your favorite internet tough guy - post your favorite internet tough guy in this thread

[Hiram Clarke Hustler]

It could have been Def Noodles, but his career has gone down the path of irrelevancy that I do not think anyone would care.

Yeah the Def Noodles saga was really funny he let some obese slob bullwork him time after time on every stream they were on together.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I already stated one of the ways. He was absolutely wrong on multiple references to biology in comparisons he made to animals. In a more debatable section people tore him apart for getting several tenants of evolution wrong as well. I have no idea if that was a part of the video you are referencing but I doubt he's gotten any better if that's new. His ego does not allow for it.

“Tenants”
Professional scientist here, fellas.

 

[Piggle Rick]

“Tenants”
Professional scientist here, fellas.

Got a problem with being called out, @Toolbox ? Come fite me then. I’ll be at Hoolies, on the barstool that looks slightly shorter than the others, but not by any medical standards.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

Low Tier God, aka Daluaan Sparrow(sp?).

If he could only tear himself from his game of Street Fighter and his half-full piss bottles he would dismember: everyone on KF, the legion of people banned from his stream chat, that guy with arthrogryphosis he refused to PvP, and the rest of the FGC* for good measure.

Everyone, breathe a sigh of relief at the godlike forbearance of that nigger.

*FGC = Fighting Game Community

 

[TheHorrorThatDwellsBelow]

my favorite is stalwart pedophile and all around faggot demon_in_the_shell

https://imgur.com/a/ZyOUHo1

https://imgur.com/a/PfAiC5Q

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

im the ultimate internet tough guy. im gonna cyber bully you, and your gonna cyber suicide

 

[Jibbers Cribbers]

Andrew Tate

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

Jared Genesis or GhettoASMR

https://youtu.be/FZCPNwfetfs

https://youtu.be/frMDsdQMMFE

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

my favorite is Shane Nokes. he claims to be an elite hacker, personally involved in helping the cia hunt down terrorist, has a very high IQ, and could kick your ass, but he is literally the stereotype of a dorito huffing, mountain dew guzzling 450 pound gamer living on welfare. he is hilarious.

he also got buttfucked by a butter knife


i would say pat tomlinson, but he is a real life tough guy who will spoon feed me my teeth

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

 

[ChampFantana]

The Kwisatz Tarderach (MovieBob) is easily my favorite Internet Tough Guy.

He's an inbred, booger-eating, diaper-shitting retard who will die a virgin. To put things in perspective, CHRIS CHAN will not die a virgin, yet Bobby will. Lardo Retardo is a bigger than CHRIS CHAN!!!

His psychopathy is readily apparent to someone who spends five whole minutes scanning his Twitter feed. He genuinely desires to exterminate everyone that he dislikes for reasons ranging from mild disagreement to voting for candidates he hates.

Yet to hear HIM tell it, he's been in many bar fights, is a skilled survivalist/gunslinger, had a threesome back in high school thanks to Judy Blume, and was instructed in the art of cunnilingus by a lesbian he was bearding for.

Pay no attention to the fact that he is broke, his career is a joke (he makes less than a burger flipper), and he lives at home with his Mommy at the age of 42.

The Eternal Virgin will always be the most pathetic loser on this entire site, which is why he is my favorite ITG.

 

[Autismoslayer24k]

This Waman Cunt is a prime Example for Dunning Kruger effect. Being such a Retard over a the Women️ Meme. God i hate Feminists. They're Subhumans

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

This Waman Cunt is a prime Example for Dunning Kruger effect. Being such a Retard over a the Women️ Meme. God i hate Feminists. They're Subhumans View attachment 5588705

im shocked shes not in the men hate thread

 

[S O T P]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/evangelist-dr-robert-mckim-sr.18655/

A morbidly obese, welfare-dependent, retard who cannot read, write or spell past a 3rd gade level.

He claims he has a list of ailments (all pyschosomantic) that prevent him from working.

He claims he's a doctor, member of Homeland Security, evangelist, minister, pastor, and wannabe cop and frequently melts down and shows his handgun when he is confronted with his lies and fabrications.

He was told by Jesus that he is a "chosen one."

He was twice evaluated (by court-ordered psychologists) and diagnosed as delusional. He attended court-ordered anger-management therapy and refuses to take his psych. meds.

His videos (https://www.youtube.com/@theevangelistdr.robertl.mc1442/videos) provide hours and hours of comedic entertainment.

His equally comedic and bullshit-filled Facebook pages are here:
1.) https://www.facebook.com/people/CAER-Security-Radio-Patrol/100064912801456/
2.) https://www.facebook.com/McKimBeaconLightMinistryandSoulClinic/
3.) https://www.facebook.com/CarrollCountyOhioWeatherReportsandPhotosSKYWARNHam

His book, read verbatim, (https://www.youtube.com/@bobbymckimmo8792/videos) contains descriptions of his sordid and perverted life, including bisexual threesomes, feeling up his underage female cousin and jerkoff sessions in the barn with his friends.

This clown is comedy gold.

 

[NaggotFigger]

 

[Mr. Anderson]

Can we get an entry for Adam Sessler under tough guys? If you hit the right buttons, he will demand his miniscule viewer base dox you. Mind you, I think it's like 12 people on twitter, but somehow he's deluded himself into thinking he's still got legions of fans from the x-play days ready to do his bidding. When G4 revived, I got a whiff of how much his mental state has declined. His twitter banner currently is literally just a cartoony "punch a nazi" banner. This is also the game journalist who now says he hates gamers. He makes this argument of how "gamer" is a phrase referring to alt-right nutjobs who thinking gaming is life. After the second closing of G4, he's basically moved on to occasional gaming news and trying to bait trolls into bothering him so he can stay relevant. Need proof? His pinned tweet is "You got some shit to say to me, say it in real life."

 

[Drinky Crow]

Tony Chase, not even a contest.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Brendan Garrow.

He used to have a Tik Tok account focused on wrestling and defending his position that no, his arm bands aren’t just socks with holes cut in them.

Brendan would go live almost every night, always angry about trolls in one way or another. Quite often the drama was made up by trolls (some of which were mods). Brendan had a habit of making random people mod without really knowing who they were.

He had two back drops. The first was outside in the forest, where he would run and jump around, dance, and fight his shadow. The other was his room in his parent’s house, which was covered in cobwebs.

He was quite entertaining but sadly he deleted his TT.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Wes Watson comes to mind.
I saw him on YouTube years ago (2019?) on FreshOut? (Prison YouTuber, massive black dude named ?Big Herc?) Wes Twatson promoted himself as a “self help” dude and kind laughed at him because he looked exactly like you’d expect a Roided Gym Bro to look and he seemed to have a massive Napoleon vibe. Fast forward to present day, still doing “self help bullshit” along with being a “life coach/online personal trainer”, the ego is way more inflated, has a Confirmed Micro Dick (because, you know, STEROIDS). His constant Sperging is off the charts and the Seething at chat and those dang dirty trolls is just perfect. Ol’ Peg Twatson is rumored to like being a faggot bottom, has a live in, (totally not a prostitute) girlfriend, and is GRIFTING THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF HIS FANS/CUSTOMERS. I’m surprised he doesn’t have a thread on him yet. Any who, if you need a chuckle check him out. Grade-A Internet Tough Guy material.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

Spax3. The sonic youtuber who had MolderYiffie take down videos criticizing him, and threatened to sue people using his content.
Said his mom's a lawyer, yet his bathroom looks like she works a 9-5, and gets underpaid. He has fixed up his act, but he was a big tough guy.

The bathroom in question: