Your Last Meal

[Apocalypso]

4x4 from In-N-Out

 

[Gordon Cole]

A platter of the rarest food in the world. While they're out getting it, I'll use the time to break out of prison. The only downside is that I wouldn't be able to eat the rarest food in the world.

But as a serious answer: Spicy fried chicken, filet mignon, pad thai, scotch, a really good baked ziti, pork burritos, buffalo wings and a chocolate cake.

 

[Piss Clam]

I know that it is a question where they are in a prison about to be put to death, but I would just ask for a half gallon of whiskey.

We are pretty fucked up in the US about this. Spending all this time trying to find a prisoners vein to inject them.

Just give them a straw and a big pile of Fentanyl.

Why does this have to be so hard and stupid.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I know that it is a question where they are in a prison about to be put to death, but I would just ask for a half gallon of whiskey.

We are pretty fucked up in the US about this. Spending all this time trying to find a prisoners vein to inject them.

Just give them a straw and a big pile of Fentanyl.

Why does this have to be so hard and stupid.

Ask the guy who requested a single kidney bean. No wait they're dead.

 

[Piss Clam]

You know I was thinking about this and the whole last meal thing, then I remembered that Japan tells you on the day of your execution that you are going to die. They give you a meal, but it's like...times up homie today is the day. You don't get that long drawn out process.

 

[gumboman]

cheese filled potatoes jackets roasted in oven, chicken liver fry, pork curry with rice and 8 cans of Carlsberg strong

 

[swiv]

For me, a heaping plate of succulent chicken tendies with blue cheese dipping sauce and Mountain Dew Voltage to drink.

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

A rare steak, a twice-baked potato with lots of butter and salt, half a pound of Brown's chicken livers, a pack of Popeye's biscuits, a bottle of Diet Coke, and a chocolate malt. I'd be too full to move, but hell, I'd go out happy.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Bleach.

Because fuck you I die on my own terms

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

It would never be approved in a prison setting, but let's skip the usual "death row" scenario with the limitations on price and no alcohol rule. If you knew you were about to have you last meal before you die? You'd break the bank. You'd have the best meal you could imagine.
Thus, I present my perfect "last meal".

In order:
Aperitif/Cigar:
-Woodford Reserve or Angels Envy (either will do) Old Fashioned with a cherry, orange wedge, and extra angostura bitters.
-Romeo y Julieta 1875 Bully.
Appetizers:
-Charcuterie plate. Mini toasts, olive tapenade, Roquefort cheese, herbed goat cheese, Baba Ganoush, hummus
-Coquilles St. Jacques
Salad:
-Caesar salad (dressing made fresh, none of that bottled shit, and real croutons)
Main course:
-Beef Wellington with horseradish, side of garlic rosemary mashed potatoes (with the cream and butter whipped in, I ain't counting calories) and grilled asparagus.
-Château Léoville-Las Cases
Dessert:
-Flourless Chocolate Torte
Digestif:
-Corpse Reviver #2
After dinner drink/cigar:
-An entire bottle of Craggenmore 21 year Single Malt Scotch
-Cuban Cohiba Esplendido

If you're gonna die, go for broke, be drunk off your ass, and eat well, folks.
Sláinte.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

remember that time the moon pie twitter account was talking to the wendys twitter account and wendys made that moon pie baconator? yeah i'd go with that

 

[ForeverGeneric]

Shotgun shell for mouthwash.

 

[c-no]

A plate of chicken and pork barbecue on a skewer with a side of rice. The drink would either be a can of Dr. Pepper and a bottle of decent whiskey or bourbon.

Edit: Since some people listed more three things, I may as well up the count.

-A giant slice of pizza with ham, sausage, and shrooms
-A bowl of pho with extra rice noodles and meat with some hoison sauce
-A plate of curly fries and onion rings
-A stack of blueberry crepes with blueberry syrup and butter
-To finish with a dessert, a plate of baklava and halva

 

[AnOminous]

I would demand a plate of world peace and justice and love for all mankind.

 

[Benine Bovine]

A bullet

 

[Israel]

Spaghetti Bolognese, Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Onion Sauce, French Fries, Double Quarterpounder with Extra Cheese, Pickles, Bread, Butter, a Spaghetti Omlete, 3 Banana Juice Boxes and 5 kg of Olives.

PS.: How could I forget:
Crispy Fried Chicken and a sugary Cappuccino.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Probably human, not like I'm going to have any regrets after I'm dead.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Prime New York Strip steak, medium rare.

Grilled Asparagus wrapped in bacon.

A plate of TGI Fridays potato skins, loaded with sour cream.

Mushrooms sauteed in garlic and butter.

An ice cold Pacifico with a lime wedge

A big chunk of tiramisu

A handful of watermelon and green apple Jolly Ranchers

And a box of chocolate laxatives because if these jerks are gonna kill me then I want someone to suffer for it.

 

[ZeCommissar]

The wifes pussy of the judge who sentenced me to death to begin with.

 

[GreyGhost]

I would have my favorite dish, Fried fish with rice and alot of hot sauce on it.