YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

[Haunted Gambler]

So Youtube recommended me this video:

It's just a clip of CallMeCarson saying "For some reason, I have this big number next to my name, so people trust me." and... Nothing else.
In the description "It’s call me Carson lol ( I’m posting this because it didint aeg well) #CallMeCarson" is written and it was released while CallMeCarson drama was going. And that's all I can say about the video.
But channel's owner is a different story:

Just because this video of his got lots of views and likes, he thinks he's officially famous, despite having very little views on his other videos, and despite of his subscriber count.

He admits that he didn't give a fuck about the Carson drama, he only made this video to get views.

And I have no idea what is happening in the comments section. It's either people defending Carson, calling Carson a pedo or just spamming this comment (maybe it's for the algorithm?). Did I stumble upon a cult or something? Or is it just a meme? Or am I simply too stupid to understand this?

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Xerxes IX]

or just spamming this comment (maybe it's for the algorithm?). Did I stumble upon a cult or something? Or is it just a meme? Or am I simply too stupid to understand this?

It's happened before in JSchlatt's fanbase, there was a time when his fans would spam Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing in comment sections because of one of his videos. Since JSchlatt and Carson are related it could be more of the same.

 

[fartsnstuf]

This person got super tilted that a youtube video can be considered fake and went on a 10+ minute rant disproving it to feel smarter about himself

 

[Guile of the Bolden Ditch]

Professional Anime Connoisseur Gigguk, became upset on episode #41 of Trash Taste (timestamp 29:34) when someone doxed his private monk pictures that were found on his moms Facebook.
He doesn't have his own thread so I'm posting here:
(I am not the one who found these)

Gigguk's written response, this whole thing originally happened on Twitter last month:

 

[atleast3letterslong]

https://youtube.com/channel/UCG1hL_z0JcujbOMxU9Vj3eA

Here is Havenserver/Haven mapper/communist natsuki. DDLC expert, mapper, self proclaimed communist, and discord admin (of his server). His channel has a little bit for everyone. There's no one like Natsuki his four part magnun opus (that I didn't watch). For all you lonely Kiwis there's Monika Takes a bath with you. There's also several drawings he's made: Doki Doki Neko Club (drawing), Rem and Ram x MW2, Zombie zero two, and Zombie Rem.

Best video by far is this one which I've already downloaded is this one: School...

He had other videos of mapping and one where he is showing off his body pillows at one point he runs his gloved hand done one of them. These are either private or have been deleted so you'll have to take my word for it.

His discord server was People's Republic of Havenland. Which is now gone might have something to do with me reporting them for having loli (there was a porn bot that would send hentai and apparently it didn't have filters on it and the jannies never looked in the channel). It got raided on September 12th by the Empcord Jihad. Fast forward to 0:58 there's a screenshot of a body pillow. That was taken in his server.

Edit: Sorry for posting 8 million screenshots didn't realize they would create a wall for mobile users. A lot of these screenshots are from after the raid. I don't think there any existing screenshots from during the raid. It was mostly people with McCarthy, Savimbi, and Cheng Kai Shek pfps spamming slurs and a list of mass killings under communist regimes. The people with Lain or Komi pfps are most likely Mr. Swage alts. Greg was a raider. Everyone else in there isn't trolling also I think I have more screenshots if people are interested.

Screenshots taken immediately after the raid. All screenshots were provided by mr. swage.

Archives There's no one like Natsuki: Here, Here, Here, Here
No idea how well the wayback machine works. If you really care about this videos I suggest downloaded them I currently don't have access to my computer and only have two saved. I'll try to download a few more later so don't do anything like subscribe to his channel or commenting until I'm finished.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

i found a guy on youtube called brother ernst
his recent vids are about printing t-shirts and such
But if you go back a few you start finding dino denial , concave earth and flat earth and other shit

Go back even further and you find videos about zionism and 9/11

archive of his channel: https://archive.md/ZXOW4

 

[Toolbox]

This person got super tilted that a youtube video can be considered fake and went on a 10+ minute rant disproving it to feel smarter about himself

This channel itself, the one ranting, was exposed to be an attempt at making a cash cow by some entrepreneur, among multiple other channels.

They make bottom of the barrel clickbait shit anyway, so this is not new for them.

 

[Xerxes IX]

This channel itself, the one ranting, was exposed to be an attempt at making a cash cow by some entrepreneur, among multiple other channels.

They make bottom of the barrel clickbait shit anyway, so this is not new for them.

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The drama one was more palatable than normal "tea channels" to me but that's not a high bar to clear. Spot on about everything else though, their attempts to expand the brand have been horrible.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If MF DOOM was still alive, he’d enjoy this.

And yes, someone in fact did a mashup of both George Carlin‘s stand up and DOOM’s instrumentals:

 

[Out Bob]

Something not drama or political related that I find funny

 

[Haunted Gambler]

This little review of one of Kirby: Right Back at Ya's episodes.

Spoiler: The Fofa Factor

In that episode there's a monster that divides people into one male and one female versions of them (You can already see where this is going, right?)
Escargoon then comments on that by saying "I guess everyone has a male and female side to their personality". The reviewer gets mad and complains about this because "NON-BINARY AND TRANS PEOPLE EXISTS!" and talks about identity politics and gender identities for two minutes.
She also has Trump Derangement Syndrome (of course she does) and she keeps comparing King Dedede to Donald Trump because Dedede is rich, dumb and evil.
Oh, also she apparently came out as Agender recently. Which means... absolutely nothing.

Spoiler: Agender Reveal Party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYwLa07tozA

 

[NyQuilninja]

This little review of one of Kirby: Right Back at Ya's episodes.
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Spoiler: The Fofa Factor

In that episode there's a monster that divides people into one male and one female versions of them (You can already see where this is going, right?)
Escargoon then comments on that by saying "I guess everyone has a male and female side to their personality". The reviewer gets mad and complains about this because "NON-BINARY AND TRANS PEOPLE EXISTS!" and talks about identity politics and gender identities for two minutes.
She also has Trump Derangement Syndrome (of course she does) and she keeps comparing King Dedede to Donald Trump because Dedede is rich, dumb and evil.
Oh, also she apparently came out as Agender recently. Which means... absolutely nothing.
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Spoiler: Agender Reveal Party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYwLa07tozA

The thumbnail reminds of doodle diapers .

 

[Loona]

A few months ago, I randomly found this song on YouTube, called "Woman Ive [sic] Been Looking For You" by TubuTrue. It has 15,000 views but I'm pretty sure it was viewbotted as the uploader only has 20 subscribers, the video has only 12 likes, and 60 comments (all 60 are from the uploader, and 58 are blank).

The song is very repetitive and has terrible lyrics like "'Cause this is TubuTrue in my Subaru / We can do anything that you wanna do / This is TubuTrue in my Subaru / Woman I've been looking for you" and "I wanna put you in a Subaru / I wanna give you my name (shh) / I wanna surprise you / (mumbling) / I can bring you to places you've never been / Open your heart too I wanna win(?) / Go to the restaurant, get something in(?) / Explore, exotic, sun and the sand / (a lot more mumbling)". The song itself isn't very pleasing to listen to either. The instrumental is a two second loop for almost the entire song. TubuTrue's singing is mediocre at best, and it reaches its worst at 3:20 and lasts about 25 seconds, where he sings off-key over a poorly-played guitar.

The video is pretty hilariously bad too. In a couple of scenes, TubuTrue holds a guitar but doesn't even pretend to play it. It's also littered with stock footage, mostly about cars.

The weirdness doesn't stop there. For some reason, he uploaded the song again another 6 times. Four of these are completely identical to the original, with two bring an instrumental and acapella. The most popular of these reuploads has only 49 views, further cementing my theory of view bots.

Spoiler: Reuploads where nothing is changed

Spoiler: Instrumental

Spoiler: Acapella

 

[Cum Laudely]

You didn't but its ok

An archive copy

His bud there got a literal JO crystal. Also it would appear the cum chalice is not just a meme but in fact real.

 

[NyQuilninja]

His bud there got a literal JO crystal. Also it would appear the cum chalice is not just a meme but in fact real.

So a gayer version of a pearl necklace

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Music reactor on YouTuber analyzes the criticism he received after defending Lil Nas X doing a lap dance on Satan.

 

[Toolbox]

This guy's kind of an autist, but makes decent commentary on various old franchises or shows, with some decent editing most of the time. But he seems to increasingly be becoming an "I fucking love science!!!!" type. At around 36;56, near the end of his commentary on Discovery channel's fake documentary on Mermaids he goes immediately into a tangent about how the same people who believe that aquatic apes exist or mermaids are the same people who believe that the covid vaccines might be damaging. Then he tries to make an epic burn on anyone who disagrees with that statement. I wonder if he's slowly going to go down the quinton route of shoving random political bullshit into his videos, as this kind of random tangent heavily reminds me of the tirade in the middle of his thinnining 2 video where he just screams "I Fuckin hate trump" and then rees about him for a bit, and then went on his further downward spiral to where we're at today. He has enough free time to have watched the entirety of scooby and scrappy doo within an assumedly short window of time, and exhibits a ton of consoomerish behavior, mostly focused on mid-late 90s, early 2000s memorabilia like toys. If you go back early enough he was a sonic fag for most of his early content before transitioning to general nostalgiabait. This guy seemed generally a lot more level headed than most youtubers with his similar interests, but I have to wonder if he bought into the lockdown and stayed indoors most of the last year, and has gone slowly more mental. He wouldn't be the first.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Debated posting about this guy for sometime but recent developments are too much for even me. Warning, he's from Birmingham, UK, which was rated the worst accent in the UK, even worse than not talking at all. Also sorry not sorry for the abysmal formatting.

For over 10 years I've been following the antics of one "Jono1170" who many will remember as the sperg from the classic video "MODERN WARFARE 2 SUCKS!!!"
The original "GuitarJono1170" channel is gone, but here is a mirror.

On it's own it's a great video. It even got a remix by a young DJPlaceBoing, with the drum beat comprised of wall punches. But the upset man behind the wall punches is, truly, an exceptional individual even without the video game rage. He's created quite a few channels, my favourite of which is "SmokingInTheFags", home of the hit series "Smoking in the Shed". Sometimes he smokes in a garage, and other times a garden, and rarely a kitchen. It's an idea that runs and runs, an endless well of content. Sadly a lot of the videos are gone and the channel is mostly inactive.

He also fancies himself as a musician. While TheJono1170 houses a few musical gems, he created a short lived channel called "B1azinDragonz" which has one of my all time favourite songs "That's My Name (Don't Wear It Out)" I've listened to this song countless times in the past 10 years, it always cracks me up. Absolute banger.

The best content was when a troll called "MDSofDeath" cosied up to Jono and took advantage of him for views, which resulted in jono getting blackout drunk at his house and throwing up all over the place. Sadly, no record exists because the YT account was banned about 10 years ago. (Heres the gayest video ever recapping some of the drama. Warning: text slideshow set to bodies)

Since then he's mostly just posted constant cringe and oversharing on his main channel. He tried to start some drama with memeulous after he made a video on SmokingInTheFags in an attempt to become more relevant since he has no following anymore, but other than that video I don't believe he ever responded to Jono's continuous callouts. But in the last few months he's become significantly more deranged and autistic.

And ladies, for your eyes only, he started an only fans

"Jono X Dragon" (Yes, seriously. I believe his original surname was Donaldson)
DOB: 24/08/90 (britbong format)
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Twitter
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Onlyfans (not even my autistic curiosity will let me pay for this).

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

I really hate the word "cringe culture"... Or "__ culture" in general. The video isn't even really about cringe culture, it's just a lesson of "be yourself!" and Mark talking about how he likes Sonic.