YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

[BananaGator]

Chris Stuckmann is moving beyond movie reviews and focusing on directing and talking about filmmaking itself.

The autism comes in when he starts huffing his own farts and goes on about how he "finds no joy" in criticizing bad movies anymore because of how hard directors work and about how he wants to rebrand himself into a, quote, "champion of film."

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Anyone know who Safiya Nygarrd is? She’s a former Buzzfeeder with a popular YouTube channel. She used to upload once a week and then went dark on social media without warning for a while and came back saying “MUH MENTAL HEALTH!”
She would then post a video once a month and always say she was editing her videos on Instagram. Then she stopped uploading and went 5 months without an upload and sporadic Instagram posting. She finally made an instagram post saying something about mental health again and that she needed to move from California to North Carolina to be “near family” because that was what causing her mental health issues even though her family is in Chicago and her husband’s family is in Pennsylvania. She’s not so much of a cow because she’s just a lazy YouTuber who can support 2 people off of adsense for months at a time.
The autism comes from her fans constantly licking her asshole whenever she comes back from from “mental health breaks.” And when she posts that she’s “struggling” with videos everyone comments how “she should take her time because she comes first.” It’s just amazing to see how people buy whatever bull shit a person throws out as long as they claim it’s for “mental health reasons.”

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Remember those probability videos? Here's one peculiarly baffling one, not because of the subject matter, but because of the execution.

Wouldn't most of these just be speculation, not definite fact?

 

[killuminati]

I was just watching this video of moistcr1tikal reacting to some dude named ZeroEnigma on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhd3GbfnuwQ (link here since it won't embed for some reason)

Basically this guy records himself riding his bike around New York City, hoping to find strangers committing pretty traffic violations "against him" so he can justify screaming insults at them for content. He has literally over 100 videos of himself doing this. He seems like a massive fucking faggot.

 

[Blasterman]

This bitch made a youtube video "vlog" as an elaborate excuse to fight with her ex since she knows he watches her videos.

Life update fuck baltimore

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[tantric_depressive]

I just came across this weird af & pervy channel : https://www.youtube.com/c/BeautiesWantItBIG/featured

“Beauties want it BIG!” is committed to Entertain, Educate, and Inspire in the year 2020: ENTERTAIN: Enjoy the sights and sounds of your favorite female entertainers as they express their craving for big penises. EDUCATE: Explain why larger penises are more pleasurable to women, and why small penises are sexually worthless. INSPIRE: Empower today’s teen girls to be unapologetic in their preference for big penises, and to reject small penises. Celebrity Size Queens: https://www.reddit.com/r/CelebritySiz... Beauties want it BIG!" https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/sizeq... The Size Queen Revolution and the New Eunuchs: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/sizeq... God bless, Tony

Uhm, God bless you too, I guess, tho I don't think his blessing would extend to the sissy-hypno spheres, Tony

 

[Beard_Chan]

Chris Stuckmann is moving beyond movie reviews and focusing on directing and talking about filmmaking itself.

The autism comes in when he starts huffing his own farts and goes on about how he "finds no joy" in criticizing bad movies anymore because of how hard directors work and about how he wants to rebrand himself into a, quote, "champion of film."

Yeah I used to watch this guy, he used to have ok reviews, then slowly started taking himself too seriously and his reviews became more bland because of it. Huffing his own farts is a good description. That and over-estimating his skills. You review movies on youtube dude, you're not the next Stephen Speilberg.

 

[Pablo Escobar]

Yeah I used to watch this guy, he used to have ok reviews, then slowly started taking himself too seriously and his reviews became more bland because of it. Huffing his own farts is a good description. That and over-estimating his skills. You review movies on youtube dude, you're not the next Stephen Speilberg.

The fucking cope he did on twitter when RLM took the piss outta him was oddly satisfying to me. I always thought his stuff sucked.

