can disable it in Settings under the battery options.

I appreciate this. I'll let my friend who got my old phone know. She had a 5 (!) that she was still using until she was told the carrier would no longer support it a few months ago. Talk about getting your monies worth out of a phone.

By that point I'd probably be ready for a new phone though. My 3 year-old iPhone XR was still at about 91% when I traded it for a 13. I know how to take apart an iPhone but battery replacements are huge pain in the ass because they're held in with adhesive that snaps if you look at it funny, plus there's the issue of Apple's cloud-based calibration software.

Despite all of that, Apple phones are still child's play to fix compared to Samsung, although much of that is due to how Apple documents their repair process very well. Literally every repair type has a step-by-step guide from disassembly to post-repair testing. Granted, none of this is accessible unless you have access to their systems, but maybe they'll make it more publicly available when they roll out that self-repair stuff they've been teasing.

I haven't done anything with the hardware side of things, I've never been good with hardware, but I really do like the way Apple generally does things. There's things I don't like, but they do things that are objectively better than Android - at least Android when I last used it six-seven years ago.

Like using third party keyboards, Android/Samsung would keep using the third party keyboard when putting in a username/password in an app or web page. That's arguably a security vulnerability, because a shady keylogging keyboard can see what you're typing. Apple switches back to the Apple keyboard when it detects a password is being entered. Even if it isn't actually more secure, it feels like it is. Of course, I'm based and use a password manager, but still. It's a nice touch.

Android may have changed that, I don't know, like I said, it's been years and Mr Substitute doesn’t use third party keyboards.

I would switch to MacOS, but they don't really support games. I don't play a lot of games, but the major one I do doesn’t have Mac support. Sucks, because an alternative to Windows that isn't Linux for people who aren't just normies would be awesome. Plus the prices are too much, even for me to justify, even after buying a gaming machine.
 
My last phone was an iPhone 11 Pro Max. My current phone is an iPhone 13 Pro Max. My next phone will most likely be another iPhone.

Hot take: Android phones have honestly fallen off in quality for me. Almost all of the non-Chink manufacturers have been driven out of the market, and the only other competitors that are really still around are Google and Samsung, with Google making phones that barely work and Samsung is only focused on making phones that try so hard to be iPhones but fail, to the point where you’re better off just getting an iPhone. There are a lot of things I do miss about Android, such as being able to sideload apps as well as the amount of customization, but to be honest if you just jailbreak your iPhone you can get 90 percent of this back anyway
 
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