Your personal experience with spergs and 'tismals

[Dreamatorium]

So I'm sure most of us have known our share of mentally ill or otherwise emotionally damaged people in life. I'm grateful for these experiences for the most part because they've shaped me intellectually and have given me a broader insight into the human mind.

What are your experiences with spergs? I'll start. I have a friend - we'll call him Mark - who comes over every now and then. He's very corpulent, about 250 lbs of pure jiggle and wears a batman tank top almost everywhere. Smells of AXE and ASS. Wears a fedora. This is a picture of him. https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 9497_o.jpg

I hang out with him, admittedly, out of guilt. I'm very lucky to not have the kinds of social disabilities he has. I live a normal life whereas he isn't very independent. I want to be the friend he could have in droves if he wasn't autistic.

Anyway, I was at the movies with him and I was trying to chat up this really cute potential heartsweet (she was working there). My plan was to take her out for coffee on her break. While I'm talking to her, Mark (who was standing behind me at the time) blurts out "HE WANTS TO TAKE YOU ON A DATE!" Fuck, I wanted to punch him.

This guy has also masturbated in my bathroom with my laptop on multiple occasions while I slept on the couch. He guilted me into spending $30 on a stupid, useless studded belt from Spencer's and a batman belt buckle to go with it for him. He said he'll pay me back, I know he probably will not.

But yeah, this guy has really been trying my patience and it's got me thinking, what encounters of the autistic kind have you had?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

>>his guy has also masturbated in my bathroom with my laptop on multiple occasions while I slept on the couch,<<

OH.

 

[Dreamatorium]

>>his guy has also masturbated in my bathroom with my laptop on multiple occasions while I slept on the couch,<<

OH.

I am not fucking kidding. Here's the worst part, I had to fumigate my bathroom because it smelled so fucking bad afterwards.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I know a guy with autism, although I've never met him in person. I'm friends with him on Facebook.

The most obnoxious things he's wanted me to do was to help get him unbanned from online forums for sperging and message people who blocked him. Of course I didn't help him. Although he's been through a lot of therapy I don't think he knows how to socialize properly, he comes off a bit forced. Other than that he's OK. I haven't talked to him in a month or two, though.

 

[The Hunter]

He's not autistic, but someone I know from the trailer park right next to my neighborhood came over to my house and used my laptop to jerk off in my room while I was waiting for another friend. Turns out he has no internet at home...

 

[LM 697]

He's not autistic, but someone I know from the trailer park right next to my neighborhood came over to my house and used my laptop to jerk off in my room while I was waiting for another friend. Turns out he has no internet at home...

Jorge?

 

[The Hunter]

He's not autistic, but someone I know from the trailer park right next to my neighborhood came over to my house and used my laptop to jerk off in my room while I was waiting for another friend. Turns out he has no internet at home...

Jorge?

No, Jorge lives down the street from me. This guy was from the trailer park.

 

[Dreamatorium]

He's not autistic, but someone I know from the trailer park right next to my neighborhood came over to my house and used my laptop to jerk off in my room while I was waiting for another friend. Turns out he has no internet at home...

That's scarily similar to my situation. What did you do? How did you handle it? I..I don't know how to deal with that shit.

 

[The Hunter]

He's not autistic, but someone I know from the trailer park right next to my neighborhood came over to my house and used my laptop to jerk off in my room while I was waiting for another friend. Turns out he has no internet at home...

That's scarily similar to my situation. What did you do? How did you handle it? I..I don't know how to deal with that shit.

I told him to either fuck off or buy me chicken wings. He did the latter. Haven't seen him since 2010.

 

[Bgheff]

Goddam autism /tread

 

[Niachu]

A guy named Chris who had autism asked me to be his girlfriend several times. We weren't friends and we never shared more than a handful of conversations. He took rejection pretty well though.

 

[LM 697]

A guy named Chris who had autism asked me to be his girlfriend several times. We weren't friends and we never shared more than a handful of conversations. He took rejection pretty well though.

Oh yeah, didn't you post about him before? That was funny.

 

[The Dude]

A guy named Chris who had autism asked me to be his girlfriend several times. We weren't friends and we never shared more than a handful of conversations. He took rejection pretty well though.

So obviously not the Chris we all know and love.

So my experience with someone with da 'tisms was a girl I supervised when I worked for Hollywood Video. This was just after I got married.

I was basically the only supervisor who could get her to stay on task and I found out it was because she had a major crush on me. She would always ask me out and refused to accept that I was happily married. She thought I was faking it. I reminded her several times that my wife came into the store all the time and that she had met my wife.

She started making me dinner and bringing it to me, even on days that she didn't work with me. Finally I told her that she was being inappropriate and that I was her supervisor and if she didn't stop I would have Greg, our boss, fire her for sexual harassment. Then my wife told her that if she didn't back off that she would gouge her eyes out.

