Your weirdest relationships

Mozzarella Dicks said:
When I was mourning my first breakup, I found out about and started using Omegle.

I just wanted to have conversations with random people on there, but most people who filled out shared interest tags seemed to only be there for cybersex.

Spoilered for size.
One random person I talked to about my various problems, including my poor communication skills (trying to explain my :autism: in a polite and roundabout way), but she was totally enthralled by the eloquence of my writing. She was interested enough in me to exchange emails so we could talk more later.

The character she showed me, claiming it was her fursona, was the waifu of Sage Freehaven (do we have a thread on that lolcow? Even other furries make fun of him), Sage's sister Sechs Fuckheaven. I drew her fan art of this character anyway and spitballed ideas on how to make it more unique to her - she settled on having the tail of a cat and all-blue headfur instead of brown with blue highlights.

She was from Japan and never shared her full name with me, only being known as Aiko. I tried to keep my distance, emotionally, because I was still hurting from my previous relationship and because she was not a Christian. She seemed really self-conscious about things like if my family would be okay with me dating an Asian and stuff.

I never called her my girlfriend, but I was definitely in love with her. She was frustratingly hard to get to know on a personal level in part because of the timezone difference and in part because of the partial language barrier - I knew English only, and she could read/write English better than most other English speakers I knew but never quite seemed good enough at it.

It turned out that she said such nice things about my writing skills because she wanted me to write up erotic fanfiction for her to read. Bondage, torture, and rape fanfiction. I consider it a mark of shame that I went as far as I did with giving her some (never going to the point of writing the rape scenes she wanted, but still giving her bondage and torture). She either didn't get or didn't care that I was uncomfortable with writing these things.

As months went on, she started sounding desperate - parents cutting off her computer and cellphone usage so she'd only be able to contact me from an Internet cafe, dad losing his job, etc. She might have been subtly trying to get me to offer her money but if she was I was too :autism: to notice.

One day we were on Messenger after a week or two apart.
Me: What's on your mind?
Her: Not much

And that was the last I ever heard from her. For a couple months I sent her an email every day hoping she'd come back. Then, eventually, I moved on.

And this is one of the best treatments I've ever received from a woman I was in love with.
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I don't want to shatter your perception of reality (yet) but that person was neither Japanese nor female.
 
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A woman who was 10 years older than me whose last ex killed himself because she broke up with him, and a girl who regularly went to raves, and said our celestial personalities were beneficial to each other so I should keep her around the first day I talked to her, and occasionally did cocaine.

Raver girl at least taught me that even if you would never seriously consider a girl as a partner and don't admire or associate with their lifestyle choices, if a person is fun to be around and to talk to why not regularly go out and have fun with them.
 
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Met and dated the son of my next door neighbor. he lived about an hour drive away, so we talked and texted every night. He had HUGE drinking problem, but since I did too it didn't matter at the time. We got into a huge fight because he wanted to be Pegged, but I had a personal thing about it and didn't want to. He finally got me to do it, and lemme tell you ladies and gents something I learned. it is really hard to respect a dude who has you hate fuck him in the ass, especially when he cries afterwards and calls you Daddy. Broke up with him later on, and a week later he laid down in front of a train down the street from his dad's house. The position he had laid down in caused his head to sever, and it was found later in some rosebushes. Sad, tho. He was extremely talented, but just was so damaged that it made suicide the only option for him. Not even the drinking helped him forget.
 
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Sex is overrated, it lasts for like 15 minutes and then you're stuck with some bitch for the rest of the night, or your life if you're a complete cuck. I haven't personally had sex but you know, it's like masturbating except better. And masturbating is pretty nice. But it's like a 15 minute activity. Meanwhile I can spend an entire day shitposting on 4chan or playing some game or whatever.
 
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Todesfurcht said:
I'm gonna power-level a bit LOT so bear with me... [also feels trip]

My weirdest relationship would be one of my most recent ones (this last February), we had over a 15 year age difference. (You can already imagine the complications)

It was all long-distance and this person had been my friend for nearly a year before we actually decided to start the relationship. I remember it clear as day, it was the week before Valentine's day. For months I was crushing on this person, trying to fester up the courage to tell them how I felt. They were the greatest friend I ever had and I couldn't help but fall deeply in love with them. They emotionally supported me and had my back on everything. They told me to continue my hobby in art, they told me to create a YouTube channel, they convinced me that the future is nothing to be afraid of, so long as I kept a positive outlook. They understood the root of my panic attacks and guided me closer to safety.

When I conveyed my love to them, they were slightly confused at first. It was expected of them. But it didn't take long for them to return the words, it was so beautiful coming out of their mouth. Their eyes sparkled every time we spoke on Skype, they were able to make me laugh when we played games together, they gave me a reason to get up in the morning. I wasn't scared with them. I felt every ounce of invincibility that a human being could.

Unfortunately, as expected, with an age gap like ours it didn't last. We ended up fighting quite a bit. They didn't understand the giddyness that came with my love for them, and I didn't understand their uptightness about how I felt. A lot of the time it seemed they wanted it to be a private thing, as if it was anything to be ashamed of.
Time and time again I brought up the concept of meeting them, only for it to be shut down with the fact that they had stuff to do. Adult stuff. I had just turned eighteen at the time, I didn't understand it.
Our relationship eventually began to suffer. We had passive aggressive arguments and we'd sometimes distance ourselves. It didn't take long for an argument big enough to tear it apart to come along.

My mornings went from a beautiful ocean view, to the anxious thoughts of "will they talk to me today?" "are we going to fight?" "will they block me?"
It was then that I realized it had run its course. Our relationship was a detour in their long life of failures, whereas it was a wake-up call for me.

If I could go back and change anything about it, I'd choose to stay friends with them. I sacrificed our friendship just so I could tell them I loved them...and in the end it wasn't worth it. I miss them very much.

TLDR:
I dated someone 15+ years older than me, it was weird.
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Lol, I'm married to someone almost 20 years older then me. You just suck at relationships.
 
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Dated a guy that towered over me (I'm 5'4 and the dude was, like, 6'5) and was a Tae Kwon Do champion. He liked to lift me at random times and shouted ramdom words out of nowhere. I was a little weirded out at the beggining, but thought "ok, he's a little weird, who's isn't?"
But then he started to eat the most vile shit, I'm talking about raw meat slushies and raw eggs with jam. He said it was because of his 'mad gainz.' I slowly came to the realization that he wasn't really 100% here mentally and emotionally, and backed the fuck off.
It lasted about five weeks and he was australian.
 
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Todesfurcht said:
Age differences matter less as you get older.
Also I never said it doesn't work...
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I was just trying to bug you, but seriously i dont think age matters. It's your attitude. I was 18 when I met him, we were friends for years before dating, and I was the persue-er. I'm sorry your relationship didn't work out, you two probably weren't on the same wave length.
 
a_name_but_backwards said:
I was just trying to bug you, but seriously i dont think age matters. It's your attitude. I was 18 when I met him, we were friends for years before dating, and I was the persue-er. I'm sorry your relationship didn't work out, you two probably weren't on the same wave length.
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Plus it wasn't a real relationship, it was a Skype friend he was making cow-eyes at
 
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DrainRedRain said:
Dated a guy that towered over me (I'm 5'4 and the dude was, like, 6'5) and was a Tae Kwon Do champion. He liked to lift me at random times and shouted ramdom words out of nowhere. I was a little weirded out at the beggining, but thought "ok, he's a little weird, who's isn't?"
But then he started to eat the most vile shit, I'm talking about raw meat slushies and raw eggs with jam. He said it was because of his 'mad gainz.' I slowly came to the realization that he wasn't really 100% here mentally and emotionally, and backed the fuck off.
It lasted about five weeks and he was australian.
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Was he called Max?
 
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polonium said:
Madison is a chick name
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Yeah, this fact was on the list of reasons I broke up with him.

But you'll be surprised at how many guys are named Madison:
As a masculine given name, Madison can be found within the top 1,000 names for boys in the United States up until about 1952. Madison returned to the top 1,000 ranked boy's names in 1987, remaining there through 1999, and it also was the 858th-most-common boys' name in 2004, but it remains uncommon as a boy's given name. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_(name))

I said dude was weird.
 
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Todesfurcht said:
Age differences matter less as you get older.
Also I never said it doesn't work...
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Yeah, but the generation gap is still there. I'm 39, the wife is 26. I'll drop small jokes and references in conversation and she looks at me, asks what it is, and I'll feel like I'm 80. The last one was "Who's Mr. T?"
 
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TiggerNits said:
Yeah, but the generation gap is still there. I'm 39, the wife is 26. I'll drop small jokes and references in conversation and she looks at me, asks what it is, and I'll feel like I'm 80. The last one was "Who's Mr. T?"
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Yeah a friend of mine (female) around my age, mid 30s, is marrying a guy about 10 years younger and the references and little in-jokes he doesn't get are astonishing.
Plus mid-20s guys are dumb as all getout
 
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Girls who show any interest in me at all have been consistently either 18 or 21 when we meet. Meanwhile I've been 19-29 throughout that span of time. I've never been the younger one.
 
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