You're Always Pretty

[CatParty]

the thing that really grinds my gears about q-sand is that it's not something that happens normally. How often does one have a quarter of a sandwich sitting around? Usually when I or others make a sandwich, we eat it in one sitting. The only leftover sandwich I would have is from Subway and I eat half of it since it's so big and I save the other half for later that day. These McD's hamburgers are not that big and an average adult can easily eat several in one sitting (if they're hungry enough) and I can't imagine that a cold (or lukewarm) q-sand would be appealing. Hell, if it really was only a quarter of a hamburger, Barb could have easily finished it in the car or outside instead of giving that restaurant owner/manager a hard time. How often does she carry around a q-sand?

who doesn't leave home without a q-sand?

 

[Zim]

the thing that really grinds my gears about q-sand is that it's not something that happens normally. How often does one have a quarter of a sandwich sitting around? Usually when I or others make a sandwich, we eat it in one sitting. The only leftover sandwich I would have is from Subway and I eat half of it since it's so big and I save the other half for later that day. These McD's hamburgers are not that big and an average adult can easily eat several in one sitting (if they're hungry enough) and I can't imagine that a cold (or lukewarm) q-sand would be appealing. Hell, if it really was only a quarter of a hamburger, Barb could have easily finished it in the car or outside instead of giving that restaurant owner/manager a hard time. How often does she carry around a q-sand?

who doesn't leave home without a q-sand?

I never go anywhere without a q-sand. It's for when you want more then a half q-sand but don't feel like dedicating yourself to a t-sand (third sand).

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I never go anywhere without a q-sand. It's for when you want more then a half q-sand but don't feel like dedicating yourself to a t-sand (third sand).

E-sand.

 

[Marvin]

the thing that really grinds my gears about q-sand is that it's not something that happens normally. How often does one have a quarter of a sandwich sitting around? Usually when I or others make a sandwich, we eat it in one sitting. The only leftover sandwich I would have is from Subway and I eat half of it since it's so big and I save the other half for later that day. These McD's hamburgers are not that big and an average adult can easily eat several in one sitting (if they're hungry enough) and I can't imagine that a cold (or lukewarm) q-sand would be appealing. Hell, if it really was only a quarter of a hamburger, Barb could have easily finished it in the car or outside instead of giving that restaurant owner/manager a hard time. How often does she carry around a q-sand?

Well, the size is really what got me. A fucking quarter of a chicken sandwich from mcdonalds? That's like a bite or two, tops. I don't remember if Alec and I were talking about this last night or if someone said it in here, but maybe Barb is slowly nibbling at the sandwich to stretch it out?

I don't know, who can probe the mind of a Weston?

 

[CatParty]

the thing that really grinds my gears about q-sand is that it's not something that happens normally. How often does one have a quarter of a sandwich sitting around? Usually when I or others make a sandwich, we eat it in one sitting. The only leftover sandwich I would have is from Subway and I eat half of it since it's so big and I save the other half for later that day. These McD's hamburgers are not that big and an average adult can easily eat several in one sitting (if they're hungry enough) and I can't imagine that a cold (or lukewarm) q-sand would be appealing. Hell, if it really was only a quarter of a hamburger, Barb could have easily finished it in the car or outside instead of giving that restaurant owner/manager a hard time. How often does she carry around a q-sand?

Well, the size is really what got me. A fucking quarter of a chicken sandwich from mcdonalds? That's like a bite or two, tops. I don't remember if Alec and I were talking about this last night or if someone said it in here, but maybe Barb is slowly nibbling at the sandwich to stretch it out?

I don't know, who can probe the mind of a Weston?

whats pretty funny as well is that generally the mcchicken sandwich is a dollar menu item. and if you are thinking of cost, a quarter of the sandwich is worth a quarter.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

the thing that really grinds my gears about q-sand is that it's not something that happens normally. How often does one have a quarter of a sandwich sitting around? Usually when I or others make a sandwich, we eat it in one sitting. The only leftover sandwich I would have is from Subway and I eat half of it since it's so big and I save the other half for later that day. These McD's hamburgers are not that big and an average adult can easily eat several in one sitting (if they're hungry enough) and I can't imagine that a cold (or lukewarm) q-sand would be appealing. Hell, if it really was only a quarter of a hamburger, Barb could have easily finished it in the car or outside instead of giving that restaurant owner/manager a hard time. How often does she carry around a q-sand?

Well, the size is really what got me. A fucking quarter of a chicken sandwich from mcdonalds? That's like a bite or two, tops. I don't remember if Alec and I were talking about this last night or if someone said it in here, but maybe Barb is slowly nibbling at the sandwich to stretch it out?

I don't know, who can probe the mind of a Weston?

whats pretty funny as well is that generally the mcchicken sandwich is a dollar menu item. and if you are thinking of cost, a quarter of the sandwich is worth a quarter.

Maybe Barb tries to use half-eaten food as currency?

 

[pickleniggo]

whats pretty funny as well is that generally the mcchicken sandwich is a dollar menu item. and if you are thinking of cost, a quarter of the sandwich is worth a quarter.

Maybe Barb tries to use half-eaten food as currency?

C-quarters...q-sands....
IS IT POSSIBLE THEY MEAN THE SAME THING?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Nah, I think they try to do a little WHEELIN' AND DEALIN' at McD's. "Just give me a q-sand, here's 25 cents. There's no sign that says you won't divide sandwiches!!!"

 

[Himawari]

C-quarters...q-sands....
IS IT POSSIBLE THEY MEAN THE SAME THING?

Not entirely on topic, but something that has always bugged me about C-quarters and W-quarters... did it never occur to Chris that quarters are called such because they are literally a quarter of a dollar, and that the word doesn't really work as a catch-all term for coin currency?!

 

[Marvin]

C-quarters...q-sands....
IS IT POSSIBLE THEY MEAN THE SAME THING?

Not entirely on topic, but something that has always bugged me about C-quarters and W-quarters... did it never occur to Chris that quarters are called such because they are literally a quarter of a dollar, and that the word doesn't really work as a catch-all term for coin currency?!

No.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Not entirely on topic, but something that has always bugged me about C-quarters and W-quarters... did it never occur to Chris that quarters are called such because they are literally a quarter of a dollar, and that the word doesn't really work as a catch-all term for coin currency?!

Indeed! Hmmmmmm! The quarter, the illustrious metal coin from the bank, is like doing a 360 to the dollar. Or, a 120. Whichever one means half.

 

[Anon]

An important thing to note is Tears for Fears' Head Over Heels playing. Foreshadowing cuddling?

 

[Coldgrip]

Nah, I think they try to do a little WHEELIN' AND DEALIN' at McD's. "Just give me a q-sand, here's 25 cents. There's no sign that says you won't divide sandwiches!!!"

You know, I can honestly see Chris and Barb trying to pull something like that.

 

[JimReynolds]

Not entirely on topic, but something that has always bugged me about C-quarters and W-quarters... did it never occur to Chris that quarters are called such because they are literally a quarter of a dollar, and that the word doesn't really work as a catch-all term for coin currency?!

Indeed! Hmmmmmm! The quarter, the illustrious metal coin from the bank, is like doing a 360 to the dollar. Or, a 120. Whichever one means half.

"I am honor roll!"

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

So, wait, though, what was Barb's response supposed to be? Was Chris expecting her to somehow be impressed with his random babblings?

 

[Hyperion]

Chris was just being a gentleman to his date. I hope she put out.

 

[Descent]

What gets me about that video is how much Barb and Chris look alike. I know that children look like their parents, but God DAMN I have never seen a manchild look so much like a mutated clone of his mother. It'd make a good Twilight Zone episode.

 

[applecat]

What gets me about that video is how much Barb and Chris look alike. I know that children look like their parents, but God DAMN I have never seen a manchild look so much like a mutated clone of his mother. It'd make a good Twilight Zone episode.

Perhaps Barb actually reproduces through budding?

 

[Sonichoo]

Compare the above video to this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6IvA7WUmg

The second video IS quite a bit creepier, but you'll see the similarities.

Thanks Thetan, I am now terrified.

It doesn't surprise me that Chris's attempts at conversation are so awkward, but that Barb's responses are so strange as well. At one point she says 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun' after Chris calls her pretty...complete non-sequitur.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Compare the above video to this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6IvA7WUmg

The second video IS quite a bit creepier, but you'll see the similarities.

Thanks Thetan, I am now terrified.

It doesn't surprise me that Chris's attempts at conversation are so awkward, but that Barb's responses are so strange as well. At one point she says 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun' after Chris calls her pretty...complete non-sequitur.

Someone speculated on the cwcki talk page that Chris may of been wearing a shirt with that saying on it.

Enjoy yr food.