 

[spaps]

There's an autistic guy in my school. He's in the same grade as me, and he's sometimes in the same classes as me. He's not actually that bad. He's a pretty likable guy. Unfortunately, last year, whenever we had to choose partners, we usually got put together because I'm almost never picked by anyone else. It got a little annoying after the first three or something times.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I was basically the only supervisor who could get her to stay on task and I found out it was because she had a major crush on me. She would always ask me out and refused to accept that I was happily married. She thought I was faking it. I reminded her several times that my wife came into the store all the time and that she had met my wife.

She started making me dinner and bringing it to me, even on days that she didn't work with me. Finally I told her that she was being inappropriate and that I was her supervisor and if she didn't stop I would have Greg, our boss, fire her for sexual harassment. Then my wife told her that if she didn't back off that she would gouge her eyes out.

So, did she quit after you and your wife talked to her?

I admit, a few months ago, I was a little too friendly to one of my old teachers who I hadn't seen in 15 years. I bought him a book and painted him something after visiting him a few times. I just needed someone to talk to during this horrible time in my life right now.

 

[The Dude]

I was basically the only supervisor who could get her to stay on task and I found out it was because she had a major crush on me. She would always ask me out and refused to accept that I was happily married. She thought I was faking it. I reminded her several times that my wife came into the store all the time and that she had met my wife.

She started making me dinner and bringing it to me, even on days that she didn't work with me. Finally I told her that she was being inappropriate and that I was her supervisor and if she didn't stop I would have Greg, our boss, fire her for sexual harassment. Then my wife told her that if she didn't back off that she would gouge her eyes out.

So, did she quit after you and your wife talked to her?

I admit, a few months ago, I was a little too friendly to one of my old teachers who I hadn't seen in 15 years. I bought him a book and painted him something after visiting him a few times. I just needed someone to talk to during this horrible time in my life right now.

She wound up backing off, but it was clear she still wanted to pursue me. I don't know what it is about weird chicks trying to go out with me. All the girls who have asked me out have been weirdies in some way. All the normal chicks I've dated I was the one who did the pursuing.

 

[The Hunter]

There's an autistic guy in my school. He's in the same grade as me, and he's sometimes in the same classes as me. He's not actually that bad. He's a pretty likable guy. Unfortunately, last year, whenever we had to choose partners, we usually got put together because I'm almost never picked by anyone else. It got a little annoying after the first three or something times.

lol, nerd. I remember in physics, my usual partners were some gangsta girl, an anime fangirl who was in a few abusive relationships, a spiritual French Canadian who would use his free time to meditate, and a guy who was just plain normal. Really smart guy, though. Those guys made science a lot of fun for me. In pre-cal, I'd get picked for projects by a good number of people because I was "that smart guy who's not as smart as those two other guys." (and totally not because I was a cynical ass who would try to correct everyone when I noticed they were doing something wrong)

Good memories about high school aside, there were two autistic guys that my brother hated the hell out of (for pretty good reasons, but not good enough to threaten one of those poor kids with a knife). One of them was in his grade level, and was silent, definitely not a rain man. He'd fritter away his time at the library by himself playing flash games on Newgrounds while the kids around him would be freaking out about overdue papers, and my friends and I would be reading books, like what the library was intended for (even if all they read was anime while I would spring for the fiction section). He'd wear the same jacket every day, and he had the teeth thing. You know what I'm talking about, the fucking thing where no matter what, their mouth was always open and you could see their upper gums and teeth. In the class he shared with my brother, a computer class, he'd waste all his time playing games and earning B's on his work, while my brother would... actually do the same thing or just fuck with other people's computers, and he'd earn D's on the work in that class. Overall, though, he wasn't THAT bad, but he didn't seem like the kind of company I wanted to keep. I'd glance at him every now and then because I knew my brother had some sort of beef with him, and he'd just put his head down and keep walking.

