You're a highly intelligent extraterrestrial lifeform traveling the vast and unseen corners of the universe when you see something out of the ordinary. It's some sort of capsule and in it, there's what appears to be a message in a plaque.
This is what's shown to you, do you decipher it? And if you do, what are your thoughts?
If I am highly intelligent, I guess it depends on a number of factors if I even bother to decipher it.
I've been around, so I might already be aware of humans, in which case I don't care.
I am might not care because it's so much below me. Most people don't spend so much time looking at ants arts and crafts.
If there is potential value, I'll decipher it.
Now we come to the problem with this larp. I am not highly intelligent myself. This look like living forms, and there is a bunch of shapes and lines which seems to mean something and correlate with each other.
I would give it to my team and take all the credit for the discovery if any, blame them if they fail.
That thing on the left is bloody obscure. The only way you'd figure it out is if you assume ahead of time that it is to be read in conjunction with the diagram on the bottom left, but instead it passes through the biopeds, making it seem like it's in some way connected to them - maybe something to do with their molecular composition (spoiler it isn't). These nerds need to learn some better formatting.
It will take hundreds of thousands of years for that plaque to even reach a minimal distance. By that time it will make an awesome plate for some alien.
Raising their hand creates some kind of energy star, they must be destroyed if you see them raise their hand as such for it is a sign that they are charging their laser blast.
Raising their hand creates some kind of energy star, they must be destroyed if you see them raise their hand as such for it is a sign that they are charging their laser blast.
All of those intersecting lines on the left are a zoomed in image of the butthole of the woman on the right, in which you may place your alien anal probe; the man will be your guide.