Your personal experience with spergs and 'tismals

She sounds fun. I worked with a woman once named Sandy who had paint in her hair for like 3 weeks. She didn't wash a whole lot. She also got out of work one day by saying she shit herself so she could leave. Or maybe she really did. Either way, we were glad to see her leave.
 
Except there actually is no proof that Autism is even real. Think about it, how recent was the "disease" even named? Furthermore, were it really a disease there would be some way to prevent it. But there is not any evidence of either a disease or a cure. There is nothing but lazy fucks who refuse to even learn to speak and would rather rock back and forth all day like some sort of monkey.
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Wait, I can't tell if sarcasm or not.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
CompyRex said:
Crazy Pacer said:
I want to take this time to state that I do not believe your Liberal "Science" regarding Autism being something that is out of its sufferer's control. Autism has no basis in either the Bible or Science, and I can only conclude that individuals choose to be Autistic because of some mania or lack of morality.
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Exactly! I've been saying autism is a lifestyle choice forever. :ween:
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Except there actually is no proof that Autism is even real. Think about it, how recent was the "disease" even named? Furthermore, were it really a disease there would be some way to prevent it. But there is not any evidence of either a disease or a cure. There is nothing but lazy fucks who refuse to even learn to speak and would rather rock back and forth all day like some sort of monkey.

Also, Autism has only gained any sort of notice after Obama drastically loosened the requirements for a tugboat - coincidence?
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Very true. It's just a way for depraved deviants to be special.
 
I mentioned dumbass Sandra a few pages up. You know that ep of PowerPuff girls where MoJo JoJo had to do community service by teaching english in community college, and everybody in Townsville began talking in long, descriptive sentences?

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Sandra Talked like that every day.
 
I've met a lot of autistic people:
1. Creepy bug-eyed guy always talking about people dying and movies, or both.
2. Bipolar guy, total bro. Don't see him much now, though. I used to play Brawl at his house a few years ago.
3. Guy obsessed with Boy Scouts and Christianity. I talked to the (normal) guy he was roommates with him, and he apparantly was flopping around on his bed and yelling and shit.
4. Jim: Guy obsessed with movies, Jim Carrey, and Batman. He always makes crappy stuff out of paper and blabbers about it. He's also quite loud, and yells "HEADACHE, HEADACHE, HEADACHE" while pouding against his head with his palms. And whenever he gets in trouble, he moans stuff like "but I'm autistic...". I've got plenty more stories of this bastard if anyone wants to hear 'em.
 
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Back in 8th grade, after lunch was served to everyone, you could get 2nds of hot lunch. Not everyone would get it though. If they called your table up, you could get extra food. Certain days, Jim would go apeshit about this food (usually pizza). He would raise his hand and frantically wave it like a madman while muttering "comeoncomeon". If he didn't get food, he would bang his head against the table and start moaning.

Now, after this, he would either swindle out of trouble, or one of the assistant principals would make him work with other ill-behaved kids to clean up tables. He usually wouldn't do anything, just walk around threatening to kill himself to get out of cleaning tables. He would carry on how "THIS IS CHILD LABOR" and shit.

There was a time when he got in trouble for running/speed walking to get in the line for Meatball Subs. He rushed to get near the front of the line, but a teacher told him to get in the back of the (super long) line for running. He stomps back there saying "SHE'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS". Then, I heard muttering back there, and one of the most horrifying screams known to man. I think they had ran out of subs or something.

Now, whenever lunch is over, you could go to the courtyard, or to the library. There were computers in the library, so I'd go on them to read articles and whatnot. Jim would always go to a computer near a wall and turn it so it was almost directly facing the wall, then use it. It always looked like he was trying to watch porn. A teacher came over and made him turn his screen so she could see it. And what was it? Just flash games. He says he does it so people can't look over his shoulder. Whatever man.

I still have some more.
 
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Surtur said:
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K.

Back in 8th grade, after lunch was served to everyone, you could get 2nds of hot lunch. Not everyone would get it though. If they called your table up, you could get extra food. Certain days, Christian would go apeshit about this food (usually pizza). He would raise his hand and frantically wave it like a madman while muttering "comeoncomeon". If he didn't get food, he would bang his head against the table and start moaning.