The other guy, however, was two years younger than my brother, and at first, seemed kind of alright... okay, not really. I knew him since middle school. Back then, he said it was stupid that the school didn't have a Star Fox club. I overheard this in the lunch line, it was totally hilarious. He said that the school would do better with a Star Fox club and that they needed one because Star Fox is the best, and he wanted a place to draw Star Fox and play Star Fox, and meet other Star Fox fans and you get the point. Thirty minutes of that crap too because I showed up late to lunch that day. I didn't exactly want the sock the guy because I kind of like the SNES game, but holy fuck was it getting on my nerves. Like, who the fuck cares that much about Star Fox? That's when I realized the power of autism, and my life was forever changed. Anyways, fast forward to 2011, and he's in my high school, and he's made friends with one of my friends who has some pretty weird interests but has a big heart. I find out that he's not such a bad guy. That he's getting better in writing and is working on an entire book. I think to myself, "wow, he either must have a pretty great imagination or a lot of devotion. I'm impressed." However, what I forgot at this point was that he was still autistic. And all the stuff he was writing in his book? I hate to look back and say it, but it was garbage. All of it falsified or assumed. Pretty racist as well. The book is a non-fiction work. In it, he details how the civil war was fought in Chicago, and the blacks won, which outraged the whites, thus creating segregation in 1920. He said he learned it from his grandfather. All of it. Nobody wanted to let him down, but we told him to tone it down with the racist stuff (and I won't go into detail, but he had some pretty disappointing things to say about African-Americans). He said it was his book and he could do what he wanted with it, and if we didn't like his opinion, it didn't matter to him because he'd still write the book. There went my sympathy. What I found out next tossed any remainder of it out the window. As it turns out, he liked to grope girls in his class and pull the autism card to get away with it. He also said it was cute and spontaneous (by the way, this guy looked and sounded like a young Newman/Craig from Malcolm in the Middle). Well, my friend was at lunch with his girlfriend, my brother, and two other friends. Here comes this fucking kid, and he sees my friend and his girlfriend. He sees the titty, and puts his hands up in front of my friend's girlfriend. My brother fucking grabbed him, pulled a boxcutter on him, and said, "listen you little punk, you're not gonna pull that shit with my fucking best friend's girl, and you're not gonna pull that shit with anyone else ever again. And you're sure as shit never coming back to this table, or so help me, I will fucking cut you. Don't go thinking you being fucking stupid will get you out of this." He closed it and put it back in his pocket. There were no security officers around, and they sit at a table that nobody pays attention to, so nobody but the people sitting at the table saw what happened. The kid didn't tattle to any of the teachers, but word eventually got out to my friends, and they just kind of backed off from me because they thought I'd pull that with them.

So yeah, I've met some very good autistic kids who honestly deserve to be treated better than the way they are, but then... fuck, I don't know sometimes.

 

[Bgheff]

So some tard tried to fondle a girl, and your brother pulled a boxcutter on him? Granted the kid was a creepy sperg, but that sounds kind of crazy. It sucks people backed off from you because of that, although it was your brothers fault. An event like that would make people uneasy for sure.

 

[The Hunter]

So some tard tried to fondle a girl, and your brother pulled a boxcutter on him? That sounds kind of crazy. It sucks people backed off from you because of that, although it was your brothers fault. An event like that would make people uneasy for sure.

Yeah, my brother's a crazy guy. There's a reason I talk so much shit about him most of the time.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

There was a girl in my major at my college who seems like she would be the kind who would write a book like that. Dumbass girl had a NOBAMA sticker on her fucking laptop.

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So there was this guy I met on Craigslist the last few months I was in college, he said he had a special fetish he wanted to try. I was like whatever and I sent him an email. Turns out we had a lot in common, he did a lot with the Shakespeare center across the street from my college, and we had a lot of the same interests. He was also legally blind but that didn't bother me at all. He was a virgin, and he was really shy with chicks, like when I sat with him the first time we were together he shook a lot, and when we went to bed later on that night (we didn't fuck [never did] we just did other things). His fetish was to be kicked in the balls, again that didn't bug me at all.

What DID bug me was how naive he was about things. I think he has aspergers. All his friends were from the Shakespeare Center so they were all in their late 20s+, as was I at the time. He didn't want to go places with me when he knew that his Shakespeare friends would be around -- because he was afraid they'd ask him, or think that he was dating or sleeping with someone. We're in our 20s, nobody cares about that! We did go to one play afterparty once, and he just stayed on the couch and shook the whole time, I'm serious. His female friends were like "what's wrong?" although I think they knew it was because I was there.

He was also a major league cheapskate. While he had his own house (it was his parents, they paid it off and moved to another city) and he got a tugboat due to his blindness, he would always eat expired food (!!) because he didn't want to waste it. His house was also a mess because he didn't want to throw stuff away. He put on a play at this teahouse in town and requested his friend (who owned the place) heat him up a can of lima beans he brought with him. That made me die of embarrassment a little.

Ok, what really made me not want to do sex things with him ever again was about 2 years after I moved back home, one of my college friends who was also friends with him told me that he was really bitter over the Shakespeare center not allowing him to help out at the kids camp anymore. They sat him town and told him that some of the kids said he was creepy. He has a terrible sense of humor and says really dark stuff that's not funny. When my friend told me that I was like "GAME OVER. NO MORE SEX STUFF."

He also is a little like Chris when it comes to his alma mater, William & Mary. While he goes to the young alumni weekends every year like most young alumni, he stays around days after to just hang around campus, visits me (I always claim I'm on the rag when he asks me to go back to his motel room) and go to club meetings that he once belonged to. That bothered the shit out of me, he graduated in 2006? 2007? Nobody remembers him!