Your KF username - You're stuck with it

[Unexpected Genitals]

It was a Yaniv thing. The phrase "unexpected genitals" came up on a thread, someone said it would make a good username, so I nyoinked it.

 

[zyclonPD]

I think when I joined somebody already had the correct spelling of Zyklon so I misspelled it and added PD on the end. That person then changed their name. There's no going back now. I've built up too much of a solid reputation of saying nigger with this username. It'd take me a year of posting nigger multiple times a day to catch up with a new name to reassert my reputation again.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Carlos Danger being an actual alias by a US politician always made me laugh and since KF is about laughing at other faggots just like Anthony Weiner, I figured it was a decent enough name.

 

[Rupin]

I picked this username because that’s what the parents who run the YouTube channel featuring my avatar call their fans.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

I really like the Butthole Surfers and they have a song about a character named John W. Smoke Jr.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

Pearl Jam

 

[William Tyndale]

He’s a great author and a great man and I’m advertising for him.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I saw @BIG BILL HELL'S and @Car Won't Crank and it gave me an idea. Plus I liked making fun of Elon a decade ago, before it was cool.

 

[Mortin Shart]

Because it was funnier than anything Martin Short has done in his entire fucking life.

 

[RabbieBurns]

Great poet, a good Scotsman and a top shagger. I'm only two of those things.

 

[The Cunting Death]

History of my names:


Fat Fuck Frank: A name of a character from John Waters movie, A Dirty Shame.

Senor Cardgage Mortgage: A side character from Homestar Runner.

Frank D'arbo: Lead Character from James Gunns' movie, Super.

The Cunting Death: Name of a movie from a segment of the movie Chillerama.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

i originally was called "Swagsire" but have renamed myself to Ronnie McNutt because funny shotgun haha

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

mmmm b00biez

 

[Titty Figurine]

I had gone down a rabbit hole of weird niche fetishes and discovered the weebs who love to jizz on anime statues. The idea that there's an entire community of dudes who spend all of their coom time recreating that scene from Grandma's Boy tickles me and so I became a plastic bukakke reference.

The Nazi waifu and avatar came from the secret santa though, not related.

 

[Sprate Header]

I lurked for a year, thought the reputation the site had didn't exactly match with what was actually being posted, so I chose the reverse of Hate Spreader.

 

[cassowary lover]

I just love cassowaries man what more do you want from me?

 

[General Tug Boat]

My username is the life blood of the lolcow. With out it, we would have plentiful Ayran stock.

 

[Pandy Fackler]

Ween - Pandy Fackler

From "White Pepper"

www.youtube.com

 

[KKonger]

An English demonym for Hong Kong is Hongkongers. I think that that's adorable.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm only two of those things.

There's no such thing as a "good" Scotsman so that one's easy