Now, after this, he would either swindle out of trouble, or one of the assistant principals would make him work with other ill-behaved kids to clean up tables. He usually wouldn't do anything, just walk around threatening to kill himself to get out of cleaning tables. He would carry on how "THIS IS CHILD LABOR" and shit.

There was a time when he got in trouble for running/speed walking to get in the line for Meatball Subs. He rushed to get near the front of the line, but a teacher told him to get in the back of the (super long) line for running. He stomps back there saying "SHE'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS". Then, I heard muttering back there, and one of the most horrifying screams known to man. I think they had ran out of subs or something.

Now, whenever lunch is over, you could go to the courtyard, or to the library. There were computers in the library, so I'd go on them to read articles and whatnot. Christian would always go to a computer near a wall and turn it so it was almost directly facing the wall, then use it. It always looked like he was trying to watch porn. A teacher came over and made him turn his screen so she could see it. And what was it? Just flash games. He says he does it so people can't look over his shoulder. Whatever man.

I still have some more.
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Did he usually scream?
 
CrabCMDO said:
Back in 8th grade, after lunch was served to everyone, you could get 2nds of hot lunch. Not everyone would get it though. If they called your table up, you could get extra food. Certain days, Christian would go apeshit about this food (usually pizza). He would raise his hand and frantically wave it like a madman while muttering "comeoncomeon". If he didn't get food, he would bang his head against the table and start moaning.

Now, after this, he would either swindle out of trouble, or one of the assistant principals would make him work with other ill-behaved kids to clean up tables. He usually wouldn't do anything, just walk around threatening to kill himself to get out of cleaning tables. He would carry on how "THIS IS CHILD LABOR" and shit.

There was a time when he got in trouble for running/speed walking to get in the line for Meatball Subs. He rushed to get near the front of the line, but a teacher told him to get in the back of the (super long) line for running. He stomps back there saying "SHE'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS". Then, I heard muttering back there, and one of the most horrifying screams known to man. I think they had ran out of subs or something.

Now, whenever lunch is over, you could go to the courtyard, or to the library. There were computers in the library, so I'd go on them to read articles and whatnot. Christian would always go to a computer near a wall and turn it so it was almost directly facing the wall, then use it. It always looked like he was trying to watch porn. A teacher came over and made him turn his screen so she could see it. And what was it? Just flash games. He says he does it so people can't look over his shoulder. Whatever man.

I still have some more.
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I always hated bratty kids like that. I didn't think they were autistic, just that they were brats. When I was in school, I'd always try to get to lunch as early as possible, but that's because I just love being prompt and on time for every little thing, if not a little too early. I said something about some autistic kid with those weird teeth and a jacket in high school that would always cut in line. If you tried cutting him off, he'd make a noise and get behind you. He wouldn't hit you or anything, so I guess people took that as a sign of respect and let him cut through the line. Although I'd really rush to get to lunch in senior year when I didn't have my own cash because I'd leave after lunch and wanted to get my food as soon as possible (didn't help that I was on the ass end of the school while the cafeteria was immediately in the front). Aside from being prompt and having to leave, I don't see what the big deal about getting lunch first is.

That's another thing I don't get, when people threaten to kill themselves over incredibly minor shit. I've threatened to do it before, but that was out of hatred for myself, not because I didn't get extra pizza or whatever it is Christian did. This thread taught me a lesson. Whatever I do, do NOT name my son Christian.

...holy shit. Again, on some days, I was in a rush to get to lunch, but if you're late, you're late, and you either sit it out or try to get in line. I have never seen anyone scream over missing lunch, autistic or not.

Do tell, you've piqued my interest.
 
The Hunter said:
Do tell, you've piqued my interest.
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Haha, I'm running outta stuff.

This Christian guy wears the same raincoat every day. He never washes it. He also attempts to talk to girls like CWC. He stalks them in a way, is creepy, and literally mentioned the word "coitus" to one of them. WTF?

Also, he supposedly leaves one class every day to use the bathroom, for quite a while. What does he do there? I don't wanna guess.

He also apparantly has piss stains on his shirts.

And here's my last little story:
Apparently, on the last week of 8th Grade, the teachers finally caught on to him with his "autism card" and such. One morning, he apparently demanded to use a computer, the teacher said no, he begged and begged, he started yelling or something, and the teacher banned him from computers for the rest of the year (two weeks). He supposedly started trying to get really violent.
 