 

[Vingle]

Anyone know who Safiya Nygarrd is? She’s a former Buzzfeeder with a popular YouTube channel. She used to upload once a week and then went dark on social media without warning for a while and came back saying “MUH MENTAL HEALTH!”
She would then post a video once a month and always say she was editing her videos on Instagram. Then she stopped uploading and went 5 months without an upload and sporadic Instagram posting. She finally made an instagram post saying something about mental health again and that she needed to move from California to North Carolina to be “near family” because that was what causing her mental health issues even though her family is in Chicago and her husband’s family is in Pennsylvania. She’s not so much of a cow because she’s just a lazy YouTuber who can support 2 people off of adsense for months at a time.
The autism comes from her fans constantly licking her asshole whenever she comes back from from “mental health breaks.” And when she posts that she’s “struggling” with videos everyone comments how “she should take her time because she comes first.” It’s just amazing to see how people buy whatever bull shit a person throws out as long as they claim it’s for “mental health reasons.”

I'm subbed to her, but I don't follow her on other than Jewtube. I thought she was busy with the wedding and then the moving. I like her videos, but there is probably a good idea they come infrequently. Because in actuality, they're pretty boring topics. I would probably get too bored and unsub if she uploaded once a week.

 

[Beard_Chan]

The fucking cope he did on twitter when RLM took the piss outta him was oddly satisfying to me. I always thought his stuff sucked.

Looked this up, He made a 10+ minute video completely in shock they would call him a prick. It was obviously just them taking the piss, they called like 5 other youtube movie reviewers pricks. So fucking cringe man. Just laugh it off, poke fun at them back and fucking move on.

Just follows the pattern for 99% of most critics of any sort online. Thin skinned critics who can dish it out, shit talk directors, companies, people, but when they get an ounce of critique their way (joking or not) they lose their shit.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I know that someone tried to make a thread on this sperg but it was shit and is the most literal case of "not worth a full thread".

Meet Ms. Deviant Crow (1.55k subs), a small-time commentary channel that mainly does video responses to artists, spills takes about lefty drama, and explains edgy memes in the most basic way possible. This individual was talked about somewhat extensively in Antoons' thread and at times even stole the limelight from the Estonian edge lord. If you search Deviant Crow on YouTube chances are that the first thing that pops is responses from other small commentary channels about how shit her points are, this is the reason for changing the poorly drawn MS Paint bird to her current avatar.

And yes, in case you didn't notice she is a trans woman.

How well does she pass? This is the only real-life image I have of her ass.

Spoiler: Open at your own risk bigot

Unlike this brave and stunning corvid, I plan to sustain why I am wasting precious time out of my day to write about her.

Crow is mostly known for driving the Antoons hate train to the cliff and being the unofficial raging queen of the hatedom.


Crow orbits an already somewhat obscure lolcow Quinton Reviews and interviewed him in a video that might be unlisted now. Have the highlights in which Quinton uses 14 minutes to justify his minute-long "I FUCKING HATE TRUMP" rant.
Crow is still in his server to my knowledge.

Most of the responses Crow has received are a product of her takes on how female OCs are sexualized, using how hourglass is not "realistic" for women but "buff" is for men.

This is Crow's current rantsona:


Crown was accused of being a Discord mod once. Never confirmed and the original post about it here was deleted.

 

[Beard_Chan]

Barnacules really needs a little blurb or something on the farms. Similar to boogie and wings, except a little more deluded and with an inflated false sense of intelligence. Youtuber turned patreon e-beggar to support his family. Incredibly fat, lazy, and constantly blaming all his life woes on depression and anxiety. Constantly pissing and moaning about back and energy issues (diabetes shit), while in denial that weight is the real reason. Years of not dieting and just doing wacky stuff to get around the weight issue like buying super expensive beds, and other bullshit that he thinks is better than losing weight. Stereotypical far left bitching on facebook about Trump, and Microsoft (Did you know he used to work there???), and everything under the sun. Try to critique him though and he freaks out or blocks you.

