You're the gamemaster of the squid games, what games would you host?

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Thiletonomics
Some games that I would have, include:

-Jenga

-Players have to play DOTA 2 Ranked for 24 hours, and the 1/4 lowest ranked players are eliminated.

-Players have to play The Last of Us 2, and skipping cutscenes is not allowed. Quitting after seeing either the Joel-In-One, or the Owen ramming Abby's ass scene, will result in instant elimination.

-Players have to wrestle in "Kiss My Ass" matches, as the loser has to kiss the other's ass, and then they get promptly eliminated.
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mario if smoke weed said:
Kick the autistic.
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But if everyone is autistic in the squidgame then everyone would be kicking everyone. Wouldn't that just be Soccer but without the ball?

I don't know what this show is because I don't watch Netflix. But if I was gonna design some kind of complicated Battle Royal death game show then there's only one way to do it right:
 
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Never seen Squidgame, but I just need to two people to play the Dune boardgame with me and my friend. All our other friends have kids and shit so scheduling is a nightmare. So I would use my gamemaster powers for that.
 
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Some games that I would have, include:

-Jenga

-Players have to play DOTA 2 Ranked for 24 hours, and the 1/4 lowest ranked players are eliminated.

-Players have to play The Last of Us 2, and skipping cutscenes is not allowed. Quitting after seeing either the Joel-In-One, or the Owen ramming Abby's ass scene, will result in instant elimination.

-Players have to wrestle in "Kiss My Ass" matches, as the loser has to kiss the other's ass, and then they get promptly eliminated.
 
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One detonator blows up a room with half the contestants, the other detonator blows up a room with the other half. I give both detonators to a random homeless guy and tell him he gets $5 if he presses the shiny buttons
 
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To a lot of our perpetually internetting cows, this site is probably the equivalent of squid games for them. We are the circle workers posting information. The lower mods are the triangles and the higher mods are the squares. Null is the frontman running the show. The VIPs are all the lurkers watching all the lolcows. Chris Chan is the old man, Oh Il-Nam, as he is the one responsible for the sites creation and competes in the lolcow games as well.

Artistic Abilities
Players must draw their best replication of Sonichu. Drawings are scanned by a computer to determine how close to the original the players drawing is. The lowest 50% of players are eliminated.

The Gamestop Game
Each player receives a small can of mace. Players must mace other players and avoided getting maced. Those who are maced are eliminated.

The Bluespike Game
Prior to the games all contestants are asked to bring something of importance to them that gives them strength. Contestants must insert that object into their anus or be eliminated.

The Liquid Game
Contestants are asked to pair up. They then must battle to the death in a series of singing contests, demonstrations of linguistic ability, and karate fights. The loser from each pairing is eliminated.

The 14BC Maze
Players must navigate through a recreation of 14 Branchland Court, filled with various hazards and traps. If they do not navigate the maze in time, it is lit on fire and they must escape before being burned to death.

The Barb Game
In this final game, the first player to rape their own mother wins the game and the ultimate cash prize.
 
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