I've had two experiences with people who I knew were autistic (or at least had some sort of screw loose)

One was annoying, this kid who was somewhat of my friend during high school. The kid wasn't too bad, whenever someone touched him without him knowing it, he'd flip the fuck out and scream at the top of his lungs and cover his ears. He also wore like the same three shirts every day. (Luckily, he washed them when he wasn't wearing them) The kid also loved drawing his own comic books with made-up superheroes, but the artwork was mediocre at best and he couldn't improve. (Like he would actually try to improve, but it was marginal at best) Nice kid otherwise, but would get annoying by constantly talking about superheros and would take action figures to school (never took them out in class though)

My second experience with someone who's autistic is much better. I only know him online, but he seems to be normal (according to him, his only "quirks" are problems with eye contact and sometimes needs to be told instructions twice to understand). Also he's my boyfriend.
 
In my college English class there was a ginger kid that was somewhat short and very overweight. He wore a t-shirt all the time with three wolves howling at the moon printed on it. He went to a sing and dance for Jesus church, was a furry, and was super into the story of the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Like, he obsessed over Narnia shit. Basically he ruined the class by being that guy and asked all sorts of stupid fucking questions all the time. He would laugh at obscenely inappropriate moments and seemed completely oblivious to how aggravating he was.

Just reminded myself of a girl from that class, too. I ended up developing a fancy for her. Turns out she was a Suicide Girl and had a serious issue with her brain that caused daily seizure episodes. Doctors thought it was brain cancer at the time. I wonder if she's still alive.
 
They keep the severely autistic in separate special schools in the UK, but the mildly autistic and aspies are usually mainstreamed. I knew of a few. One, I'll call A, was my friend. He was really lazy and overweight, but he was a right laugh. He didn't do much work, instead he sat at the back of the classroom and played Pokémon emulators on his laptop. I sat next to him in Year 12 English and we mostly discussed the videya. Still talk to him on Facebook, he's a good bloke. Another, B, was really tall and really obnoxious. He kept claiming to be a soldier, and in the RAF, and all that, even though we knew he wasn't. He bullied me for a while, but he stopped doing that and we became, not exactly friends, but you know, we talked to each other fine. I dunno what he's up to now, I don't have him on Facebook. The last, C, was really socially awkward, with these huge, heavy, shadowed eyes. He was obsessed with computers and claimed to be a master hacker, showing us his leet hacking skills, which was just running scripts he found on the internet. Of course, he was little more than a script kiddie, and we called him that, which really pissed him off. Of course, our form tutor, an ICT teacher who was very deadpan and 'on the level' with the students agreed with us and occasionally joined in calling him a skiddie. It was fine though, since C was close to all the ICT teachers. He wasn't that bad, just really weird.
There was one more but I don't want to talk about him.
 
My father has Asperger syndrome. I think my brother may have a touch of it too. We didn't know until I was almost through college, and my mother was reading something about it and thought "hey, wait a minute..." After a visit to a specialist he confirmed the diagnosis. Most of it manifested as things like inability to go with the flow if plans went awry or something and minor obsessions with things like war games, bagpipes, and paganism. Never anything severe enough I felt like he didn't love me or anything, just things like freakouts if we got lost driving somewhere.

Sadly, I feel like he's taken his diagnosis as justification to no longer try to cope at the level he once did. He's started doing things like the rocking, which I never remember him doing before.

I work in pharmaceutical research and the sciences are fairly notorious for attracting people on the spectrum, but maybe because it's industry and not academia I really couldn't pin almost anybody I work with as having it. The closest is a guy who tries to make out with almost every girl who works there at our christmas party. It always has a big dance floor and he'll start dancing with a girl which really, everybody dances with everybody else a little, but if they let him dance for a little while he tries to lean in for a kiss, and pretty much always gets shut down.
 
After reading through this thread, I think I was probably spergy back in Highschool like some of these guys. I do remember some people worse than me though.

Back in Middle School, there was this kid in our gym class that I'll call Johnny. You could easily tell he wasn't there at all. His mouth would hang open and drool came out, he screamed frequently, constantly supervised, and was always hunched over when walking. I found out later he was mentally retarded, I felt really bad for the poor kid. To this day I still want to know why they put him in a mainstream gym class and no other special needs kid. The only reason I mention him now is because he did scare the shit out of me.