Long history, not a full fledged lolcow but worthy of a blurb I think.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Like “Casper the Friendly Ghost” but homosexual

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

Chris Stuckmann is moving beyond movie reviews and focusing on directing and talking about filmmaking itself.

Watch him become a bitter and lazy shell of his former self after his movie comes out isn't an all-time masterpiece that makes 10 billion dollars, just like ralphthemoviemaker.

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[Jewthulhu]

Like “Casper the Friendly Ghost” but homosexual

>Autistic Jewish schizophrenic thinks "bestiality agents" are poisoning him and gay demons are swapping out his cigs
Great find. I love harmless little schizos like this

 

[Slick]

At 0:45 the Nazi party is represented by an image showing a diverse group of people, proving once and for all the Benito Mussolini was black.

 

[Punished Magician]

At 0:45 the Nazi party is represented by an image showing a diverse group of people, proving once and for all the Benito Mussolini was black.

As someone autistic about nazi history I nearly had an aneuryism with this stupid shit. There are so many things wrong with it, like Nazi Germany randomly attacking the entire New World (North and South America) all at once, unprovoked, and somehow winning, or the fact they're still developing entirely new kinds of ultra-powerful weapons when they've already (somehow) taken over the world and there's nobody left to fight, or nazi global domination being represented by a flat, counter-clockwise swastika, or Hitler eliminating Christianity? Why would he do that? He was a christian, and certainly didn't think religion was "dangerous" and "incompatible with progress" - the only religion I could think of that he'd have something against would be Judaism, and presumably satanism (not sure if he ever explicitly mentioned it). He even fucking praised Islam ffs, he was by no means anti-religious.
"Laws are passed similar to Stalin's policies, causing massive starvation." WHAT? WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE COPY STALIN? Not to mention, judging by how he transformed the abysmal Weimar economy into a much more prosperous Germany, he'd probably be improving the economies of poorer nations instead of the other way around.
"Hitler's plan was to kill 50 million in the short term." Plan for what? Where did you read this? 50 million of whom? Jews? Who fucking knows what the video meant, since they already mentioned a mega-holocaust beforehand, so it can't be that.
I'll have to assume this was made by a 5th-grader.

 

[Jewthulhu]

As someone autistic about nazi history I nearly had an aneuryism with this stupid shit. There are so many things wrong with it, like Nazi Germany randomly attacking the entire New World (North and South America) all at once, unprovoked, and somehow winning, or the fact they're still developing entirely new kinds of ultra-powerful weapons when they've already (somehow) taken over the world and there's nobody left to fight, or nazi global domination being represented by a flat, counter-clockwise swastika, or Hitler eliminating Christianity? Why would he do that? He was a christian, and certainly didn't think religion was "dangerous" and "incompatible with progress" - the only religion I could think of that he'd have something against would be Judaism, and presumably satanism (not sure if he ever explicitly mentioned it). He even fucking praised Islam ffs, he was by no means anti-religious.
"Laws are passed similar to Stalin's policies, causing massive starvation." WHAT? WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE COPY STALIN? Not to mention, judging by how he transformed the abysmal Weimar economy into a much more prosperous Germany, he'd probably be improving the economies of poorer nations instead of the other way around.
"Hitler's plan was to kill 50 million in the short term." Plan for what? Where did you read this? 50 million of whom? Jews? Who fucking knows what the video meant, since they already mentioned a mega-holocaust beforehand, so it can't be that.
I'll have to assume this was made by a 5th-grader.

You're telling me that they wouldn't miraculously develop a nuclear bomb in 1942/3 despite having already conquered everything? That they wouldn't let untermench slavs deemed acceptable for "germanyzation" interbreed with the "pure Aryan stock?" That they wouldn't try to create the perfect bioweapon 15 years after taking over the entire world?
*Edit*
Looked at some more of this guy's videos holy shit I'm really sure he's a 5th-grader based on his view of the world

 

[AmazingEagle]

Where's the funny?