Your Last Meal

  • A cheese-stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut with bacon pepperoni and olives
  • A Big Mac with no lettuce because I'm not a vegan pussy
  • Bowl of cherries because they good
  • A cherry coke
  • A root beer also because I can't decide
  • A whole fucking thing of chocolate cheese cake for dessert.
I realize that being a member of kiwifarms, the most lethal tranny-stalking autistic-kicking site in all the nine realms, that me getting the needle is a very real possibility. My plan is to make myself so fucking fat that the poison in the needle won't be able to penetrate my severely clogged arteries, no noose or headbloclk will be able to contain my ham-sized head, and the electric chair will short circuit trying to fry all my blubber.
 
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