Outside of school I attended an art class that our neighbor held once every two weeks. It was here I met this older girl that I'll call A. She and I got along really well and she was the one that introduced me to anime in the first place. Unfortunately, she was very awkward, more than I was actually. For example, when I'm out somewhere and I return home, I find out that she called 20 times in that timeframe, I was only out for 30 minutes at most! One time we went to go see a movie, she went to the bathroom, so her mom and I waited outside. When she came out, she had put a line of toilet paper down the back of her pants and pretended it was a tail. It caused a bit of commotion and I felt really embarrased. Turns out, she had severe Autism and her mother was homeschooling her for the most part. After Middleschool I slowly broke contact with her.

There was also this incident at High School. I was running a bit late for my next class so I took a shortcut through the special-ed hallway. Right as I'm halfway through, I see these two guys run out of the classroom in front of me one after the other. The second kid tackled the first one and started beating the shit out of him. I turned around and ran away when a teacher intervened.

Finally, I mentioned this in the Aboo thread over in Lolcow, but I'll mention it here too. My friend, was the most annoying sperg I've ever seen. She had an obbsession with anime and Vocaloid. During our Senior year she demanded that we call her Miku from then on, although I never did. She wanted to be an actress and she loved to draw anime, but she couldn't take critique worth shit. If you even say that something was wrong in her work, she would just glare and ignore you. It didn't help that she shoved her sketches into your face at every given opportunity. To make things even worse she constantly tried to talk in the cutesy anime girl voice, you know, that high-pitched one? She would also overexaggerate her emotions, also just like in anime. This pissed me off alot mostly because I already have difficutly reading normal expressions. She was also very controlling; she had to be the best at her hobbies in the group. Want to show your drawings to your friends, she'll get visibly upset if it's better than hers. Get that role in the school play, she'll glare at you and maybe talk behind your back saying that she should have that role and not you. She also harrassed another girl because she was friends with her oldest friend, L. L finally broke up their friendship after some shitstorm, I don't really know what happened. L had been Miku's friend since Elementary School and dealt with her bullshit for years. Fast foreward a year after the breakup, and Miku's still pissed over it.
 
There was this guy in my freshman year of high school who was pretty weird and awkward, probably had Asperger's. I had a couple classes with him. He was black, but also, oddly enough, a goth. He was probably gay as well; he had a girly-sounding voice and showed some feminine mannerisms.

I don't remember a whole lot about him. But he may have been obsessed with Pokemon because he liked to say the names of certain Pokemon, especially Pikachu, in the middle of class. And there was this one time he was caught by a teacher in the hallway because he was doing cartwheels out there when he was supposed to be in my history class. Pretty sure our teacher gave him detention.

I'm not sure what happened to him after 9th grade because he was gone the following year. I dunno, but it seemed to me and other students that he had quite a few problems, not just an autism spectrum disorder.
 
My brother is autistic. He's like 20 and is obsessed with the 1960s like it's better than this age in every single fucking aspect. He also beat me a lot and has always been an asshole to me. He now has this huge beard which looks like the pubic hair grew on the wrong part of his body...

I hate him. I absolutely do.
 
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My brother is autistic. He's like 20 and is obsessed with the 1960s like it's better than this age in every single fucking aspect.
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I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO THINK BACK IN THE DAY IS BETTER THAN TODAY. Sorry for the caps, but I run into it a lot online, especially among people I know on flickr who collect old packaging and electronics. Every once in a while, I get a slight hint that they really wish it was the 50s/60s again, and wished for the days where women and minorities didn't have rights. Like, most of them bitched when Obama was reelected.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
SlowInTheMinds said:
My brother is autistic. He's like 20 and is obsessed with the 1960s like it's better than this age in every single fucking aspect.
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I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO THINK BACK IN THE DAY IS BETTER THAN TODAY. Sorry for the caps, but I run into it a lot online, especially among people I know on flickr who collect old packaging and electronics. Every once in a while, I get a slight hint that they really wish it was the 50s/60s again, and wished for the days where women and minorities didn't have rights. Like, most of them bitched when Obama was reelected.
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