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Your KF username - You're stuck with it
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When I got a limited edition Monkey movie statue of the same name from a hobby shop and couldnt think of a better username at the time. Still haven't come up with anything significantly better and at this point it's far too late to change it without it feeling weird.
I use to get called this in real life and still sometimes do.
Why and what made you pick your current username?
WILL WORK FOR KR0M3R!!!
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Why and what made you pick your current username?
salmon jerky is a food that exists and i like it
Sploopity Sploosh.
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Zelos Wilder is one of the best written JRPG characters and I'll fucking die on this hill.
Kill count: 6,000,000
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I happen to really like this particular dinosaur at the moment
Senator of the land of Kiwifarmsia
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I always feel a little low because of clinical depression, so I felt like "Fireless" was nice as a bit of a personal touch, while also having enough self respect to not name myself after an anime character.
It's hip to be square!
Deceased
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Named after the god known as ross53545.
🐀❓
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I like astronomy and astrology.
Please be patient, I have awootism
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Spent 8 hours on kiwifarms again.
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I'm forever trapped in the basement but also thought it'd be a silly username after being called one for causing players in game to rage quit
This is exactly what the nerds want
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It's my favorite character from Big Lebowski
I saw it wasn't taken so I went for it.
No real reason to be honest
Locked and Loaded
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Liked TNG back in the day, had started watching it again on Amazon Prime, and most importantly it was a username I hadn't used anywhere else.
I enjoy crocheting and knitting, and receiving compliments on my work gives me a phenomenal ego boost.
Also Doom Patrol is a very good show and April Bowlby is fantastic in the role.
Generic GIF avatar.
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I thought that combining a random word with "-ette" would be funny for some reason.
Fumo: 37 | Thoroughbred Collection: 2
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I wish I added a space
Edit: got it changed woohoo!
Last edited: Nov 3, 2021