YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Nb commie faggot covers the farms:

Some highlights include her claims that anti-sjws like sargon "are one of the darkest places on the internet" and insulting our dear leader. Parading around the classic "he lives with his mom", "neko shotas on blockland" , and that "he eats unhealthy processed foods like chris chan". Idk about you but I don't think CwC's weight was the main reason people made fun of him. The rest of it is just her talking about her old vlog channels and how she was a stalker "just like josh as a teen". I couldnt stand to watch any more because voice is shrill and annoying and her skits are wannabe contrapoints. The whole tone video reminds me of the attempt to recreate the Contrapoints incel video with the fake empathy stuff and the whole "I used to be a creep like Josh and Kiwifarms users until I became a good NB commie UwU" angle.

The rest of her channel is an absurd amount of onision videos and vegan crap

I bet she lives alone and owns a bajillion cats, like all NB commies do.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Subscribed!!! He's the more eloquent Chad Warden

Speaking of Chad Warden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj3JDwhHFW8&frags=pl%2Cwn

 

[Zarkov]

Nb commie faggot covers the farms:

Some highlights include her claims that anti-sjws like sargon "are one of the darkest places on the internet" and insulting our dear leader. Parading around the classic "he lives with his mom", "neko shotas on blockland" , and that "he eats unhealthy processed foods like chris chan". Idk about you but I don't think CwC's weight was the main reason people made fun of him. The rest of it is just her talking about her old vlog channels and how she was a stalker "just like josh as a teen". I couldnt stand to watch any more because voice is shrill and annoying and her skits are wannabe contrapoints. The whole tone video reminds me of the attempt to recreate the Contrapoints incel video with the fake empathy stuff and the whole "I used to be a creep like Josh and Kiwifarms users until I became a good NB commie UwU" angle.

The rest of her channel is an absurd amount of onision videos and vegan crap

Why do they always wear the damn problem glasses ? I know they're tards who can't be expected to have any fashion sense, but ffs get glasses that don't emphasise how fat you are. Or is it an identification mark among jobless commies, like faggots with their pierced right ears ?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

The next Suzy Lu in the making? Hmm?

Seems more to me like a commentary version of MauLer with her incapacity to reach the point. Brevity is the soul of wit.

Why do they always wear the damn problem glasses ? I know they're tards who can't be expected to have any fashion sense, but ffs get glasses that don't emphasise how fat you are. Or is it an identification mark among jobless commies, like faggots with their pierced right ears ?

Its a fashion statement tied to being ugly cuz beauty standards. Degrade your image to show how little you care for social norms.

One guy that I always wanted to mention is ScareTheater, the ARG/Internet Mystery community's bottom feeder. This guy pops videos on shit most of the community will ignore (because how unimportant the subjects are) and rarely does anything with it. His latest video is on a publicity stunt made by a mexican tv channel's Twitter revolving around tweeting spooky videos at 3 a.m. with the cursed font, one of which is a cursed version of Time for Lunch by Michael Rozen. He is english speaking Dross Rotzank.

There's also his video on DesmondIsAmazing that landed him in hot water.

 

[Hal]

Nb commie faggot covers the farms:

Some highlights include her claims that anti-sjws like sargon "are one of the darkest places on the internet" and insulting our dear leader. Parading around the classic "he lives with his mom", "neko shotas on blockland" , and that "he eats unhealthy processed foods like chris chan". Idk about you but I don't think CwC's weight was the main reason people made fun of him. The rest of it is just her talking about her old vlog channels and how she was a stalker "just like josh as a teen". I couldnt stand to watch any more because voice is shrill and annoying and her skits are wannabe contrapoints. The whole tone video reminds me of the attempt to recreate the Contrapoints incel video with the fake empathy stuff and the whole "I used to be a creep like Josh and Kiwifarms users until I became a good NB commie UwU" angle.

The rest of her channel is an absurd amount of onision videos and vegan crap

Lol i can't believe no one mentioned this in the breadtube thread, it's like a even worse version of gutians video.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I found this culture-warrior larper who made a video talking about an alt-right parody song creator but narrated it like he's talking about a serial killer. I thought it was a parody at first but the more he spoke, the more I realized he was dead serious and really thinks this shit is super dangerous and turning thousands into nazis.

Then I found out that he made a video basically calling Sargon a hero and shitting on Jim for not taking the internet seriously.

Usually I'd write this shit off as trolling but looking at his channel history, I highly doubt it. It is kinda weird that he knows about the MurdochMurdoch website and actually links to it in his description though, might just chalk that up to obsession and stupidity though.

 

[Enola Straight]

This is an old-ass video I used to love, and since I recently found it again, I thought I would share. It's incredibly exceptional but then again its using The Sims so of course it would be.

 

[WhiteLivesMatter]

I found some retard who believes he can predict earthquakes back in 2017. I found his channel through comments on a news video about a deadly earthquake on youtube and there was a boomer-esque guy who commented "well, they should've just watched dutchsinse's forecasts!"

I present to you, dutchsinse. 347k subs.
https://www.youtube.com/user/dutchsinse

I'm no geologist, but I'm 100% sure that he just spews out nonsense on his videos and some white facebook moms and dumb boomers believe him. He doesn't even speak clearly, like, he doesn't say there's gonna be increased risk of earthquakes on the west coast, but rather one-hour garbled shit about 'fulcrum points' and other nonsense.
He also streams on d-live, twitch and mixer pretty often where he keeps gurgling nonsense for hours.

Not very laughable, but still very schizophrenic of him to spend a few hours per day talking nonsense and then posting it online.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

pretty good lolcows poppin up with katerino and fitz. i feel bad for carson man

Fitz hasn't been a fun watch since he started the Misfits group. Their podcast is mostly stories of their high life on drugs and being YouTube famous. (Fitz hasn't uploaded in 4 months) There is rarely anything else they talk about. Gets old fast. They also recently had a porn star on their Podcast as well. There was also a good moment in their most recent podcast where Jay / McCreamy put up Katirno's background.

I also didn't want to watch the whole thing, but I don't think Fitz even addressed it in his podcast. This was on April 15th that it came out.


Fitz did address the situation somewhat in a tweet;

Fitz on Twitter

“https://t.co/JrJvp1SLMM”

twitter.com

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Hey guys, as many of you will have heard, I've been involved in some personal drama recently, and althought situation is a lot more complicated than anyone expected, I want to apologize publicly, not just in private. I'm sorry Carson. I hurt you, and I wasn't a good friend. I can only hope that someday you'll forgiven me. I regret what I did, and I regret where we are. If you ever decide that I'm worthy of versing you in 8ball, I'll be here. Until then, I'm sure the wonderful friends you have around you will have your back.
-Cam / Fitz

Also on April 15th Carson pinned a new tweet which is a link to a twit longer.

Carson on Twitter

“I'm sorry Read: https://t.co/s6hhY5vsN3”

twitter.com

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This is what it read;

First of all, before I start off, I hope you all are doing well. You probably weren’t expecting any of this stuff, and neither was I, but here we are. This is all a real mess, huh?

I want to admit my own faults in this situation as I am guilty of things here as well.

It’s been very difficult for me to watch everything unfold after I came out with the information I did on reddit. It’s my personal belief that I should have never made any of the information that’s out now public. It was a private matter that should have stayed private, and I want to admit I am at complete fault for it being in the public eye. I put it out there in hopes that I could finally move past it, and every day I woke up feeling resentful, immature, and petty. It hurt me to think that 2 people could do something like this to me and get away with it, so in an emotionally impulsive response I put it in front of the world. This was the wrong decision because at the end of the day no one is entitled to this information besides the parties involved.

Just like Kate and Fitz, I’m an entertainer that creates content for people, and what I do in my personal life, even if it’s wrong, isn’t information that I think should be shared. As someone who has been dealing with imposter syndrome and the inability to go out in public without being recognized, even to my hometown grocery store, I should have realized the hypocritical nature of putting this entire situation on display for all of you.

You all have no idea how much I appreciate the support you’ve given me recently, and it’s helped me immensely to know that I have all of you to fall back on. That being said, I think it’s important to say this: I am just as flawed of a human as Kate. I am just as flawed of a human as Fitz. I am just as flawed of a human as Keemstar. I am flawed.

Seeing everyone’s support is awesome, but knowing that next week it could all be flipped on me is terrifying. I am not perfect and I make mistakes. What Kate and Fitz did was wrong and I think we can all acknowledge that, but seeing myself paraded around in such a manner feels misplaced. Next week, it could hypothetically be me in front of the public eye having done something wrong in my private life, because I’m just as susceptible to making poor decisions as anyone. I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life that I’m not proud of, and to think of myself in Kate and Fitz’s shoes makes me feel sorry for them.

Moving forward, please respect Kate and Fitz’ time to process this, as well as respect their break or whatever they choose to do.

To Kate and Fitz: I’m sorry for all the pain I’ve caused you, and I’m sorry for putting your private lives on display for the world. It was the wrong decision and I apologize. You did wrong, but you didn’t deserve your careers jeopardized. I hope you both can become the people I want to see you as.

Anyways that’s about it. I’m gonna go back to playing 8ball now.

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It then came out later that Kat was an absolute whore.

This shouldn't have been surprising because online personalities dating is no different than celebrity dating. It's always a show and never lasts.

Bonus; Keemstar tried to get in on it like the prick he is.

https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1250157725507629060

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[gaarashatan]

Fitz hasn't been a fun watch since he started the Misfits group. Their podcast is mostly stories of their high life on drugs and being YouTube famous. (Fitz hasn't uploaded in 4 months) There is rarely anything else they talk about. Gets old fast. They also recently had a porn star on their Podcast as well. There was also a good moment in their most recent podcast where Jay / McCreamy put up Katirno's background.

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I also didn't want to watch the whole thing, but I don't think Fitz even addressed it in his podcast. This was on April 15th that it came out.


Fitz did address the situation somewhat in a tweet;
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Fitz on Twitter

“https://t.co/JrJvp1SLMM”

twitter.com

(archive)


Also on April 15th Carson pinned a new tweet which is a link to a twit longer.
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Carson on Twitter

“I'm sorry Read: https://t.co/s6hhY5vsN3”

twitter.com

(archive)

This is what it read;

TwitLonger — When you talk too much for Twitter

TwitLonger is the easy way to post more than 140 characters to Twitter

www.twitlonger.com

(archive)

It then came out later that Kat was an absolute whore.

This shouldn't have been surprising because online personalities dating is no different than celebrity dating. It's always a show and never lasts.

Bonus; Keemstar tried to get in on it like the prick he is.
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https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1250157725507629060

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look at keem trying to get any views he can. guess theres 2 whores about

 

[Officer Eradicate]

 

[genericwhitemale]

Part of me wants to see some kind of thread on Anthony Fantano because of how faggy he's become ever since that Fader article in 2017. It's nothing to do with the content he produces, it's just the blue checkmark mentality he's espoused in the last two years. It's like the retarded journo who sperged out about him passed the same blue checkmark behaviour onto him, like some vampiric curse. It's kind of baffling because after getting falsely accused of having a secondary channel that panders to the "alt-right", instead of standing up for himself he just became a coward, caved in and deleted the fucking channel. The retarded excuse he gave in his video response to the article was to say "it's getting demonetised and it's barely bringing in any money", but a) I highly doubt he's strapped for cash considering how well his music reviews on his main channels do and b) if it's not making money, why purge it? Also he's a pussy for making Sam Hyde out to be some sociopath and not just saying "he made a funny joke and I laughed at it."

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Part of me wants to see some kind of thread on Anthony Fantano because of how faggy he's become ever since that Fader article in 2017. It's nothing to do with the content he produces, it's just the blue checkmark mentality he's espoused in the last two years. It's like the exceptional journo who sperged out about him passed the same blue checkmark behaviour onto him, like some vampiric curse. It's kind of baffling because after getting falsely accused of having a secondary channel that panders to the "alt-right", instead of standing up for himself he just became a coward, caved in and deleted the fucking channel. The exceptional excuse he gave in his video response to the article was to say "it's getting demonetised and it's barely bringing in any money", but a) I highly doubt he's strapped for cash considering how well his music reviews on his main channels do and b) if it's not making money, why purge it? Also he's a pussy for making Sam Hyde out to be some sociopath and not just saying "he made a funny joke and I laughed at it."

He's a bald weirdo who makes music reviews. Could you cite what you think is "blue checkmark behavior" besides his Fader interview?

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

He's a bald weirdo who makes music reviews. Could you cite what you think is "blue checkmark behavior" besides his Fader interview?

Eh, he's prone to Redditard soyboy behavior.

 

[Trig.Point]

Part of me wants to see some kind of thread on Anthony Fantano because of how faggy he's become ever since that Fader article in 2017. It's nothing to do with the content he produces, it's just the blue checkmark mentality he's espoused in the last two years. It's like the exceptional journo who sperged out about him passed the same blue checkmark behaviour onto him, like some vampiric curse. It's kind of baffling because after getting falsely accused of having a secondary channel that panders to the "alt-right", instead of standing up for himself he just became a coward, caved in and deleted the fucking channel. The exceptional excuse he gave in his video response to the article was to say "it's getting demonetised and it's barely bringing in any money", but a) I highly doubt he's strapped for cash considering how well his music reviews on his main channels do and b) if it's not making money, why purge it? Also he's a pussy for making Sam Hyde out to be some sociopath and not just saying "he made a funny joke and I laughed at it."

Actually I'd argue that his response was actually quite considered and effective. The e-rag that wrote it, made stealth edits shortly after he put out his response video and a few months later they deleted it entirely and now refuse to talk about it, which implies they were put under significant pressure.

The guy that wrote it Ezra Marcus complained about getting Anti-Semitic abuse and then likewise shut up.

By deleting the videos (which I have a feeling that Ezra, shit hot journalist that he is, never archived) Fantano was able to control the conversation about them from that point on.

The accusations about him being Alt Right are still on Wikipedia of course because the Fader is a reputable journalistic source.

I imagine the Fader was hoping that he'd just roll over start apologising, make a donation to the SPLC etc. They were apparently pissed when his only statement to them was that he was putting everything into a response video.

Anyway when you see so many examples of people chimping out and threatening lawsuits, it's interesting to look at a case where an individual put a journalistic outlet back in its box.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Eh, he's prone to Redditard soyboy behavior.

That's not answering my question: that's just rephrasing the premise. I've watched his content, and the most "offensive" things he's done is say that Tom McDonald is making a fool of himself with his "Whites are so super oppressed guise" schtick (he is) and refusing to say the nigger word (that's his prerogative). He doesn't chimp out on the internet and get into slap fights or rant in his videos about how all Trump voters should be shot, so I'm not seeing anything worth even a CommWatch post about him. If you can produce something that is, that'd be different.
EDIT: Since you joined yesterday, I'll just clarify this: this site isn't for documenting every leftist who voices their political opinion on the internet. You'll notice we don't have a CommWatch thread for "Redditards" or "soyboys". This site documents displays of extreme autism and/or flame wars (except for BP, which is for mean girls and isn't somewhere I go). Having a political opinion isn't enough to be documented on this site.

 

[Big Question]

LMAO these fools are falling for it.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Part of me wants to see some kind of thread on Anthony Fantano because of how faggy he's become ever since that Fader article in 2017. It's nothing to do with the content he produces, it's just the blue checkmark mentality he's espoused in the last two years. It's like the exceptional journo who sperged out about him passed the same blue checkmark behaviour onto him, like some vampiric curse. It's kind of baffling because after getting falsely accused of having a secondary channel that panders to the "alt-right", instead of standing up for himself he just became a coward, caved in and deleted the fucking channel. The exceptional excuse he gave in his video response to the article was to say "it's getting demonetised and it's barely bringing in any money", but a) I highly doubt he's strapped for cash considering how well his music reviews on his main channels do and b) if it's not making money, why purge it? Also he's a pussy for making Sam Hyde out to be some sociopath and not just saying "he made a funny joke and I laughed at it."

Fantano is a fucking worm and a grifter. When being an anti-SJW was popular, he was friends with a ton of them. He'd have discussions with Sargon, went on the Drunken Peasants constantly and even defended then interviewed Sam Hyde. Now there's a bunch of interviews he did with some faggot named The Progressive Voice (who also belongs here btw) where he disavows all of the things I just listed and shit talks the people and ideas he used to be cool with, acting like the type of person they all used to shit on but the dude cuts his videos up to get more views and I don't wanna post like 4 videos here and take up an entire page.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

I found the first rant video for this big YouTuber and it blows donkey balls!

in case the video gets deleted.

 

[Trig.Point]

some faggot named The Progressive Voice (who also belongs here btw)

That guy is strange, I went looking for a video Bearing made about him a couple of years back laughing at how he tries to set the metadata on his videos to game the search algorithm. The video has been deleted off YouTube though! There was a link to it from Rational Wiki (lol even rational wiki reference his clickbaity titles).

The video is still on Bearings BitChute Channel. (I can't embed it).

THE "PROGRESSIVE VOICE" LASHES OUT!


He's an awful communicator, a terrible monotone voice and this slightly blank facial expression. Yet he somehow manages to interact with a lot of the top people on progressive YouTube, I think it might be because he's got money. Kyle Kulinski and a few others let him orbit them, and will occasionally stream with him, it wouldn't surprise me if he pays for the privilege.