You're going to die and you can have any one thing - I guess this is sorta like Make-A-Wish Foundation

[J A N D E K]

To answer seriously, from the depths of my soul, I’d only want one thing. To have this little fella back at my side again. Miss you so much buddy. RIP Bu.

 

[Leadlight_]

A dozen traps.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Life after death. I wish to be a spooky spirit after I die, inhabiting a computer or some shit that allows me to continue shitposting for eternity.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

To be fucked by a bunch of hot dudes. Preferrably to death, and not before I die.

 

[Al Gulud]

I'd make an enormous monument of my dick that everyone in the U.S.A has to visit at least once a year. It has been a long dream of mine.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Spoiler: Question

Can I wish to switch places with someone who's already dead? As in they get revived and live out the years I had left. Is that allowed?
( I'd switch places with Edd Gould, so that he could finish his series as he intended to, leaving no space for Tomska to butcher it, additionally have him to live a peaceful life.)

If not, I'd wish to be buried in Mars.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

To be remembered for a bunch of good shit I probably didn't really do, like inventing a cure for all cancer, or a clean, effective, efficient power source. And to have people forget a lot of the shit I probably did do.

Basically, give the Abraham Lincoln treatment post-mortem.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

A blowjob from Irina Shayk and/or a scooie of Hahn Super Dry. Don't really care which, I'll flip a coin if I have to.

 

[MemeGray]

I'd like a 4 hour Quake 2 money match against DSP, Wings of redemption and LTG.

Mics will be on permanently and we'll all have shock pads attatched to the backs of our hands, if you don't get a kill in aminute you get shocked, if you rage you get shocked, if you call bullshit and it wasn't, shocked.

Best of all i'd livestream it for everyone.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Bondage sex with Katy Perry.

 

[gachacunt]

A great amount of wealth. Not in the zone of a billion dollars, but enough to where my family can live comfortably for the rest of their lives and not attract unsavory people.

What's the point of wishing for myself when I won't be able to cherish it for the rest of my life? I'd rather give it to those that truly deserve it.

 

[Cilleystring]

I'd wish to be black as fuck, like purple black

 

[eldri]

The love of my life

 

[Duncan Construction]

A day where everything goes right and I get to do exactly what makes me happy, a good day, ice-cube style

 

[Hail Nyarlathotep]

< I would turn into this bastard and have fun for the remaining time I'd be, alive.

 

[AF 802]

Whatever they give the death row inmates to kill them.

I want the sweet release of death right now.

 

[Canned Bread]

A shit ton of meth.

 

[KelpieSelkie]

I'd wish for a person I really admire both intellectually and physically to hang out with me for a day. Ideally he'd also fuck me, but I wouldn't feel too great about guilt tripping someone into sex just because I'm dying.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

I would want knowledge of the supernatural. How souls, the afterlife and other things all work. Even if I was going to die really soon, I'd still like to know the truth.

 

[MadDamon]

My family's memories of me, just so they won't feel sad when I'm gone