You're Always Pretty

[UltraSonichu]

I don't seriously think that he is like this with Barb normally... more than likely he was playing up to the camera a little, showing how nice he is to his mother and how well he treats her, probably as a way of advertising himself to da ladiez. "See how nice I am to Mom, one day this will be you" That's what the 'you're always pretty' is probably about. I seriously doubt he's like that the rest of the time. And, since his ideal lady is a mommy replacement, the whole thing makes creepy, weird, disturbing sense.

 

[Thetan]

Compare the above video to this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6IvA7WUmg

The second video IS quite a bit creepier, but you'll see the similarities.

Thanks Thetan, I am now terrified.

It doesn't surprise me that Chris's attempts at conversation are so awkward, but that Barb's responses are so strange as well. At one point she says 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun' after Chris calls her pretty...complete non-sequitur.

If you think the video is bad, then you definitely DON'T want to see the 'Get Off Before I Go Off' fan art. Just sayin'.......

 

[xlk]

Compare the above video to this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6IvA7WUmg

The second video IS quite a bit creepier, but you'll see the similarities.

Thanks Thetan, I am now terrified.

It doesn't surprise me that Chris's attempts at conversation are so awkward, but that Barb's responses are so strange as well. At one point she says 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun' after Chris calls her pretty...complete non-sequitur.

I honestly believe this person craps his pants.

 

[Marvin]

I don't seriously think that he is like this with Barb normally... more than likely he was playing up to the camera a little, showing how nice he is to his mother and how well he treats her, probably as a way of advertising himself to da ladiez. "See how nice I am to Mom, one day this will be you" That's what the 'you're always pretty' is probably about. I seriously doubt he's like that the rest of the time. And, since his ideal lady is a mommy replacement, the whole thing makes creepy, weird, disturbing sense.

Eh... well, the whole point of the video was for him to show his independence from her. I don't know if he's like this with her 100% of the time, but he's creepy with her a lot.

 

[Thetan]

I don't seriously think that he is like this with Barb normally... more than likely he was playing up to the camera a little, showing how nice he is to his mother and how well he treats her, probably as a way of advertising himself to da ladiez. "See how nice I am to Mom, one day this will be you" That's what the 'you're always pretty' is probably about. I seriously doubt he's like that the rest of the time. And, since his ideal lady is a mommy replacement, the whole thing makes creepy, weird, disturbing sense.

Eh... well, the whole point of the video was for him to show his independence from her. I don't know if he's like this with her 100% of the time, but he's creepy with her a lot.

The fact that Chris, a grown man of 31, is still snuggling with 'mommy' is a clear indicator of underlying psychological problems. Barb is mainly to blame here. Being autistic, Chris was more psychologically vulnerable as a child and Barb should have taken the time to set sensible boundaries and start discouraging inappropriate intimacy once Chris reached a certain age. It is obvious that Chris confused his love for his mother with his developing sexual feelings when he was growing up. It's obvious that he's still VERY confused.

 

[Sonichoo]

Compare the above video to this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6IvA7WUmg

The second video IS quite a bit creepier, but you'll see the similarities.

Thanks Thetan, I am now terrified.

It doesn't surprise me that Chris's attempts at conversation are so awkward, but that Barb's responses are so strange as well. At one point she says 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun' after Chris calls her pretty...complete non-sequitur.

I honestly believe this person craps his pants.

Just for you dearie

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Eh... well, the whole point of the video was for him to show his independence from her.

The whole point was to show his independence? I always assumed it was like "this is what I get up to with my mother". Oh man, that just adds a whole new layer of funny to the video.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Eh... well, the whole point of the video was for him to show his independence from her.

The whole point was to show his independence? I always assumed it was like "this is what I get up to with my mother". Oh man, that just adds a whole new layer of funny to the video.

In a nutshell:

(Translated from CWCese) "I'm a free bird and I do my own thing! No one tells me what to do!"
"Shut up."
"Yes, mommy."

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

C-quarters...q-sands....
IS IT POSSIBLE THEY MEAN THE SAME THING?

Not entirely on topic, but something that has always bugged me about C-quarters and W-quarters... did it never occur to Chris that quarters are called such because they are literally a quarter of a dollar, and that the word doesn't really work as a catch-all term for coin currency?!

In fairness, the same is true for lots of currencies. A pound is no longer worth 1 lb of silver; nor is a peso. A Polish zloty is not made of gold (zlote), etc.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

But a quarter is still one-fourth of a dollar, even though that dollar is no longer backed by a gold standard or whatever. The name of the coin makes no reference to what it is, was, or might ever be made out of. One-fourth is always one-fourth and that hasn't changed.

 

[Silvana]

Didn't you know? C- and W-quarters are made of Cwcium - a free bitch metal also known to be the major component of fail.

Well, that or CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC...

 

[Zim]

Well, C and W-Quarters are backed by the Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic standard. Just like the gold standard, it allows the citizens of Cwcville a safe and secure form of currency.

 

[Silvana]

Didn't Chris try using his homemade cards while playing Pokeman at the Game Place? If so, I wouldn't be surprised to find he's tried paying for stuff with handmade C- and W-quarters - what would you not give to see that?

"They are TRUE! And HONEST!"

 

[drmccoy]

Didn't Chris try using his homemade cards while playing Pokeman at the Game Place? If so, I wouldn't be surprised to find he's tried paying for stuff with handmade C- and W-quarters - what would you not give to see that?

"They are TRUE! And HONEST!"

Nah, he showed them off but supposedly never used them. I would, however, would have paid to see some 10 year old kids reaction to the "Virgin with Rage" card.

 

[MysticMisty]

Didn't Chris try using his homemade cards while playing Pokeman at the Game Place? If so, I wouldn't be surprised to find he's tried paying for stuff with handmade C- and W-quarters - what would you not give to see that?

"They are TRUE! And HONEST!"

Nah, he showed them off but supposedly never used them. I would, however, would have paid to see some 10 year old kids reaction to the "Virgin with Rage" card.

I think he actually did try to use his fake cards at Toys R Us and was banned from playing Pokemon cards there. I bet his favorite fake card was the one that allowed him to basically insta-win if he decided his opponent liked Harry Potter more than Pokemon.

 

[CatParty]

Didn't Chris try using his homemade cards while playing Pokeman at the Game Place? If so, I wouldn't be surprised to find he's tried paying for stuff with handmade C- and W-quarters - what would you not give to see that?

"They are TRUE! And HONEST!"

Nah, he showed them off but supposedly never used them. I would, however, would have paid to see some 10 year old kids reaction to the "Virgin with Rage" card.

I think he actually did try to use his fake cards at Toys R Us and was banned from playing Pokemon cards there. I bet his favorite fake card was the one that allowed him to basically insta-win if he decided his opponent liked Harry Potter more than Pokemon.

and yet now he is getting into pagan magic.

 

[Fibonacci]

and yet now he is getting into pagan magic.

I can't wait to see the Virgin With Rage tarot card.

 

[___]

What a great conversationalist Chris is.

"mmyeah...mmyeah....hmmm...hmmyeah"

Chris conversation in gif form: