Your KF username - You're stuck with it

[Gar For Archer]

I… don’t actually like the Fate franchise, and figured this name would be very hard to google without heavily contaminated results.

Archer is still pretty cool though.

 

[Haffhart]

I explained in a similar thread once how mine comes from C.S. Lewis. He used it to describe the magnitude of space and how horrible it is without God... or something like that. It's been a few years since I've read "Perelandra."

 

[Merried Senior Comic]

Officer Merried Senior Comic fell in the line of Duty protecting C-ville Mall from the tism of a clown-shirted, autistic, girlfriend-free gorilla.

I honor him by using his name.

 

[JamusActimus]

I stole it from someone on a forum then modified it slightly.
At the time people used to namecall people by calling then Jean+[Something] and JeanActimel was funny af to me.
My username pretty much means this:
Jean (French Name) +Actimel (french yogurt).
Then I used variations just like Jojos

A random russian is using my username as his steam account so karma I guess

 

[Dialtone]

I was listening to Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode and I also connect to KF via a 56k modem.

Please don't call my house, then I won't be able to shitpost

 

[RandyAcolyte]

Randy Random is one of the storytellers in the Rimworld video game. Despite the fact there's no lore about what the storytellers actually are in game, the chaotic way he drives the game makes game fans describe him as more or less a god of chaos. Seems like someone who would enjoy this forum.

 

[Unattended Baby]

I wanted to pick a tame but still sort of edgy username. You really shouldn't neglect your babies and leave them unattended. They could die of SIDs, crawl into a garbage can full of heroine needles or plot to kill the babysitter.

In other words, my username is a vague dead baby joke.

 

[cowboytakeshi]

i was listening to john marston's theme when making an account and thought of a friend who does a japanese accent impression where they say "takeshi" in a whispery old man voice

 

[Cum Elemental]

I wanted something stupid and puerile, but not edgy or super offensive. This is one of the only websites left where you could call yourself "FagEnabler: Ruth Bader Ginsburg" or whatever and nobody would get mad or really give a shit. I wanted to capitalize on that.

If wizards were real i think they would be turbo autismos. The kinds of people you read about on here who know every opcode in hexidecimal for the 8086 microprocessor, but are incapable of grooming themselves functioning in regular society. If such people existed and knew that it was possible to animate inanimate matter there would absolutely be a percentage of them who are sick fucks and would try it out on human excreta or bodily fluids.

Like -imagine you have this meeting of the local wizard council. Fire Wizard has his flame elemental, Air Wizard has his cloud elemental etc. These majestic, arcane creatures that are the manifestation of a lifetime of difficult study. Then there's this one troglodyte, this complete degenerate, who made his servant out of his own cum just because he could. That idea is extremely funny to me.

 

[RACISM]

I wanted to spread the good word.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I was on a University Challenge kick. I always feel like I'm learning a lot while watching the show, but then I wait a few years and watch a season/episode again, and I'll basically only get the questions I got right the first time again. I'll even remember going like "hey, I should remember Pericles, Prince of Tyre (the one play I always forget)", but then forget it next time I watch it. Although some things stick...like I'm fairly good at figuring out composers of opera and/or classical music, despite not really liking or listening to either. Plus Jeremy Paxman is a pimp extraordinaire and had great chemistry with Joe Wilkinson on bake off.

And it'd be useless to google this name.

 

[Arianne Chan]

Arianne Chan is an OC created by the troll group Doomposting, a group dedicated to mocking the mexican lolcow Doomentio, is currently used as its mascot

 

[Nottafed]

Because I totally have to tell you.

 

[Scooter Kid]

its a coaler name, but its my coaler name

 

[Bone Santa]

I'm Santa made out of bone desu.

 

[ReasonablyRetarded]

Because I sometimes act retarded but I'm pretty reasonable.

 

[AbyssGazer]

I just wanted a short name for reasons I can't remember. But now it feels a little boring, thinking of changing it.

 

[Muttley]

I like the dog that goes hehehe in wacky races

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I'm something that allegedly does not exist, but would be really really big if I did.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Looked around me for something to call myself when signing up, and I had a bottle of Monkey Shoulder whiskey next to me and yeah