Your Last Meal

Niachu

Niachu

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During my odd prison documentary kick, there was a surprisingly interesting segment on meal requests for death row inmates that leads me to ask this question: what would your last meal request be? No restrictions on what you can order, alcohol included, the only stipulation being that it will be your last (and it must be food).

I'd order a meal from my favorite pizza place.

  • Small pizza smothered with mozzarella and topped with spinach
  • Hot wings with ranch dip
  • Cheese bread
  • French fries sprinkled with feta cheese
  • Orange soda
  • An Oreo shake for dessert that doesn't skimp on the Oreo

Looking at the list of meal requests, looks like pizza is a pretty common deal. What about you guys?
 
I was about to merge this thread until I read it, and it sounds pretty neat.

Niachu said:
  • Small pizza smothered with mozzarella and topped with spinach
  • Hot wings with ranch dip
  • Cheese bread
  • French fries sprinkled with feta cheese
  • Orange soda
  • An Oreo shake for dessert that doesn't skimp on the Oreo
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Without the orange soda (an old vice of mine that I successfully gave up on), this is pretty much me, but I'm sure there's other stuff I'd want. Since I'm about to die and my health won't matter:

  • Two sandwiches from McDonald's
  • Stuffed mushrooms
  • Stuffed shrimp
  • Stuffed fish (any kind)
  • Stuffed jalapeños
  • Cream cheese wontons
  • Stuffed meatballs

As you can see, I'm fulfilling everyone's desires that I, "get stuffed," as my crime was probably really awful and ruined a ton of lives if I'm on death row. That and I mean come on, who doesn't love stuffed foods?
 
One ribeye steak, medium rare
Two enchiladas with green peppers
One plentiful serving of steak fries
One mint chocolate chip milkshake
Two dark lagers
One bottle of Captain Morgan with a 2 liter bottle of Coke
One Cuban cigar

EDIT: Oh, and a sliced mango.
 
* Roast beef
* Roast potatoes
* Bacon
* Grilled chicken burger
* Chocolate pudding
*.A whole case of Pepsi
* A bottle of vinegar (I like the smell)
 
Hmmm lemme think.
Maybe a mix of my favorite foods, and junk foods that I eat occasionally.

I would want,
- A small bowl of Raddish Kimchi
- A small bowl of Korean spiced, Tofu
- A medium sized plate of Sushi (Salmon, Tuna, and Eel roll, my favorites) with soy sauce and white sauce
- A small bowl of some curry and rice, with chicken (that my mom made, cuz she makes that)

(I'd take a 5 minute brake)

- A small bowl of the home made Chili my father makes.
-A burger king Whopper with cheese, and maybe a couple onion rings, and ketchup.

-To drink with my meal, I would drink some hard cider (Angry orchard or Wood chucks, one of those two)
and for dessert I would want a
-Cherry hostess fruit Pie and,
- a large Mcdonalds Chocolate Shake.

See I tried to do my portions in a way that I could realistically eat everything in a couple hours, and not leave anything left over. Also imagine how nasty it would be after I am executed and my bowels let loose! lol :briefs: :briefs: :briefs: :briefs: :briefs:
 
Lobster dinner with all the fixings (corn on the cob, pulled butter, coleslaw, fresh baked roll). An entire key lime pie. A two liter of Dr Pepper and a six pack of beer. And to top it all off, a bottle of real French champagne, not sparkling wine from wherever.
 
For an appetizer:

Fresh cherries
Salmon maki rolls
Steak tartare

For the main course:
A lobster roll
Roasted duck with a red wine reduction

And for dessert:
Cake with fresh raspberries and vanilla bean cream
A good strong cup of black tea with milk

And then finish it all with:
A fancy cocktail with some kind of floral liquor in it (St. Germaine, creme de violet, etc)

A meal from a fancy molecular gastronomy place like Alinea or El Bulli would also do. I have expensive taste! :heart-full:
 
Not to sound mushy but I picked a dish my mother makes and a dish my dad makes, because I'm thinking, if its gonna be my last day, it would be good to think about them one last time. Of course in reality there is a zero percent chance that I would become a death row inmate anyway. Actually also I'd like to add my Whopper would be a 2 patty one because fuck it, its not like I'll care about watching my figure, in Hell.
 
The Warden, cooked in scampi sauce and served with a white wine.
 
Chris.
He'd keep me eating for a long time, delaying the death, and the cholesterol will kill me before I get executed.
Plus, it means CHRIS IS DEAD. AUGH YEAH
 
Tough call, but if I had to choose...

- Three Bacon Cheeseburgers with everything on it, and preferably from somewhere that's not McDonald's or Burger King.
- A plate of both, chicken wings (20) and ribs (half-rack), with a side of rice and a kaiser roll.
- A small chicken salad with fresh ingredients.
- A turkey club sub, with lettuce, tomato, bacon, pickles and onions.
- And for desert, a giant bowl of ice cream, topped with bananas, chocolate sauce, miniature marshmallows, whipped cream and nuts.

I'd also ask for a chocolate milkshake to drink for the burgers and clear soda for the rest of the meal.
 
Niachu said:
Looking at the list of meal requests, looks like pizza is a pretty common deal. What about you guys?
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Most of the time it's because inmates have been on death row for upwards of 15 years, and fast food like pizza and hamburgers are tastes of freedom to them.

As for me I'd like a milkshake and a tuna sandwich with olives, something that calls back to happier times.

And if possible this song playing on repeat for however long til the end.

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Appetizer
Tofu and pork bites in soy sauce and diced onions (called tokwa't baboy in my country)
California Maki

Main course
Seafood and Veggie Tempura
Mashed potatoes
Plain rice
Burger steak (with the patties cooked on the George Foreman Grill) with mushrooms
Sauteed water spinach in oyster sauce (adobong kangkong)

Dessert
Black Forest cake
Leche flan

Drinks
Bottled, distilled drinking water
 
My mom's grilled cheese.
Pot Pie from this awesome place in Wisconsin.
KFC mashed potatoes and a biscuit.
Portillo's pasta with red sauce.
My grandmother's apple cobbler with apples picked fresh from the orchard.

And real chocolate milk, none of this Nesquick crap.

Some guy on the list requested to watch Lord of the Rings, so I'd like to watch 17 Moments of Spring before, if possible.
 
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